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  • Submitted by bttrdenu on Jan 3, 12 at 3:53pm

    RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jan 4, 12 at 5:21am

    "At your cervix, madam."

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      Submitted by porksword on Jan 4, 12 at 8:24am

      F'ing brilliant!

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Jan 3, 12 at 10:33am

    More like he was rearranging your uterus?

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 4, 12 at 3:30am

    Peachpie wants the D in and around her mouth

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    Submitted by keto06 on Jan 3, 12 at 12:52pm

    and always attached to a jerk*.

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    Submitted by peachpie88 on Jan 3, 12 at 12:08pm

    Sounds amazing!

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    Submitted by MAATT_DAAAMON on Jan 5, 12 at 2:27am

    Did it ask for tree fiddy?

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    Submitted by sevenohtwo on Jan 3, 12 at 2:40pm

    Hm, sounds familiar...

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    Submitted by Jiggly1984 on Jan 4, 12 at 12:34am

    Here in the Midwest, we call that "crushing guts." Enjoy that image.

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    Submitted by babyimanarchy on Jan 3, 12 at 11:55am

    This is why I'm proud to be from central Florida.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 3, 12 at 1:21pm

      Because mythically large penile units can ONLY be found in central Florida.

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        Submitted by myeyesarescarred on Jan 3, 12 at 2:06pm

        The text forgot to mention that the mythical Penis was attached to a brainless redneck from Kentucky.

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          Submitted by porksword on Jan 3, 12 at 6:16pm

          Jeb Bush is a giant cock from Florida....

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            Submitted by myeyesarescarred on Jan 3, 12 at 6:50pm

            Once again porksword, you have turned a flaccid situation into a girthy victory.

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    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 4:52am

    D in the vaG