Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
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Hope there isn't a bun in the oven now.
it started out as a small yeast infection
Kitchen sex may have been on 1,000 ways to die..
You got the Aunt Jemima treatment!
See you at 8:00
No one's made a sexist kitchen joke yet? I'm surprised.
Banging a fry cook?
No. That's rug burn on your hands and knees. The marks on your ass are slaps from that dude taking you to town.
I love when people call someone dumb meanwhile they can't use proper grammar.
Why call someone out in the midst of fucking up worse? You forgot a semicolon and a comma. You didn't possibly type that sentence and think it was correct, did you?
This that new show, Spatularette?
Have a thing for chefs?
or your just dumb
Damn, that ass is hot
@Smartastic It looks like you need to change your username.
I would've branded your ass with a big Your Fired if you woke up next to me you little piggy.