My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
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ask YOUR doctor if marijuana is right for YOU
It cures what ales ya both physically and mentally. Don't buy into the bs propaganda. It has less health risks then alchohol, tobacco or prescription drugs. The fact it's illegal is ruining this economy and peoples lives more than it's helping. It's time to legalize it! That is all. Thank you for listening.
Why would anyone say this is a bad night?
Yes, you're life is very much indeed awsome, I am extremly jealous!
Just because it's a MN area code doesn't mean they live there anymore. When I moved to TX I had my CA phone for two years...just saying
People that live for weed... I do not judge you, but do not understand.
i think im gonna talk to my doctor
This text is an obvious fake. You can't get medical marijuana for food allergies. To 4:33 and 4:34... the real question is what isn't appealing about weed? It makes everything in life more enjoyable. It makes food taste better, music sound better, movies funnier, sex better, relaxes you and expands your mind.
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Booze country. We are so fucked. You bunch of alcoholics. Fuck YOUR life, you asshole.
tell me your food allergies!!
4:33 and 4:34, of course you wont understand until you try it!!
what could do you have that would warrant a medical marijuana card? usually it's for ADHD, cataracts, chemotherapy reactions, crohn's or ulcerative colitis.
what are you allergic to?
All I know is that in CA I can smoke weed legally too :D so fuck u
I am sooooooo jealous!!!!!
That's not possible!
You can get a 'green' card for damn near anything in CA. Insomnia, cramps, migraines, cataracts, chronic pain, whatever. If I had the money I'd have one right now.
How does that urban grower guy on YouTube get away with having like 30 plants and 200 ounces?
Does anyone know who I talking about? That remo guy?
You lucky little bitch....
how are you getting a medicinal marijuana license in Minnesota? this has to be fake.
Try the hash bon-bons.
Ok, to everyone that's saying you build tolerances to weed, you need to do your fucking research. Marijuana has a reverse tolerance, meaning you build less of a tolerance the more you smoke. Idiots. Maybe if you did some research on the drugs you take, you'd know a thing or two.
This is possibly the stupidest drug-related comment I've ever heard... I think I hate you a little bit just for thinking you have enough authority on the matter to comment when you obviously know fuck all... I do a med course at Uni (& smoke shit loads) and I can GUARANTEE this is bullshite
Lucky. Mother. Fucker.
No thc friend, sorry.
so fucking lucky haha
but I have ulcerative colitis & food allergies, if you have one you have the other, in a lot of cases.
SO SHUT UP.
but i don't want weed for it, ha.
who ever said that weed from a club wasn't good probably isn't from CA bc the trees at our clubs are KILL.
You can definately build up a tolerance to weed. If i quit smoking it for a month or so and then have a joint I'm as high as anything. Two weeks later, if I've been smoking, the same amount will only buzz me a little. I find it really useful for relaxing in crowds. I freak out a bit when I'm surrounded by people, unless I'm a little lit. It's the only way I can enjoy a gig.
What allergies r these?!?
Fucking liar! Medical marijuana isn't even legal here dipshit!!
This is a MN area code and weed isn't legal for medical purposes in MN... so this doesn't really make sense
Omg whAt allergies??
11:54 you know Jack shit. A body accustomed to massive amounts of thc will require a larger amount of it to realease dopamine. Chremical dependency 101.
I agree with 4:33. What's the appeal?
What foods? I'm allergic to a few things, maybe I can talk to my doctor...
9:57 - Regarding tolerance, everyone is talking about personal reaction. It doesn't take "research" to know that if you smoke all day for day's on end, you don't get "higher" you get fucking bored. Why don't you go do some CLINICAL research on yourself: Smoke all weekend nonstop & then you will be a much more TOLERABLE person!!!!!!!
Yeh Ive smoked too much weed . I'm fuckng bored of it and I only get high if I smoke like 4 bowls of cron out of my bong. It's fuking bogus. I hate tolerances
ok tfln is all fake, ive submitted countless great texts and not one of em is up here. the makers of the site or whatever control all of this fake shit. so fuck anyone who believes any of this shit and fuck you tfln!!!
Wtffffff south Florida is the drug capital.. Weed needs to be fucking decriminalized alrede, I mean broward county has their own show (women cops of broward county)
That makes the two of us, I trust herbal medicine. Would love to get a license for Marijuana?
since when is medical marijuana legal in minnesota?
whAT THE FUCK ARE THESES ALLERGIES?@@?!?!?!!?!!?
Really? DC is gonna pas laws??? Fuck yes!!!!
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LOL= laughing out loud
@ 5:56: I have tried it and still don't understand the appeal.
I call BS. No such thing in Minneapolis.
6:07 is from outer space.
8:38 if you don't like it then move to somewhere else, just do us a favor and shut up.
That's an awesome way to get a card! lol
Who is your doctor, and what allergies?
medical marijuana isn't even legal in Minnesota
Woooo! DC is about to pass med pot laws!
I'm allergic tochocolate tooo
What kind of food allergies? I wish I had whatever allergies you have haha I may fake them if I find out lol
In cali after u get your card, you can still buy from your friendly neighborhood dealer. even without a card, if you are caught with less than an oz the penalty is i think a $100 citation. im going to move there for sure.
medical marijuana isn't very good at all, it is like smoking bunk. You are way better off to just keep buying it off your dealer and if you get asked about it from cops then you can say that you have a prescription for it :)
758 knows what they're talkin about
Drug country. We r so fucked. U bunch of hippie potheads. Fuck your life
If you want to get medical weed, just fake a back ache, or say you have insomnia.
A doctor cannot perscribe a medical marijuana for a food allergy. There are no known food allergies that marijuana would cure. I am a Medical Doctor
11:24, I'm pretty sure any "tolerance" to have to weed is in your head. There's a difference between being used to it and being tolerant. Weed doesn't build tolerances as far as I know.
this doesn't even make sense but ok. thanks tfln
Fiiiiiiiirrrrstttttt I win yes winner here oh yeah
It's even funnier to see everyones different facts about the effects of MJ. Haha
you pry had schitey weed. merc just makes you tired.... try chron next time
9:57 - You're a fucking idiot. That's not how it works at all. It's not like every day stoners are getting higher every day they continue to smoke.
Whuddafu I have food allergies...what about that qualifies me?
Just cause they have a 612 number doesnt mean they live in Minnesota dipshits. Probably was sett up in Minnesota but they could live somewhere else
What are u allergic to? I want in
Light that shit! Pass that shit! Smoke that shit!!!
sooooo fucking lucky
this setup had sooo much potential for a great text. then this dumbass went and ruined it with"my life is awesome"
What are u allergic to? I want in!
I want food allergies...
6:48 I'm right there with ya!!
Hey, I have a head ace. Can I get a medical MJ liscense. This is getting rediculous you can get one for just about anything now a days. But whatever, have fun smoking yourself stupid...
what does OP stand for?
FAKE! WTF IS WITH TFLN
Does that work fir chocolate allergies???
Wisconsin may go to vote in January!! Wahooo you can get this shit for tmj and other petty problems.