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  • 79 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:33pm

    No one says they had sex with anyone... just saying. I've woken up plenty of random places without putting out. These girls seem like rockstars. ROCK ON!

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:47pm

    wow, someone fell for a flame war. stupid fucking trolls get off this site, get a life in which you actually contribute to life, and stop plunging the human race into nihilistic stupor. and yes I am aware that i'm being oxymoronic by contributing to this dribble.

  • 70 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:52pm

    probably has a floppy vagina too.

  • 72 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:12pm

    Hoboken no jokin'. (Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist)

  • 74 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:11pm

    Brooklyn is a part of New york City Morons. People just assume the city ends at 110st. All part of NY

  • 70 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:46pm

    Brooklyn isnt in the city you Moron! Manhattan is considered the city

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:04pm

    hey 1:59 get fucked

  • 64 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:54pm

    1:53 only 7 tfln are about girls named emily. go fuck yourself please

  • 71 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:42pm

    As long as no one came home in a body bag it's all good.

  • 62 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:27am

    I want to party with YOU guys!

  • 62 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:45pm

    2:38 must be either ugly or a bitch

  • 70 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:59pm

    Cereal, jesus christ. Calm down you guys, ssssssssssssstop it.

  • 64 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:53pm

    jhsdklfhjksfhjklsdfahjkhjkhdsjfkahjkhdsjakfh WHORE dlsfhkldjkskljdfkljdklajsf

  • 60 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:58pm

    at least this actually sounds like it was a real text at one point, which is more than i can say about more than half the shit on here

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:18pm

    from everything you read on this site about ny/jersey, this sounds about on par......

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:33am

    and for the people arguing about the city, the five burroughs make up new york city. fact. get over it.

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:06am

    sounds a wee bit like The Hangover...

  • 65 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 9:41pm

    10:19. honestly. who gives a fuck?

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 10:32am

    HOBOKEN is in new jersey too, assholes. goddd people on this site are so stupid. and brooklyn is not the slums of new york, or of anywhere. get over yourselves.

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 6:28pm

    i met these girls at the bar and they were fuckin hot, you are just hating cuz u coudlnt get with them!! whatt whatttt.. i'm a little jealous i wasn't the lucky guy... ~(jmo)

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:06pm

    this is fucking awesome, you girls arent sluts, you jus know how to fucking rageeeeeee!

  • 65 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:15pm

    Pussy, pussy, pussy. Marijuana.

  • 54 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:49pm

    the other 4 boroughs might as well be north jersey, southern ct, or westchester county. long live manhattan!

  • 56 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 2, 09 at 1:36pm

    You girls are trash. Nothing classier than hooking up with random people from parties

  • 61 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 1:08pm

    hey 10:07-- fuck you, cunt!

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:38pm

    i hope in two weeks when i turn 21.. i can have the same great night.. VEGAS BABY!!!

  • 55 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:43pm

    1:31 ... They're not hookers, just drunk sluts. Unless you count cabfare as their nightly rate.

  • 61 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 16, 09 at 2:19am

    that is an honest-to-god success

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:38pm

    @2:18, 2:24 is right. No one I know can afford to live in Manhattan.

  • 54 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:15pm

    VaaaaaaaaginAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! =)

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 12:03pm

    not trashy, just fun

  • 58 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:14am

    what's a white dragon/philly fake-out 12:49?

  • 63 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:53pm

    why are tfln so often about girls named emily?

  • 50 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:47am

    i bet ur fucking ugly since ur promoting urseld on a stupid website

  • 63 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:50pm

    whoooo jersey city haha. go cati... kinda lol

  • 57 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:43pm

    1:39, really. Brooklyn is in Manhattan? Wow

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:15pm

    2:11, Brooklyn is part of New York, but when people refer to the city they are referring to Manhattan which Brooklyn is not in Manhattan. Moron.

  • 56 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:00pm

    no one says "im going to the city" and refers to BK..ppl says "Im going to brooklyn" -- the city means manhatten. period. end of debate.

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:49am

    lol...way to sound cool you cunt i hope u catch a white dragon... or maybe a philly fake-out on ur bday

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:27pm

    vaginas = venus fly traps. Beware.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:16pm

    lmaoo, sucks for the girl who got stuck in jersey..

  • 51 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:34pm

    why is everyone so incredibly hateful on this otherwise fun site? i mean, really, wtf?

  • 49 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:30pm

    well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake

  • 50 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:50pm

    been there, done that. best. night. ever! cheers to you for having one also!

  • 56 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:47pm

    2:45 - I'd say she is an ugly bitch. With herpes.

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:37pm

    1:49, suck my dick. i love new jersey.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:09pm

    hoboken is the fucking bomb. anyone who says otherwise is a cock-juggling thundercunt.

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:34pm

    Wow. Sluts, vagina, herpes, and massive disputes about geography. How about the fact that those three must have had a bad ass night? That's all that counts in the long run.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:31pm

    figures they would go to nyc rather than ac since ac gets old right quick long live 609

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:57pm

    Hey now, I am the guy from Jersey City and Cati is not ugly. For SHAME!

