Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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Fun until someone gets shot in the ass?
I guess he pulled the trigger to early?
i wish someone woulda taught me how to use a machine gun when i was 2
I'm guessing you've tried this bef
Really? That was the best comparison you could come up with?
Sort of a point and shoot deal.
Boom Boom Boom!
I'm guessing it didn't go well?
Machine guns are alarmingly simple to use
Ever tried to fire a MK-19 Belt fed grenade launcher? Not quite so simple.
It is HEINOUSLY simple to operate a MK19.
At least SOMEONE knows that I was being sarcastic.
*is enjoying this*
I suppose it could be worse. At least he had a machine gun to work with. If he had a toy squirt gun, you'd feel frustrated and have no potential for future sluttiness.
It's all fun and games until someone spills the mayonaise...
so.. you're comparing it to a machine gun. is that about right?
Hey now, at least he was well equipped!
yeah baby. I get it. some don't get direction unless it comes from their one eyed retarded head. just like a child. mens dicks have very selective hearing. really. I don't think there is any hearing. or caring for that matter that even takes place. I would truly love/embrace/revolve around any dick that wanted to/or cared about girl happy.
Mine wants to make you happy. :D