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  • Submitted by QuietGuy on Jun 20, 10 at 1:40pm

    Do women really like it when guys have sex as roughly as humanly possible or are all these texts made up by guys who just think they do?

    • Submitted by IrregularMe on Jun 20, 10 at 2:13pm

      Some do. Some don't. There is no rule of thumb.

    • Submitted by taquito84 on Sep 14, 10 at 10:40am

      Can't speak for any other women, but I do.

  • Submitted by manimal13 on Jun 20, 10 at 12:07pm

    ur welcome

    • Submitted by joecool11 on Jun 20, 10 at 12:59pm you go to school in houston?

  • Submitted by stevebauer on Jun 22, 10 at 12:22am

    next time, he's headed for the caboose

  • Submitted by vodkadude on Jun 20, 10 at 2:20pm

    How is that a good thing?

  • Submitted by taqtuk on Jun 20, 10 at 2:56pm

    I love pussy. Big lips sink ships.

  • Submitted by RWHGHP on Jun 21, 10 at 2:45am


  • Submitted by hockeyhouse on Jun 24, 10 at 12:35am

    If texting was this popular 10 years ago, I would have sent the same message.

  • Submitted by blahblahxblah on Jun 22, 10 at 2:29am

    @crazedkoala lmfaooo, bluewaffles. And yeahhh..hope your vag feels better. Lmfao.

  • Submitted by krazixgrlx420 on Sep 13, 10 at 2:27am

    its funny,i sent this exact text once.i actually had to make sure it wasn't mine,lol

  • Submitted by hewtron on Jun 20, 10 at 1:32pm


  • Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jun 20, 10 at 10:37am

    First vaginal train wreck

  • Submitted by SomeRandomGuy on Jun 20, 10 at 1:09pm

    Hell yeah reppin kc

    • Submitted by Howbot on Jun 20, 10 at 9:46pm

      All day baby, all day.

  • Submitted by text913 on Jun 28, 10 at 11:27pm

    Well worth it

  • Submitted by sal22 on Jun 20, 10 at 5:49pm

    Did it feel good before it " got hit by a train "

  • Submitted by camouflagemoney on Jun 21, 10 at 1:47am

    This is a good text to get upon waking up to how to your boss for why your late, at least in the army anyway

  • Submitted by blueyaa on Jun 20, 10 at 4:11pm

    best message to receive once you get to work ever? "hey, hey buddy. look what i did last night!"

  • Submitted by crazedkoala on Jun 20, 10 at 1:51pm

    Blue waffle you say?

  • Submitted by rlsmit4 on Jun 20, 10 at 10:44am

    Hmm... Kansas..

  • Submitted by FakeM5 on Jul 8, 10 at 6:23pm

    damn ive never received this msg like that, but i know the feeling u got at receiving it, wel done dude.

  • Submitted by hank69 on Jul 6, 12 at 9:55am

    Love to get them kinda txt at work. Big freakin smile