Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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I think the assumption for this debate should be that both the pterodactyl and the bear could fire at will without worrying about pulling triggers and whatnot. Then it comes down to whether or not the bear could accurately fire straight upward before he gets his ass sliced up. And remember the bear can't shoot and run/dodge at the same time since the guns are on his feet. I say the pterodactyl wins 64.25781% of the time.
The bear so would. A pterodactyl can't operate the chainsaws. At any rate, he has to be able to poop on command. Duh.
Well the bear wont be able to reload (assuming they're already live) and he can't squeeze the trigger or aim into the sky. My god, we might have a debate on our hands, gentleman. :O
My vote's going to Machine Gun Yogi. Pterodactyls are extinct.
Pooping chainsaws?? Please... It's accuracy would be less than 10% at best. A bear with MG legs? An easy victor in this bout.
what an epic battle, its obvious that WE win
Neither. They'd both die from random injuries from either gun shots or SHITTING OUT A CHAINSAW.
The bear would win, no doubt.
he killed the mood faster than buzz killington
Wow , this is as confusing as the battle taste great less filling. Thinking the bear wins , triggers would be controlled like his regular hands so there is no way the damn dinosaur could get close enough to shit accurately on the bear.
this sounds pretty similar to a comic off of theoatmeal.com ....hmm
just toked a bowl of blueberry. and i'm loving these comments so much.
I think all of you have ruined this TFLN. Thanks.
Yup. Feeling dumber for being here.
That really is a tough one...at first I was thinking the pterodactyl but if they both start from the same plane, the bear could definitely shoot the ptero before it gets above the bear to poop the chainsaw on it. Gosh.
Well seeing as pterodactyl's are fucking amazing. I see no debate needed.
....(continued from below) tools of trade. also its assumed you are clever enough to realize the complete possibility of this event given the amazing advancements in genetics, robotics, park forest monitoring, and jurassic park technology. and lastly....no way that fraggin bear is out maneuvering the saw pooper. what? hey frack you dino humper! bear's gonna clip those lame wings into swiss cheese. Woman! get off my computer with your nonsense. wank you and your little pecker dude. Ptero! Bear!
ps....why cant we curse and others can on this fudge packing chat medium? we suck
look you vile wastes of commentators to the world's foremost prominent philosophical and strategical debate.....my girlfriend's friend was the creator of this question. she brought it to me. and together we recognized its relevance and took it to the world. we figured the world would be smart enough to make the obvious assumptions here but since we were wrong and you're retarded allow me to clear some shit up. its assumed they both have unlimited ammo and they are both proficient with their...
Bear would run out of ammo.. the Pterodactyl it can move fast as hell and kill him without the chainsaws... It's a fuckin Pterodactyl!
neither the whale who shoots nuclear missles out of its blowhole would win ....
Ohhhh you have an excellent point...but don't you think the bear could tip the pterodactyl to shreds?
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Best comment section ever.
Pterodactyl for sure
The Bear. Four feet = four guns > one arse = one chainsaw a shit.
O_O' I'm ashamed of my species...
look you vile wastes of commentators to the world's foremost prominent philosophical and strategical debate.....my girlfriend's friend was the creator of this question. she brought it to me. and together we recognized its relevance and took it to the world. we figured the world would be smart enough to make the obvious assumptions here but since we were wrong and you're retarded allow me to clear some shit up. its assumed they both have unlimited ammo and they are both proficient with their too
I'm going with the chainsaw poop pterodactyl! I mean je can swoop from behind, cut up that bear and then shit on him out of spite!
Genius. Pterodactyl a the way! Maneuverability is the key
Bear defiantly, it could shoot down that fucker
Niether would be able to control the weapons, so terodactol cause hes huge and can fly and has a big jaw to bight the bear
The shear amount of spelling and grammatical mistakes here makes me fear for your safety. Bight? Really?
retarded. How would a pterodactyl carry a chainsaw or even start the chainsaw? Impossible for him to win. Meanwhile, how would the bear put bullets in the machine gun? If the gun came loaded, then the bear could possibly lay on his back by a tree and use sticks as a lever against the trigger guard to keep the trigger pulled and just point his feet up. The pterodactyl could never get close yet the bear's steady stream of upward bullets would get him if he tried. It's either bear wins or neither wins
Wow, someones a buzz kill.
someones a nerd arent they
Bear. All the way. The chainsaws are no use if the pterodactl cant use them
me im just gonna their ass and win