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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 7:49pm

    And as he came he yelled "I'm lovin' it!" That would have made this text sooooo much better.

  • 92 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:30pm

    Yeah buddy. Way to go. A little less classy than I would have desired, but it's whatev.

  • 99 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:03pm

    These people are from Jersey. lol - Premeau

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 15, 10 at 2:29pm

    Did you also get a Celebratory Cumm Shot in the Eye?

  • 95 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:29pm

    Epic.

  • 98 94
    Submitted by mooseknuckle on Jan 15, 10 at 2:27pm

    My vagina has a hair on it!!!

    • 74 78
      Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 15, 10 at 3:00pm

      Quick, tell your dad to pull it out!

  • 95 89
    Submitted by huskerdrunk on Jan 15, 10 at 6:29pm

    Dumbass should have done it at Arby's, their shakes are way better then mcds!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:29pm

    Way to keep it classy. I bet your parents are so proud.

  • 89 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:20am

    Epic Shit right there.

  • 74 53
    Submitted by CODplayingchick on Feb 21, 11 at 9:45pm

    @Huskerdrunk, how dare you prioritize arbys over ANYTHING!\nAnd wooott

  • 85 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:24am

    Poor guy had to lose it to you fucking whore

  • 76 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 19, 10 at 2:27am

    I gotta agree with 5:13 lol

  • 84 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:27pm

    Fiest

  • 83 90
    Submitted by ATRiUS on Jan 16, 10 at 2:21am

    Ahhh to be young.\nVery few TFLNs make me actually el oh el. /clap

  • 73 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 9:10pm

    A night to remember

  • 83 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:36pm

    I wanna be your first, rocket man!

  • 73 76
    Submitted by lmfaofyl on Jan 16, 10 at 12:25pm

    not only am i also a 732 area code, but theres a mcdonalds 5 minutes away. inspired? heck yes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:28pm

    Crotch rocket

  • 69 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:54am

    Props

  • 58 48
    Submitted by xhauntedpassionx on Sep 6, 10 at 12:36am

    On a drama trip, one of my classmates walked in on two guys going at it in the mcdonald's bathroom. It was funny, he was horrified, xD

  • 74 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:58pm

    I didn't know they had sluts on the 99 cent menu

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 1:13am

    "i lost my virginity in the backsest of my dads car in a mcdcs parking lot!!!! can you buy me a milkshake momma?

  • 73 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:14pm

    You should have given him some gift certificates for "happy meals" adterwords. Gotta build that repeat customer base.

  • 79 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:29pm

    That's a good day (:

  • 73 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:55am

    Hahaha! Too funny ;)

  • 70 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:29pm

    Epic

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 12:06am

    Like a milkshake that u drink?? Or a milkshake that brings all them boyz to the yard?? Either one, props For going at in in the most sexual restaurant in America. Like you, it's fast and salty and cheap.

  • 72 91
    Submitted by mooseknuckle on Jan 15, 10 at 2:30pm

    Crotch cricket

  • 69 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:47pm

    Bah da dah da dah...

  • 68 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:27pm

    Feh midi choice

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:16pm

    Lmao only in jersey...I wish I got a milkshake =[

  • 71 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:29pm

    Pure epic

  • 69 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:00pm

    That's sad that he lost his virginity in the car of a mcdonald's parking lot

  • 59 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 8:02am

    7:49 LMAO

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:58pm

    You sound trashy, bitch.

  • 48 53
    Submitted by alyse123 on Feb 13, 11 at 2:59am

    This chick is my new hero

  • 57 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 5:13pm

    I feel like this experience is a double whammy...a text from last night and a mylifeisaverage moment!! Lol

  • 66 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:31pm

    Firstttt

  • 66 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 17, 10 at 12:54am

    8:58p lmfao, great!! I think they prob. Have a off menu for 99 cent's!

  • 68 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:26pm

    Nice

  • 66 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 1:44am

    How classy of you......

  • Submitted by mooseknuckle on Jan 15, 10 at 2:26pm

    I feel a tingle in my crotch.

  • 53 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 8:11pm

    That's ok, I've given head in the Mickey D's parking lot.

  • 63 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 3:58pm

    That's dumb haha

  • 55 78
    Submitted by Baebey on Jul 23, 10 at 1:37pm

    WTF were you thinking?! \n\nYou should've gotten a McFlurry.

  • 53 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 10:47pm

    Bah da dah da dah....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:37pm

    pound it out!!

  • Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jan 15, 10 at 3:37pm

    Thats deffinetly not the way 2 loose it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 10:09pm

    That's how 732 does it<3

  • 57 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 4:26pm

    That's just racist

  • 55 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 3:13pm

    I love milkshakes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 6:33pm

    Wow. He must be ugly and you must be fat and easy

  • 53 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:25pm

    First

    • 75 67
      Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Jan 15, 10 at 2:29pm

      First one in your family to be the 40 year old virgin?

  • 55 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:36pm

    Ass wrangler

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 12:45am

    What a way to go... Haha oh well it's jar your virginity

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 15, 10 at 2:30pm

    Boom

  • Submitted by killjoy on Jan 15, 10 at 2:26pm

    first!\n\nThis is a good idea, no better way to say "hey you just had sex for the first time way to go" then with milkshakes