Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
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did you have sex with t-pain?
a million cool points and a gold star you win
I wonder if t-pain (I refuse to capitalize his name) sounds auto-tuned when he comes.
you got a top hat, doesnt matter what happened. you got a top hat.
fuck yea, top hats are the bomb like tic tic(:
i think you just accidentally became a prostitute.
You had me at "top hat"
well i still have the hat so i will give it to you later.
are the boxers mine?
Sounds like you beat up the monopoly man, stole his hat, inside a simpsons fan shop, then robbed the place? Oh you were also tripping balls
I wouldn't mind having sex for $1000, a top hat, and free boxers if I didn't remember it happening.
White girls are god's gift to black men
I put on my robe and wizard hat?
If this was a guy then DUUUUUUDE :) ! If it was a girl then SHAME ON YOU my number is 917-642...
"wallet" ...I think most women carry purses or something
Pics or didn't happen
Gonna need an HIV test now
dude I need my fucking money back.....
why do you guys all jump to prostitution? my reaction to this text was 1) maybe the person should check their bank account 2) maybe the person robbed a register
Check your kidneys, might only have one.
1:40am -- that's the area code, dumbass. haven't you noticed that every entry is preceded by three digits?
why can't I meet people this funny in real life
why aren't the parties in the 540 like that?
June 8, 2009 12:38AM
I wish the parties were like this in the 434 too!!
I think some guy raped you and he left you money for your "services"
that is amazing! i probably wouldnt care wut had happened...i got a 1000 xtra bucks and no recolection wut so ever...if u dont remember...it doesnt count
Ah. That's what you get for drinking with emo groups... And some stds...
A top hat? Sounds like you may have been abe lincoln'd. Check it out on urban dict
gotta love the Abe Lincoln.
keep the money can i have my hat back
I remember those days
haha thats how nova does it
11:17--I totally agree!
haha i love being a nova girl:D cos thats where the party is
June 8, 2009 9:40PM hahahaha nice:)
Prolly got a STD now
I have simpsons boxers
How could this possibly be a bad night?
GHB. But that doesn't explain the nice free shit
maybe ur a novelty prostitute
You might wanna check your bank account buddy, you could of payed some visits to the ATM last night haha ;)
I am jealous. I always wake up with no money left.
tell me about it...
It probably got stolen by a guy in a top hat and Simpsons boxers
hahhaah sounds like they had fun with someone from mclean... or great falls.
THAT is where the money is at
Why doesn't that ever happen to me?? I could use an extra grand right about now...
10:08! i love you. hahaah
Nice job white boy
@July 25 11:04
Wow, clearly you aren't from va, because then you would know that nova is one of the best areas in the country and there aren't any real trailer park trash, just a few rich white highschool girls that think they are black.
Lol @ 10.08. Bash FTW.
Round of applause for 703
<3 those nights (214)
I think this same thing happened to me, I live in the 703 as well. Small world. Haha. Jk
Keep it classy NOVA. You either live in Loudoun County or slept with a kid from Loudoun County. Almost guaranteed.
703 is pretty rich. The parties are sick. And I've got some similar stories
dats a fuckin good day
Talk about one hell of a night.
northern va all day, man
i dont care what anyone says: if this is true, its far-and-away the #1 BEST night ive rated here. id want it to remain a mystery where the $$ came from, too, though
A) That is awesome
B) I wish i hung out places with top hats =(
Did you also wake up with a salty taste in the back of your throat?
But seriously... it's a good night until you remember what you did to get that money :)
"i'm from the 703 which means i'm kind of a big deal"
gotta love nova
some fat guy probably mistoke you as a male prostitute and tore your ass apart....bad luck.
it must be your lucky day
YAAA NOTHERN VIRGINIA!!! Hahahh!
simpson boxers and a top hat? if that's not classy i don't know what is...
Your ass, hurt it does?
probably speaking metaphorically
i've narrowed it down to that u partied with t-pain, slash, the monopoly dude, or the planters peanut guy.
what does the (703) mean?
haha good ol' nova :)
Wait if those boxers weren't yours than... :0 you slept with a dude aaaaaaaaaaaaa
That's definitely the truth!
Make sure u have both ur kidneys
I'd neither the boxers nor the hat were yours then u win at being the luckiest drunk
One word explains this... Vegas!!!!!
Vegas does that shit sometimes
this kinda happened to me. except i woke up without the simpsons boxers i was wearing but a fedora on my ass
just remember...you probably traded goods and/or services for that money...
Do you feel like you fell down some stairs?
You stole it
was it tucked into your waistband?
I am but the student, Master.
Okay so that isn't quite a dozen but it is late and I'm tired so give me a break. I just couldn't resist razzing you over this one!
Sounds like you became a prostitute for a night
240 304 5025 text me plz
"Please tell me why... I'm sleeping with my clothes on...and my car is in the front yard...came in through the window..last night?"
this WOULD happen in good old NoVa
where's jeff foxworthy when you need him?
"You might be a stripper/prostitute if..."
703 is where all the money is.
