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(845): View more from New York

There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.

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(347): View more from New York

in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him

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(815): View more from Illinois

Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again

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(318): View more from Louisiana

Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.

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(212): View more from New York

My penis is lonely

(202): View more from Washington, DC

So is my ring finger

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(586): View more from Michigan

Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.

(810): View more from Michigan

I hate you so hard.

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(813): View more from Florida

Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.

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(716): View more from New York

I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.

(1-716): View more from New York

I'm fine with that

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