Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
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actually, this is probably real.. my mom can do the same thing assholes!
ohh ahaha yes she can
Haha, oh Orlando :)
Just fucking Great Shyt!!! :-)
People who think these texts are fake should stop reading them n let everyone else enjoy them! Fake or not who gives a fuck!
I gotta agree with u 1:11pm. This txt is lol
Lisa Simmons? Is that you?
F l o r I d a!!!
Even better, Orlando, Florida. :)
I <3 Orlando. I totally know who this is lol
Orlando white trash
407(: mines 407 clermont next to Orlando. I wanna read one of these one day and be like, dude I know you! Lol
Omfg my girlfriends name is Lisa Simmons. But were from Indiana.
i need to poop.
10:51 I gotta take a shit to I just don't want to get up
Love Orlando. Def know who this is! :)
We have pure class here in whorelando =]
Oh whorelando :)
haha I bet his mom is hott ;)