I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
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and why in god's name would you want to prove that you are NOT intoxicated in college, seems a little backwards if you ask me
this was seriously done via text message?
hahaha this is funny
hmm. i used to recite multiplication tables to prove i wasn't intoxicated. of course, this was in college, when i was taking calculus 3, so maybe not exactly an astounding feat.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH this is actually pretty amazing.
LONG ISLAND REPRESENT
LONG ISLAND WOO WOO!
this is definitely someone from east hampton
i just laughed. really loud :D
Not just Long Island represent, Suffolk County represent. This kid is probably fist pumping as we speak.
um 401 is not long island people.
it is rhode island. if i had a fucking dime for everytime people said "oh rhode island, isn't that like...in new york?" i'd be fucking rich.
Actuallllllly.... 631 is Long Island
and 401 is Rhode island....
so when ppl are saying Long Island.... their not confusing it with Rhode Island
its a rhode islander and a long islander having a convo....GET IT?
Safe to say he's drunk..
4:35 way to make yourself look like an idiot...because youre wrong...
but this is amazing.
Dude you were close
That's how I remember it
haha fist pumping.. i love it.. i do it wrong.. like giving a hand job.. I just cant do it
ahahahahahahah ...I do this all time time. sometimes i dont even remember the country's name...