Are u a magician
you were paid to hook, te he....hehe he ha ho hum
gah, just another reason why moving away from 703 was the worst decision my parents ever made
Depends on if they caught sometthing or not.
top hat.......money.....sounds like the work of the infamous Buttchuckles!
lmfao !! good night eh'
Wow seriously? Phone numbers!!? That's stupid!!!
you were a little expensive last night, but as you could tell by the top hat that you stole from me, i have plenty of money to waste on prostitutes
703 up in here. same area code...maybe i'll get 1000 too!
You don't have any inhibitions, do you?
Idk whether to congradulate you or feel ashamed for you
I love the 703. No one else expects anything less.
that's how we do it in the 703
Hey mate think about this: Why did they pay you and leave you in different mail boxers? Because they did something bad to you and they were mail mate. Hope you injured the rim job :/
did someone think your were a prostitute?
Nice. Stay classy Virginia.
How doe's your ass feel???
Omg a top hat! That's the shit right thur
Northern VA rocks!!!
... Why did this turn me on... Wtf
because of the thousand dollars part
Does ur asshole hurt?
(We'll be singing, when we're winning, we'll be singing)\nI get knocked down, but I get up again\nYou nay ever gonna keep me down\nI get knocked down, but I get up again\nYou nay ever gonna keep me down\nI get knocked down, but I get up again\nYou nay ever gonna keep me down\nI get knocked down, but I get up again\nYou nay ever gonna keep me down\n\n(Pissing the night away, pissing the night away)\nHe drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink\nHe drinks a Lager drink, he d
(208) Haha, Bro that sounds lime an epic night out there in (703).
You must be doing something right sthar's getting you hooked up
so well. It makes you think the next morning: Dam what the fuck
Just happened. This kinda thing happens to the best of us. Fuck man
You're $1000 richer, lmfao!!!!!
Finds out he withdrew $2000 and has blown the other grand
Possibly the best night ever!
BadMitch always wears a top hat, www.badmitch.com
Haha theres more money hopefully u didnt rob a bank!!!!!!
I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt while wearing a simpsons hat
robbery was my first guess..
the whole situation depends on the gender of the person who sent the text
@ 1:40 are you fucking kidding me? who doesn't know thats the area code. hope you burn in hell you piece of shit
did u use some of that money to buy donuts? homer simpson would like that! :)
Better check your bank account.
i love when that happens
i hope that you used some of that money to get donuts...homer simpson would be proud..\nmmmm donutssss!
i say take the money, leave the hat.. u may not remember the night, but the guy who owns the $1000 will remember the top hat ..
I think ur a hooker now
Thanks for last night.
LMFAO sounds like the typical NoVA night
I love living in 703 area code
If you find a monicle and a cane it was probably the monoply guy! Is that real money??????
Now that is a good night haha
I think the extra money could be explained by either prostituting yourself or the 2000 less you have in the bank
This is like the start to the Bourne Identity, but a bit different...
why aren't the parties in the 540 like that?
"I'm just a gigilo..."
who is this, i need that grand back really bad...
If you have $1000 and Chuck Norris has $1000... Chuck Norris has more
I hope you used some of that money on donuts. homer Simpson would be proud.\nmmmm donuts!!
Can ihave my 1000 back?
Well maybe a Lincoln Impersanator fucked you or something. Its not nessicarily good, you have no idea what happened
Damn U must have been AMAZING!!
reminds me of my 28th birthday. . .
Reminds me of my 12th...
these pretzels are making me Firsty!
All in a nights work
Lol u could make a good living doing this, the benefits are so rewarding
i want to party with you. ALL THE TIME.
hahah this is wonderful.
U make northern Virginia proud
Teehee lucky when my frien woke up she woke up with like 100$ more than what she had
Call 7179696338 or txt and ask for some hot Asian porn
if they where all ones you should knnow what you where doing
"I've got a raging case of herpes, but I'm soooo horny, $1000 will make it alright, won't it?"
Ya defo a prostitute is born
that's my hat darlin. i need to get it back sometime.
you were great btw. better than great.
and loud too
who cares about the $1000??? You got a top hat! That makes it the best one night stand ever!
In soviet russia $1000 finds you
In Soviet Russia, boxers wear you!
wow, expensive hooker
you whore'd yourself out to 20 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece.
Such a lie..
Sounds like a good night to me
"did you have sex with t-pain?" I think I love you 7:31
They thought he was the monopoly guy so they gave him all the money, haha.
Text 9183465239 something very strange and hell give you a 12 month xbox live membership code!
If you can find a monocle somewhere close, you might want to sue Mr. Peanut. Maybe "sue" is the wrong word, thank, yes, thank him.
I need that gig
why ask questions? this is amazing
you're not a cheep hooker are you?
did you buy donuts with some of it? homer simpson would approve...mmmm doooonuts!
Best night ever!
"When I wakeup in my makeup..." Stop me now cause I've got a dozen of 'em!
I want a refund >_>
Sounds like my Monday's!
Sounds like a night of zany bars, and liquor! Just sayin! Haha
That's what I call true pimpin
I think you must have slept with Mr. Peanut.
Haha nice bro
Maybe you had your own version of the movie the hangover
Some guy probably paid you to b_tt-f_ck them
There is a good possibility you sold your body to science. Have fun getting dissected!
What he fails to mention is that he also had a fridge full of pudding and couldn't find his car
And then the hangover two was written
High, or drunk. Or maybe both. Methinks you have too big of an ego there, my friend....
It's happen !