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  • Yeah, this is a text I actually got. I did not ask what size the glow stick was because I did not want to know. Did my friend really have a glow stick in her vagina? I do not know. What I do know is that my friend is a giant whore. And for others, if you find something inside of your vagina and you do not know how it got there, chances are that you are a whore too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:47am
  • I also would have accepted "its about time you hired a traffic controller for your vagina"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:18am
  • aren't there any real texts anymore? =(

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:20pm
  • Sweet. Glow sticks are the international symbol for 'party over here'

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:33am
  • 3:01 FTW with the Family Guy reference

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 7:01pm
  • Oh Oakville, you bring all the class to the yard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:56pm
  • Oh Hamilton. How you remain the definition of sketch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:12pm
  • I just couldn't help putting on Bashunter

    Submitted by TehMapleViking on Oct 6, 10 at 4:37pm
  • I found Amelia Earhart in there el oh el

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:17pm
  • sounds painful

    Submitted by baseballbuddy91 on Jan 13, 11 at 10:05pm
  • hahahahahahhahaha nice

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:50pm
  • honestly. the fake ones aren't even funny anymore, that's all that ever mattered, now they're all just shitty punch lines to stupid jokes . .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:32pm
  • I pretty much walked out of there, didn't even had to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled out of there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:01pm
  • Did you just say "sketch?" Unless you are talking about a drawing, you are a fucking idiot for saying that word.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:49pm
  • Why are we reposting? This has been here before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:39pm
  • I was looking for that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:09pm
  • Laura? gimme my glow stick back

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:47am
  • This is like the classic Nuva-Ring one, but in reverse.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:07pm
  • atta girl richmond hill

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:01am
  • Did you see any hieroglyphs? Stalagmites?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:06pm
  • if it was one of those really small ones, i guess it could be possible to just "find" it, but other than that i dont see how thats likely

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:57am
  • Oh Markham... tsk tsk tsk

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:13pm
  • hello in there! I hear and echo-o-o-o-o-o-o!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:10pm
  • maybe it was to direct traffic AWAY! hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:03pm
  • haha that's fucking great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:24pm
  • hahaha hamilton has the classiest girls by far..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:35pm
  • So is there any tread left on the tires or is it like thrown a hotdog down a hallway?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:33pm
  • LOL @ 3:01. Stewie FTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:31am
  • Damn, I love this friend. OP is a bit nasty, though.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:39pm
  • i found a disco stick in mine the other day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:07pm
  • This is a respectable website. I do not understand why people like you keep tainting it with your lies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:05am
  • this makes me super ashamed to be part of the 905. dirty, fucking whore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Can you check if some of my missing socks are in there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:12pm
  • holy shit

    Submitted by muddatuckka on Jun 16, 13 at 10:06am