This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
You must be Logged in to post a comment
At least she didn't ruin blow-jobs for you.
Why would you regret a blowjob, excluding obvious STD reasons?
And for me.
Said the Alter Boy.
I knew there was a reason I don't like popcorn!
I will fix it for you babe, come taste my sweet pop corn.