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  • 82 61
    Submitted by demand_101 on Oct 25, 11 at 2:34pm

    Glad I'm not the only one that caught the Paper Towns reference

  • 83 65
    Submitted by kendae on Oct 25, 11 at 2:43pm

    "I SEE YOU!" Ben shouted, pointing at me with the sword. "I SPY QUENTIN JACOBSEN! YESSS! Come here! Get on your knees!" he shouted.\n"What? Ben, calm down."\n"KNEES!"\nI obediently knelt, looking up at him.\nHe lowered the beer sword and tapped me on each shoulder. "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I hereby designate you my driver!"\n\nMoral of the story: Don't pretend John Green books are your life. A) You won't get the girl you wanted

  • 74 72
    Submitted by GreenFlyingNacho on Oct 25, 11 at 2:28pm

    Oh hai there Quinten Jacobsen. And here I thought you were a fictional character from John Green's mind... ;)

    • 65 74
      Submitted by kendae on Oct 25, 11 at 2:38pm

      I was just going to say the same thing :]

  • 74 78
    Submitted by MusicBleeder38 on Oct 25, 11 at 9:47pm

    Our lives rock. DFTBA.

  • 69 69
    Submitted by jazminechibi on Oct 25, 11 at 5:41pm

    I KNEW it was familiar! either John Green stoops low enough to look on TFLN for ideas, or we have a liar in the room... *eyes everyone suspiciously*\n\n-jaz

  • 55 60
    Submitted by thatgirl88_yeahh on Oct 26, 11 at 9:26am

    thats from papertown dumbass.

  • 51 58
    Submitted by imthatchick44 on Oct 28, 11 at 5:58am

    Nerdfighters!!!! DFTBA :)

  • 58 77
    Submitted by danicgirl on Oct 25, 11 at 2:28pm

    I would feel honored as well, but I'd pass as the DD.

  • 16 14
    Submitted by chxrli on Oct 24, 13 at 1:32pm

    Hello Paper Towns reference!

  • 19 25
    Submitted by Nuku3T on Dec 5, 12 at 9:57am

    Fuck that I don't want to be DD