she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
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It's because they only got on try at "cherry" picking and look how THAT turned out!
This is just depressing.
Because sluts are too cool to have clean fun (pardon the pun) now and again...?
Just munch on the patch.
THE SLUTS ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE, AND WE LET EM OFF THE HOOK. NOW IF U WANNA CROWN EM THEN CROWN THEIR ASS!
Haha epic!!! You aware that as a slut you are aloud to do other things than take an enormous amount of cock right???
I, for one, appreciate the honesty.
Lmfao that's great
The sluttiest women then to be the most honest.
I miss the rule book kinda :(
I seriously think she set a standard for all woman here. They really ARE all sluts. Just sayin
We need more women like you. My little man salutes you! God bless America!
OMFG that is the best reason to not go apple picking EVER!!!
Of course we do! Sluts are known for having fun, and apple picking is fun!
Fail. 508 is MA. The 401 said nothing bad....
this is what I like to call 'self awareness'
Damn right fuck apples! Applesauce bitch.
Where is the rule book?
Rhode island trash