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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:18am

    I also would have accepted "its about time you hired a traffic controller for your vagina"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 9:47am

    Yeah, this is a text I actually got. I did not ask what size the glow stick was because I did not want to know. Did my friend really have a glow stick in her vagina? I do not know. What I do know is that my friend is a giant whore. And for others, if you find something inside of your vagina and you do not know how it got there, chances are that you are a whore too.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:20pm

    aren't there any real texts anymore? =(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 7:01pm

    3:01 FTW with the Family Guy reference

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:01pm

    I pretty much walked out of there, didn't even had to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled out of there.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 8:33am

    Sweet. Glow sticks are the international symbol for 'party over here'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:12pm

    Oh Hamilton. How you remain the definition of sketch.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 1:01am

    atta girl richmond hill

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 23, 09 at 6:56pm

    Oh Oakville, you bring all the class to the yard

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    Submitted by TehMapleViking on Oct 6, 10 at 4:37pm

    I just couldn't help putting on Bashunter

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 26, 09 at 3:13pm

    Oh Markham... tsk tsk tsk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:09pm

    I was looking for that!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 8:47am

    Laura? gimme my glow stick back

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:32pm

    honestly. the fake ones aren't even funny anymore, that's all that ever mattered, now they're all just shitty punch lines to stupid jokes . .

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    Submitted by baseballbuddy91 on Jan 13, 11 at 10:05pm

    sounds painful

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:49pm

    Did you just say "sketch?" Unless you are talking about a drawing, you are a fucking idiot for saying that word.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:17pm

    I found Amelia Earhart in there el oh el

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:50pm

    hahahahahahhahaha nice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:06pm

    Did you see any hieroglyphs? Stalagmites?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 6:07pm

    This is like the classic Nuva-Ring one, but in reverse.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:39pm

    Why are we reposting? This has been here before.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 11, 09 at 7:03pm

    maybe it was to direct traffic AWAY! hahaha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 5, 09 at 9:13pm

    this makes me super ashamed to be part of the 905. dirty, fucking whore.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 4:05am

    This is a respectable website. I do not understand why people like you keep tainting it with your lies.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 3:39pm

    Damn, I love this friend. OP is a bit nasty, though.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 3, 09 at 2:31am

    LOL @ 3:01. Stewie FTW.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 12:57am

    if it was one of those really small ones, i guess it could be possible to just "find" it, but other than that i dont see how thats likely

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 3:35pm

    hahaha hamilton has the classiest girls by far..

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:10pm

    hello in there! I hear and echo-o-o-o-o-o-o!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 5:33pm

    So is there any tread left on the tires or is it like thrown a hotdog down a hallway?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 4:24pm

    haha that's fucking great

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:12pm

    Can you check if some of my missing socks are in there?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 2:07pm

    i found a disco stick in mine the other day.

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    Submitted by muddatuckka on Jun 16, 13 at 10:06am

    holy shit