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  • Submitted by eeumeyeelwhy on Nov 27, 10 at 1:06pm

    The bear so would. A pterodactyl can't operate the chainsaws. At any rate, he has to be able to poop on command. Duh.

  • Submitted by Sexting69 on Nov 27, 10 at 4:21pm

    I think the assumption for this debate should be that both the pterodactyl and the bear could fire at will without worrying about pulling triggers and whatnot. Then it comes down to whether or not the bear could accurately fire straight upward before he gets his ass sliced up. And remember the bear can't shoot and run/dodge at the same time since the guns are on his feet. I say the pterodactyl wins 64.25781% of the time.

  • Submitted by Cthulhu on Nov 27, 10 at 1:14pm

    Well the bear wont be able to reload (assuming they're already live) and he can't squeeze the trigger or aim into the sky. My god, we might have a debate on our hands, gentleman. :O

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    Submitted by ttesroD on Nov 28, 10 at 3:18am

    My vote's going to Machine Gun Yogi. Pterodactyls are extinct.

  • Submitted by pats1918 on Nov 27, 10 at 2:28pm

    what an epic battle, its obvious that WE win

  • Submitted by shadyjd on Nov 27, 10 at 9:38pm

    Da bears.

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    Submitted by FiDoc on Nov 27, 10 at 1:57pm

    this sounds pretty similar to a comic off of theoatmeal.com ....hmm

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    Submitted by pichu180 on Nov 29, 10 at 1:50am

    Neither. They'd both die from random injuries from either gun shots or SHITTING OUT A CHAINSAW.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 10 at 12:52pm

    he killed the mood faster than buzz killington

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    Submitted by loriann87 on Nov 27, 10 at 4:38pm

    That really is a tough one...at first I was thinking the pterodactyl but if they both start from the same plane, the bear could definitely shoot the ptero before it gets above the bear to poop the chainsaw on it. Gosh.

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    Submitted by destroyer2k16 on Dec 1, 10 at 6:07pm

    The bear would win, no doubt.

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    Submitted by njleddy on Nov 27, 10 at 1:30pm

    Pooping chainsaws?? Please... It's accuracy would be less than 10% at best. A bear with MG legs? An easy victor in this bout.

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    Submitted by tankthongs on Nov 27, 10 at 9:55pm

    look you vile wastes of commentators to the world's foremost prominent philosophical and strategical debate.....my girlfriend's friend was the creator of this question. she brought it to me. and together we recognized its relevance and took it to the world. we figured the world would be smart enough to make the obvious assumptions here but since we were wrong and you're retarded allow me to clear some shit up. its assumed they both have unlimited ammo and they are both proficient with their...

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    Submitted by imine on Nov 27, 10 at 9:36pm

    Best comment section ever.

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    Submitted by mikescott on Dec 17, 10 at 12:08am

    just toked a bowl of blueberry. and i'm loving these comments so much.

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    Submitted by voltron0911 on Nov 27, 10 at 4:42pm

    I think all of you have ruined this TFLN. Thanks.

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      Submitted by said8ED on Nov 27, 10 at 5:17pm

      Yup. Feeling dumber for being here.

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    Submitted by Lovi on Nov 28, 10 at 8:37pm

    The Bear. Four feet = four guns > one arse = one chainsaw a shit.

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    Submitted by dsl072 on Nov 27, 10 at 5:00pm

    Wow , this is as confusing as the battle taste great less filling. Thinking the bear wins , triggers would be controlled like his regular hands so there is no way the damn dinosaur could get close enough to shit accurately on the bear.

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    Submitted by ZFITTY on Nov 29, 10 at 1:49am

    pterodactyl

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    Submitted by Veritas143 on Nov 27, 10 at 6:30pm

    Bear would run out of ammo.. the Pterodactyl it can move fast as hell and kill him without the chainsaws... It's a fuckin Pterodactyl!

  • Submitted by literally_epic on Nov 27, 10 at 1:06pm

    Pterodactyl for sure

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    Submitted by eeumeyeelwhy on Nov 27, 10 at 1:17pm

    Ohhhh you have an excellent point...but don't you think the bear could tip the pterodactyl to shreds?

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 27, 10 at 4:37pm

    Gotta love tequila!

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    Submitted by mills2011 on Nov 29, 10 at 12:22pm

    neither the whale who shoots nuclear missles out of its blowhole would win ....

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    Submitted by poopsticksukr69 on Feb 26, 11 at 9:14am

    Well seeing as pterodactyl's are fucking amazing. I see no debate needed.

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    Submitted by tankthongs on Nov 27, 10 at 10:05pm

    ....(continued from below) tools of trade. also its assumed you are clever enough to realize the complete possibility of this event given the amazing advancements in genetics, robotics, park forest monitoring, and jurassic park technology. and lastly....no way that fraggin bear is out maneuvering the saw pooper. what? hey frack you dino humper! bear's gonna clip those lame wings into swiss cheese. Woman! get off my computer with your nonsense. wank you and your little pecker dude. Ptero! Bear!

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      Submitted by tankthongs on Nov 27, 10 at 10:07pm

      ps....why cant we curse and others can on this fudge packing chat medium? we suck

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    Submitted by destroyer2k16 on Dec 1, 10 at 6:05pm

    The bear would win, no doubt.

  • Submitted by Smartastic on Nov 27, 10 at 3:53pm

    retarded. How would a pterodactyl carry a chainsaw or even start the chainsaw? Impossible for him to win. Meanwhile, how would the bear put bullets in the machine gun? If the gun came loaded, then the bear could possibly lay on his back by a tree and use sticks as a lever against the trigger guard to keep the trigger pulled and just point his feet up. The pterodactyl could never get close yet the bear's steady stream of upward bullets would get him if he tried. It's either bear wins or neither wins

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      Submitted by RyanM on Nov 28, 10 at 3:32am

      Wow, someones a buzz kill.

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        Submitted by pyro21 on May 15, 11 at 9:01pm

        someones a nerd arent they

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    Submitted by codester on Nov 28, 10 at 12:16pm

    Genius. Pterodactyl a the way! Maneuverability is the key

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    Submitted by tankthongs on Nov 27, 10 at 9:53pm

    look you vile wastes of commentators to the world's foremost prominent philosophical and strategical debate.....my girlfriend's friend was the creator of this question. she brought it to me. and together we recognized its relevance and took it to the world. we figured the world would be smart enough to make the obvious assumptions here but since we were wrong and you're retarded allow me to clear some shit up. its assumed they both have unlimited ammo and they are both proficient with their too

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    Submitted by Jennamatic_3000 on Oct 19, 11 at 2:53pm

    O_O' I'm ashamed of my species...

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    Submitted by berad26 on Nov 29, 10 at 1:13am

    Niether would be able to control the weapons, so terodactol cause hes huge and can fly and has a big jaw to bight the bear

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      Submitted by botty on Dec 19, 10 at 9:17pm

      The shear amount of spelling and grammatical mistakes here makes me fear for your safety. Bight? Really?

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    Submitted by RedHeadedHottie on Nov 27, 10 at 2:15pm

    I'm going with the chainsaw poop pterodactyl! I mean je can swoop from behind, cut up that bear and then shit on him out of spite!

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    Submitted by mumzly on Nov 22, 12 at 7:14pm

    Bear defiantly, it could shoot down that fucker

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    Submitted by pyro21 on May 15, 11 at 9:03pm

    me im just gonna their ass and win

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    Submitted by ivybearrr on Aug 24, 11 at 2:51pm

    Bear. All the way. The chainsaws are no use if the pterodactl cant use them