Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
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Hoboken no jokin'. (Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist)
Brooklyn is a part of New york City Morons. People just assume the city ends at 110st. All part of NY
Brooklyn isnt in the city you Moron! Manhattan is considered the city
No one says they had sex with anyone... just saying. I've woken up plenty of random places without putting out. These girls seem like rockstars. ROCK ON!
wow, someone fell for a flame war. stupid fucking trolls get off this site, get a life in which you actually contribute to life, and stop plunging the human race into nihilistic stupor. and yes I am aware that i'm being oxymoronic by contributing to this dribble.
2:38 must be either ugly or a bitch
hey 10:07-- fuck you, cunt!
You girls are trash. Nothing classier than hooking up with random people from parties
10:19. honestly. who gives a fuck?
at least this actually sounds like it was a real text at one point, which is more than i can say about more than half the shit on here
no one says "im going to the city" and refers to BK..ppl says "Im going to brooklyn" -- the city means manhatten. period. end of debate.
Cereal, jesus christ. Calm down you guys, ssssssssssssstop it.
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well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake
the other 4 boroughs might as well be north jersey, southern ct, or westchester county. long live manhattan!
whoooo jersey city haha. go cati... kinda lol
lol...way to sound cool you cunt i hope u catch a white dragon... or maybe a philly fake-out on ur bday
i met these girls at the bar and they were fuckin hot, you are just hating cuz u coudlnt get with them!! whatt whatttt.. i'm a little jealous i wasn't the lucky guy...
probably has a floppy vagina too.
Wow. Sluts, vagina, herpes, and massive disputes about geography.
How about the fact that those three must have had a bad ass night?
That's all that counts in the long run.
does anyone else realize this text is total BULLSHIT?
HOBOKEN is in new jersey too, assholes. goddd people on this site are so stupid.
and brooklyn is not the slums of new york, or of anywhere. get over yourselves.
As long as no one came home in a body bag it's all good.
Pussy, pussy, pussy.
I want to party with YOU guys!
this is fucking awesome, you girls arent sluts, you jus know how to fucking rageeeeeee!
1:31 ... They're not hookers, just drunk sluts. Unless you count cabfare as their nightly rate.
what's a white dragon/philly fake-out 12:49?
why is everyone so incredibly hateful on this otherwise fun site? i mean, really, wtf?
@2:18, 2:24 is right. No one I know can afford to live in Manhattan.
2:45 - I'd say she is an ugly bitch. With herpes.
i bet ur fucking ugly since ur promoting urseld on a stupid website
and for the people arguing about the city, the five burroughs make up new york city. fact. get over it.
sounds a wee bit like The Hangover...
makes me think of a trip to NYC a few years ago. Young, dumb fun :D
1:53 only 7 tfln are about girls named emily. go fuck yourself please
i hope in two weeks when i turn 21.. i can have the same great night..
fuckk you too 1:08 :) nice attitude. just remember.
" we pump our fist, not our fucking gas "
1:39, really. Brooklyn is in Manhattan? Wow
not trashy, just fun
hoboken is the fucking bomb.
anyone who says otherwise is a cock-juggling thundercunt.
1.42 i live in bk and i didnt know it was the city.. manhatten is the city...no?
vaginas = venus fly traps. Beware.
that is an honest-to-god success
why are tfln so often about girls named emily?
from everything you read on this site about ny/jersey, this sounds about on par......
cati must be ugly if she ended up in jersey, shiiiiit
and they all got the same party gift herpes!!!! yeah!
and i thought my bday was good because me and the 7 people i was with woke up in different places in the casino/hotel we had a room at. only 1 person actually stayed in the room. lol ...at least it was free.
Hey now, I am the guy from Jersey City and Cati is not ugly. For SHAME!
the queen of england is too poor for manhattan
1:54..wtf..did you count them? fail
2:11, Brooklyn is part of New York, but when people refer to the city they are referring to Manhattan which Brooklyn is not in Manhattan. Moron.
Sounds like a shitty night to me.
it annoys me when people don't know that brooklyn is in the city...
2:05 unless you're fucking retarded (i have to assume you are) you just search for the keyword emily and count the 7 texts. takes the same amount of time that you took to write your post.
so much rage, 1:54. simmer.
Sounds like the girls I met in Vegas back in May
been there, done that. best. night. ever! cheers to you for having one also!
Fuck her birthday! Mine's March 17, aka St Patrick's Day. 21st? Lands on a Saturday. I'm hoping to be in Vegas, and guess what? I'm a pretty attractive girl. I'm not going to remember my birthday!! Hahaha.
how are they whores and sluts? If this was about three guys, you'd think it rocks, but noooo girls are sluts? WTF?
Girls are sluts, true. Good point..
1:49, suck my dick. i love new jersey.
So, each of you went home with a different guy who couldn't afford to live in manhattan... nice work! You must be some busted fucking girls if you can't find guys who actually live in the city
figures they would go to nyc rather than ac since ac gets old right quick long live 609
Yes 2:25 it is a double standard and that's how it works you might as well get used to it. If you have something everyone wants and give it up easily you are a slut/whore....the guy has to actually try therefore he gets props. Oh and I am not counting the ugly girls
8:34, you are retarded. 5:18 knows that, like everyone has said over and over, we know Brooklyn is part of New York, but when New Yorkers say "lets go into the city" or "she lives in the city" they are refferring to Manhattan, and not Brooklyn. Is that detailed enough for you to understand you fucking moron
5:18.. you are retarded... pick up a map dipshit and learn geography. 5 boroughs make up nyc... idiot
lmaoo, sucks for the girl who got stuck in jersey..
Technically, Brooklyn is in NYC (yes, it's one of the 5 boroughs, everyone knows that)
Socially, Brooklyn is a fucking dump, and not considered relevant (except for Grimaldi's and maybe the heights area that is just now starting to gentrify). If you live in bklyn it's bc you're too poor for manhattan.
I live in Hoboken. You girls sound fun. Lets get some drinks sometime. and then some DP
2:35, that's absolute garbage. If a girl gives it up easily, she's a slut but if she doesn't then she's a bitch? Maybe you don't deserve to get laid. Guys have just as easy a time as girls do. "and not counting ugly girls" cements you as a total idiot.
@1:39PM & 1:42PM
brooklyn the city? you're shitting me right
brookllyn is brooklyn, manhattan is the CITY. You aren't in the city unless you got a 212
1:39 me too, study new york city people !
and this night sounds amazing besides the fact you paid probably a lot of money to stay in hotel you didn't use
jersey cityyy REPRESENT
ew thats disgusting why dont you try sleeping wiht someone who actually lives in manhattan
Hoboken no jokin
jersey city is the taint of jersey...and that's saying an awful lot
hoboken, no jokin
ima jersey bitchh :) and i love it. id rather be from jersey than from some boring place like michigan.
haha sounds awesome!! good job girls.
jersey smells like burnt taint.
trashy? hell no. it sounds like a fucking great time.
lmao i love how all the people hating on jersey clearly know nothing about the state. TWO girls woke up in jersey. hoboken is in nj.
and for the record, brooklyn is technically part of nyc but no one who makes reference to "the city" ever means brooklyn
do something crazy do something crazy do somethin crazy. man asher roth is awesome. i can't wait for my pool party this weekend
sounds like a great fucking birthday. people that say they're trashy should suck a dick and learn how to party
This sounds like the definition of a great night.
way to keep it trashy.......