Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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I also would have accepted "its about time you hired a traffic controller for your vagina"
Yeah, this is a text I actually got. I did not ask what size the glow stick was because I did not want to know. Did my friend really have a glow stick in her vagina? I do not know. What I do know is that my friend is a giant whore. And for others, if you find something inside of your vagina and you do not know how it got there, chances are that you are a whore too.
Sweet. Glow sticks are the international symbol for 'party over here'
How you remain the definition of sketch.
aren't there any real texts anymore? =(
3:01 FTW with the Family Guy reference
honestly. the fake ones aren't even funny anymore, that's all that ever mattered, now they're all just shitty punch lines to stupid jokes . .
I pretty much walked out of there, didn't even had to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled out of there.
Oh Oakville, you bring all the class to the yard
Did you just say "sketch?" Unless you are talking about a drawing, you are a fucking idiot for saying that word.
I just couldn't help putting on Bashunter
Laura? gimme my glow stick back
This is like the classic Nuva-Ring one, but in reverse.
I found Amelia Earhart in there el oh el
hello in there! I hear and echo-o-o-o-o-o-o!!
I was looking for that!
Why are we reposting? This has been here before.
So is there any tread left on the tires or is it like thrown a hotdog down a hallway?
atta girl richmond hill
Did you see any hieroglyphs? Stalagmites?
Oh Markham... tsk tsk tsk
This is a respectable website. I do not understand why people like you keep tainting it with your lies.
haha that's fucking great
if it was one of those really small ones, i guess it could be possible to just "find" it, but other than that i dont see how thats likely
Can you check if some of my missing socks are in there?
Damn, I love this friend. OP is a bit nasty, though.
maybe it was to direct traffic AWAY! hahaha
i found a disco stick in mine the other day.
hahaha hamilton has the classiest girls by far..
LOL @ 3:01.
this makes me super ashamed to be part of the 905.
dirty, fucking whore.