Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
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I also would have accepted "its about time you hired a traffic controller for your vagina"
Yeah, this is a text I actually got. I did not ask what size the glow stick was because I did not want to know. Did my friend really have a glow stick in her vagina? I do not know. What I do know is that my friend is a giant whore. And for others, if you find something inside of your vagina and you do not know how it got there, chances are that you are a whore too.
Sweet. Glow sticks are the international symbol for 'party over here'
I pretty much walked out of there, didn't even had to stoop over. There was even room to twirl a cane as I strolled out of there.
aren't there any real texts anymore? =(
honestly. the fake ones aren't even funny anymore, that's all that ever mattered, now they're all just shitty punch lines to stupid jokes . .
3:01 FTW with the Family Guy reference
How you remain the definition of sketch.
Oh Oakville, you bring all the class to the yard
I just couldn't help putting on Bashunter
Laura? gimme my glow stick back
Did you just say "sketch?" Unless you are talking about a drawing, you are a fucking idiot for saying that word.
I found Amelia Earhart in there el oh el
I was looking for that!
hello in there! I hear and echo-o-o-o-o-o-o!!
atta girl richmond hill
This is like the classic Nuva-Ring one, but in reverse.
So is there any tread left on the tires or is it like thrown a hotdog down a hallway?
Why are we reposting? This has been here before.
haha that's fucking great
This is a respectable website. I do not understand why people like you keep tainting it with your lies.
if it was one of those really small ones, i guess it could be possible to just "find" it, but other than that i dont see how thats likely
i found a disco stick in mine the other day.
Damn, I love this friend. OP is a bit nasty, though.
Oh Markham... tsk tsk tsk
hahaha hamilton has the classiest girls by far..
Did you see any hieroglyphs? Stalagmites?
maybe it was to direct traffic AWAY! hahaha
Can you check if some of my missing socks are in there?
LOL @ 3:01.
this makes me super ashamed to be part of the 905.
dirty, fucking whore.