You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
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Glad I'm not the only one that caught the Paper Towns reference
"I SEE YOU!" Ben shouted, pointing at me with the sword. "I SPY QUENTIN JACOBSEN! YESSS! Come here! Get on your knees!" he shouted.\n"What? Ben, calm down."\n"KNEES!"\nI obediently knelt, looking up at him.\nHe lowered the beer sword and tapped me on each shoulder. "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I hereby designate you my driver!"\n\nMoral of the story: Don't pretend John Green books are your life. A) You won't get the girl you wanted
Oh hai there Quinten Jacobsen. And here I thought you were a fictional character from John Green's mind... ;)
I was just going to say the same thing :]
thats from papertown dumbass.
I KNEW it was familiar! either John Green stoops low enough to look on TFLN for ideas, or we have a liar in the room... *eyes everyone suspiciously*\n\n-jaz
Our lives rock. DFTBA.
Nerdfighters!!!! DFTBA :)
Fuck that I don't want to be DD
I would feel honored as well, but I'd pass as the DD.
Hello Paper Towns reference!