he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
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there's nothing saying that the poster is female...
^^^you people will screw anything that walks!!! did it ever occur to any of you that maybe she just plain didn't want to fuck him?
this happens every time a girl passes out...
I double checked, opening her shirt and exposing the tatas (front opening bra = win) shot it in her hair. We were fwb for awhile after that.
You were obviuosly not worth it.
^^^gtfo feminist pussy is a right not a privelige
hahah, I posted that, and no I didn't want to fuck him, he was my friends cousin who just happened to be sleeping in the same room as me one random night, there were plenty of other people passed out in the room,I just happened to be laying on the floor below the couch where he was
ugh, i think i used to be married to this guy. gross out city.
you should have just turned around really fast looked at him and called him tiny for the rest of his days
Why didn't you get up and fuck him?
Should have waited a minute or two, then said ANYTHING at all. Startle treatment, and all that. But seriously? Who passes out before finishing a guy? Thats just mean. lol.
I would wait til he was into it then say "I'm not sleeping perv."