But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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here's to the stork who brings the good babies, the crow that brings the bad babies, and the swallow who brings no babies at all
Engorge his emu? Bang his budgie? Rile up his robin? Gaze at his goose? Drain his duckie? Oral his owl? Slurp his swan then swallow his...swallow?
emus have been known to screw people
Don't you know about the bird?
Bird is the word!
nothing like a good ole fashioned bird f*@! lol...weirdo
So TAKE these broken wiiinngs, and learn to fuck again, learn to love so freee.
That's classic, bashful guy, girl feels superior, then wants him...
As a woman I can't attest to the occasional delight of dominance.
Everybody knows that the bird is the word!
I've got two broken wings. Pull rank?
as harry Potter famously said "I'm a stick my fuckin dick in the owl"
gonna choke his chicken? pickle his pigeon? tongue his turkey?
Amazing...god bless TFLN!!!
Looks like the fake cast worked again!