So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
Keanu Reeves Photobombed A Couple’s Wedding Photos As A Perfect Gift
at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so