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:05pm

    makes me think of a trip to NYC a few years ago. Young, dumb fun :D

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:48pm

    I live in Hoboken. You girls sound fun. Lets get some drinks sometime. and then some DP

  • 50 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 5:53pm

    1.42 i live in bk and i didnt know it was the city.. manhatten is the city...no?

  • 59 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:15am

    fuckk you too 1:08 :) nice attitude. just remember. " we pump our fist, not our fucking gas "

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:07pm

    2:05 unless you're fucking retarded (i have to assume you are) you just search for the keyword emily and count the 7 texts. takes the same amount of time that you took to write your post.

  • 65 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 5:38pm

    ew thats disgusting why dont you try sleeping wiht someone who actually lives in manhattan

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:27pm

    Girls are sluts, true. Good point..

  • 48 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:11pm

    does anyone else realize this text is total BULLSHIT?

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 12:17am

    Fuck her birthday! Mine's March 17, aka St Patrick's Day. 21st? Lands on a Saturday. I'm hoping to be in Vegas, and guess what? I'm a pretty attractive girl. I'm not going to remember my birthday!! Hahaha.

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 6:57am

    and i thought my bday was good because me and the 7 people i was with woke up in different places in the casino/hotel we had a room at. only 1 person actually stayed in the room. lol ...at least it was free.

  • 50 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:05pm

    1:54..wtf..did you count them? fail

  • 50 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:18pm

    @1:39PM & 1:42PM brooklyn the city? you're shitting me right brookllyn is brooklyn, manhattan is the CITY. You aren't in the city unless you got a 212

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:39pm

    it annoys me when people don't know that brooklyn is in the city...

  • 56 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 2:31am

    jersey cityyy REPRESENT

  • 47 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:05pm

    Sounds like the girls I met in Vegas back in May

  • 53 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:04pm

    cati must be ugly if she ended up in jersey, shiiiiit

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:38pm

    2:35, that's absolute garbage. If a girl gives it up easily, she's a slut but if she doesn't then she's a bitch? Maybe you don't deserve to get laid. Guys have just as easy a time as girls do. "and not counting ugly girls" cements you as a total idiot.

  • 60 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:59pm

    so much rage, 1:54. simmer.

  • 53 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:18pm

    Technically, Brooklyn is in NYC (yes, it's one of the 5 boroughs, everyone knows that) Socially, Brooklyn is a fucking dump, and not considered relevant (except for Grimaldi's and maybe the heights area that is just now starting to gentrify). If you live in bklyn it's bc you're too poor for manhattan.

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:42pm

    1:39 me too, study new york city people ! and this night sounds amazing besides the fact you paid probably a lot of money to stay in hotel you didn't use

  • 46 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:36pm

    trashy? hell no. it sounds like a fucking great time. :)

  • 51 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:24pm

    the queen of england is too poor for manhattan

  • 53 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 11:07pm

    Sounds like a shitty night to me.

  • 55 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:33pm

    lmao i love how all the people hating on jersey clearly know nothing about the state. TWO girls woke up in jersey. hoboken is in nj. and for the record, brooklyn is technically part of nyc but no one who makes reference to "the city" ever means brooklyn

  • 43 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:00pm

    jersey city is the taint of jersey...and that's saying an awful lot

  • 38 62
    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Aug 12, 10 at 11:37am

    Hoboken no jokin

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:35pm

    Yes 2:25 it is a double standard and that's how it works you might as well get used to it. If you have something everyone wants and give it up easily you are a slut/whore....the guy has to actually try therefore he gets props. Oh and I am not counting the ugly girls

  • 50 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 8:34am

    5:18.. you are retarded... pick up a map dipshit and learn geography. 5 boroughs make up nyc... idiot

  • 50 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:10pm

    sounds like a great fucking birthday. people that say they're trashy should suck a dick and learn how to party

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:05pm

    jersey smells like burnt taint.

  • 53 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:43pm

    do something crazy do something crazy do somethin crazy. man asher roth is awesome. i can't wait for my pool party this weekend

  • 46 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:04pm

    and they all got the same party gift herpes!!!! yeah!

  • 50 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:25pm

    how are they whores and sluts? If this was about three guys, you'd think it rocks, but noooo girls are sluts? WTF?

  • 44 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:34pm

    hoboken, no jokin whaaat

  • 44 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:07pm

    ima jersey bitchh :) and i love it. id rather be from jersey than from some boring place like michigan.

  • 42 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:35pm

    way to keep it trashy.......

  • 42 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:58pm

    So, each of you went home with a different guy who couldn't afford to live in manhattan... nice work! You must be some busted fucking girls if you can't find guys who actually live in the city

  • 41 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 9:53am

    8:34, you are retarded. 5:18 knows that, like everyone has said over and over, we know Brooklyn is part of New York, but when New Yorkers say "lets go into the city" or "she lives in the city" they are refferring to Manhattan, and not Brooklyn. Is that detailed enough for you to understand you fucking moron

  • 45 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:24pm

    This sounds like the definition of a great night.

  • 42 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:14pm

    haha sounds awesome!! good job girls.