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  • Submitted by mogmog on Nov 20, 10 at 6:37pm

    Hope there isn't a bun in the oven now.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 21, 10 at 5:34am

      it started out as a small yeast infection

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    Submitted by bluegirl25 on Nov 20, 10 at 3:41pm

    Kitchen sex may have been on 1,000 ways to die..

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 20, 10 at 7:36pm

    You got the Aunt Jemima treatment!

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    Submitted by said8ED on Nov 20, 10 at 3:51pm

    See you at 8:00

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    Submitted by anonmyous on Nov 21, 10 at 11:22am

    No one's made a sexist kitchen joke yet? I'm surprised.

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    Submitted by =]] on Nov 20, 10 at 6:07pm

    I love when people call someone dumb meanwhile they can't use proper grammar.

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      Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 20, 10 at 7:04pm

      Why call someone out in the midst of fucking up worse? You forgot a semicolon and a comma. You didn't possibly type that sentence and think it was correct, did you?

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    Submitted by Figuratively on Nov 20, 10 at 3:55pm

    Banging a fry cook?

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    Submitted by whiskey_jon on Nov 20, 10 at 4:42pm

    Have a thing for chefs?

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    Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 20, 10 at 3:50pm

    This that new show, Spatularette?

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    Submitted by Diggity_Dawg on Nov 21, 10 at 1:49am

    No. That's rug burn on your hands and knees. The marks on your ass are slaps from that dude taking you to town.

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    Submitted by steeldude on Nov 20, 10 at 6:02pm

    or your just dumb

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    Submitted by niceman on Nov 22, 10 at 11:35am

    Damn, that ass is hot

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    Submitted by =]] on Nov 20, 10 at 7:42pm

    @Smartastic It looks like you need to change your username.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 10 at 11:53pm

    I would've branded your ass with a big Your Fired if you woke up next to me you little piggy.