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  • Fun until someone gets shot in the ass?

    Submitted by pichu180 on Jan 4, 11 at 11:40am
  • I guess he pulled the trigger to early?

    Submitted by max60 on Jan 4, 11 at 12:09pm
  • i wish someone woulda taught me how to use a machine gun when i was 2

    Submitted by supertrooper on Jan 4, 11 at 1:58pm
  • I'm guessing you've tried this bef

    Submitted by Fitzi on Jan 9, 11 at 11:03pm
  • Really? That was the best comparison you could come up with?

    Submitted by gnargnar1 on Jan 4, 11 at 8:21pm
  • Jackrabbit sex.

    Submitted by pipermaru on Jan 5, 11 at 11:42pm
  • Sort of a point and shoot deal.

    Submitted by MuseAxis on Jan 5, 11 at 12:12am
  • Boom Boom Boom!

    Submitted by Black_Ops_Hippo on Jan 6, 11 at 9:33am
  • I'm guessing it didn't go well?

    Submitted by Emmy88 on Jan 4, 11 at 3:40pm
  • Machine guns are alarmingly simple to use

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 11 at 11:27pm
  • I suppose it could be worse. At least he had a machine gun to work with. If he had a toy squirt gun, you'd feel frustrated and have no potential for future sluttiness.

    Submitted by wwiiace on Jan 12, 11 at 12:16pm
  • It's all fun and games until someone spills the mayonaise...

    Submitted by dawgs on Jan 4, 11 at 12:02pm
  • so.. you're comparing it to a machine gun. is that about right?

    Submitted by mikescott on Jan 4, 11 at 7:34pm
  • Hey now, at least he was well equipped!

    Submitted by KissMeImIrishxx on Jan 4, 11 at 10:06pm
  • yeah baby. I get it. some don't get direction unless it comes from their one eyed retarded head. just like a child. mens dicks have very selective hearing. really. I don't think there is any hearing. or caring for that matter that even takes place. I would truly love/embrace/revolve around any dick that wanted to/or cared about girl happy.

    Submitted by 5265 on Jan 4, 11 at 9:20pm