Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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Fun until someone gets shot in the ass?
I guess he pulled the trigger to early?
i wish someone woulda taught me how to use a machine gun when i was 2
I'm guessing you've tried this bef
Sort of a point and shoot deal.
Really? That was the best comparison you could come up with?
Boom Boom Boom!
Machine guns are alarmingly simple to use
Ever tried to fire a MK-19 Belt fed grenade launcher? Not quite so simple.
It is HEINOUSLY simple to operate a MK19.
At least SOMEONE knows that I was being sarcastic.
*is enjoying this*
I'm guessing it didn't go well?
I suppose it could be worse. At least he had a machine gun to work with. If he had a toy squirt gun, you'd feel frustrated and have no potential for future sluttiness.
It's all fun and games until someone spills the mayonaise...
Hey now, at least he was well equipped!
so.. you're comparing it to a machine gun. is that about right?
yeah baby. I get it. some don't get direction unless it comes from their one eyed retarded head. just like a child. mens dicks have very selective hearing. really. I don't think there is any hearing. or caring for that matter that even takes place. I would truly love/embrace/revolve around any dick that wanted to/or cared about girl happy.
Mine wants to make you happy. :D