so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
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Hahaaaa gotta love those drunkenn nights
gotta love Suffolk county
They're butt buddies
Represent long island!!
Fake and Homosexual
When I cum I always punch the bitch.
Bet it was a really drunk chick...
When the bear's hungry, he eats
I bet your asshole is sore too
Long Island FTW
Only in Suffolk fucking County.
One of the few texts on here that actually sounds like a text message.
I can explain that. Homosexual.
And that's why you should drop the frat.
Mi nombre is Luis. Yo say tu mamma es chupo muchos weabos. Yo no say tamales es muy bueno. Mi favorito es to mow lawns. I am a beaner.
lol you like to mow lawns....\nthats "mi favorito es cortar la yerba"
I agree with 1:40
that's why it's so funny
Suffolf sucks, Nassau is better. Strong Island stand up! Wuz gud wit ma dawgs?
BEER is what happened
O M G W T F L M A O R O F L N O O B L O L
He's on an iPhone and texted himself... Believe it's possible