It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!
More like he was rearranging your uterus?
2 liter coke XD
"At your cervix, madam."
and always attached to a jerk*.
Did it ask for tree fiddy?
Hm, sounds familiar...
Peachpie wants the D in and around her mouth
Here in the Midwest, we call that "crushing guts." Enjoy that image.
This is why I'm proud to be from central Florida.
Because mythically large penile units can ONLY be found in central Florida.
The text forgot to mention that the mythical Penis was attached to a brainless redneck from Kentucky.
Jeb Bush is a giant cock from Florida....
Once again porksword, you have turned a flaccid situation into a girthy victory.
D in the vaG