You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
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With a nice sweater and some delicious cookies!
On the bright side, you will have something to keep you warm on those long, cold, lonely winter nights!
Don't make Madison look bad like this!
Alright, here's the plan; start the evening with plans to make cookies and knit, but bring a bottle of wine, (I'd go with Muscato D'Asti, but that's a personal choice) & whatever cookies your making, cover them in chocolate. That way you can be a little messy, & the best way to clean up chocolate is with your mouth. The knitting afterward is a good excuse to move to the couch, & sit extra close so "you can see what she's doing." If those don't work, the
*there's not much hope for you.*
You make me proud. So proud.
Sad thing is, it isn't cold enough for a knitted anything in south Mississippi