Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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Hope there isn't a bun in the oven now.
it started out as a small yeast infection
Kitchen sex may have been on 1,000 ways to die..
You got the Aunt Jemima treatment!
See you at 8:00
No one's made a sexist kitchen joke yet? I'm surprised.
Banging a fry cook?
I love when people call someone dumb meanwhile they can't use proper grammar.
Why call someone out in the midst of fucking up worse? You forgot a semicolon and a comma. You didn't possibly type that sentence and think it was correct, did you?
No. That's rug burn on your hands and knees. The marks on your ass are slaps from that dude taking you to town.
This that new show, Spatularette?
Have a thing for chefs?
or your just dumb
Damn, that ass is hot
@Smartastic It looks like you need to change your username.
I would've branded your ass with a big Your Fired if you woke up next to me you little piggy.