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  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jan 4, 11 at 11:40am

    Fun until someone gets shot in the ass?

  • Submitted by max60 on Jan 4, 11 at 12:09pm

    I guess he pulled the trigger to early?

  • Submitted by supertrooper on Jan 4, 11 at 1:58pm

    i wish someone woulda taught me how to use a machine gun when i was 2

  • Submitted by Fitzi on Jan 9, 11 at 11:03pm

    I'm guessing you've tried this bef

  • Submitted by gnargnar1 on Jan 4, 11 at 8:21pm

    Really? That was the best comparison you could come up with?

  • Submitted by pipermaru on Jan 5, 11 at 11:42pm

    Jackrabbit sex.

  • Submitted by Black_Ops_Hippo on Jan 6, 11 at 9:33am

    Boom Boom Boom!

  • Submitted by MuseAxis on Jan 5, 11 at 12:12am

    Sort of a point and shoot deal.

  • Submitted by Emmy88 on Jan 4, 11 at 3:40pm

    I'm guessing it didn't go well?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 11 at 11:27pm

    Machine guns are alarmingly simple to use

    • Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 5, 11 at 9:18am

      Ever tried to fire a MK-19 Belt fed grenade launcher? Not quite so simple.

      • Submitted by BeastMansteel on Jan 5, 11 at 6:38pm

        It is HEINOUSLY simple to operate a MK19.

        • Submitted by ttesroD on Jan 6, 11 at 5:17am

          At least SOMEONE knows that I was being sarcastic.

          • Submitted by Keerow on Jan 7, 11 at 9:05pm

            *is enjoying this*

  • Submitted by wwiiace on Jan 12, 11 at 12:16pm

    I suppose it could be worse. At least he had a machine gun to work with. If he had a toy squirt gun, you'd feel frustrated and have no potential for future sluttiness.

  • Submitted by dawgs on Jan 4, 11 at 12:02pm

    It's all fun and games until someone spills the mayonaise...

  • Submitted by mikescott on Jan 4, 11 at 7:34pm

    so.. you're comparing it to a machine gun. is that about right?

  • Submitted by KissMeImIrishxx on Jan 4, 11 at 10:06pm

    Hey now, at least he was well equipped!

  • Submitted by 5265 on Jan 4, 11 at 9:20pm

    yeah baby. I get it. some don't get direction unless it comes from their one eyed retarded head. just like a child. mens dicks have very selective hearing. really. I don't think there is any hearing. or caring for that matter that even takes place. I would truly love/embrace/revolve around any dick that wanted to/or cared about girl happy.

    • Submitted by Keerow on Jan 7, 11 at 9:07pm

      Mine wants to make you happy. :D