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  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 7:31pm

    did you have sex with t-pain?

    • Submitted by WEAZEL1201 on May 3, 10 at 9:07pm

      a million cool points and a gold star you win

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      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jun 30, 12 at 8:51pm

      I wonder if t-pain (I refuse to capitalize his name) sounds auto-tuned when he comes.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 24, 09 at 9:08am

    you got a top hat, doesnt matter what happened. you got a top hat.

    • Submitted by LovelyLadySmurf on Aug 16, 10 at 11:13pm

      fuck yea, top hats are the bomb like tic tic(:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:11am

    i think you just accidentally became a prostitute.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:48pm

    You had me at "top hat"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 9:07am

    Sounds like you beat up the monopoly man, stole his hat, inside a simpsons fan shop, then robbed the place? Oh you were also tripping balls

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:08pm

    I put on my robe and wizard hat?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 11:17pm

    I wouldn't mind having sex for $1000, a top hat, and free boxers if I didn't remember it happening.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 10, 09 at 3:06am

    White girls are god's gift to black men

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 7:45pm

    How could this possibly be a bad night?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 11:08pm

    well i still have the hat so i will give it to you later. are the boxers mine?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 12:15am

    maybe ur a novelty prostitute

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 16, 10 at 11:52pm

    Gonna need an HIV test now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 2:51am

    why do you guys all jump to prostitution? my reaction to this text was 1) maybe the person should check their bank account 2) maybe the person robbed a register

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:40pm

    If this was a guy then DUUUUUUDE :) ! If it was a girl then SHAME ON YOU my number is 917-642...

    • Submitted by Mr_manly on Jan 9, 12 at 8:53pm

      "wallet" ...I think most women carry purses or something

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 12:48am

    240 304 5025 text me plz

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 4, 10 at 2:36am

    I think this same thing happened to me, I live in the 703 as well. Small world. Haha. Jk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 9:57am

    Round of applause for 703

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 11:31pm

    <3 those nights (214)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 3, 09 at 9:37am

    @July 25 11:04 Wow, clearly you aren't from va, because then you would know that nova is one of the best areas in the country and there aren't any real trailer park trash, just a few rich white highschool girls that think they are black. 703 :))

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 9:29pm

    I think some guy raped you and he left you money for your "services"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:20pm

    1:40am -- that's the area code, dumbass. haven't you noticed that every entry is preceded by three digits? jesus christ

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 17, 09 at 6:59pm

    why can't I meet people this funny in real life

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:46pm

    that is amazing! i probably wouldnt care wut had happened...i got a 1000 xtra bucks and no recolection wut so ever...if u dont remember...it doesnt count

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 6:59pm

    dude I need my fucking money back.....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:01pm

    Keep it classy NOVA. You either live in Loudoun County or slept with a kid from Loudoun County. Almost guaranteed.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 10:53pm

    I am jealous. I always wake up with no money left.

    • Submitted by cheesefucker on Sep 2, 10 at 12:43am

      tell me about it...

    • Submitted by psychicesp007 on May 3, 11 at 3:25pm

      It probably got stolen by a guy in a top hat and Simpsons boxers

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 1:57am

    Pics or didn't happen

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 23, 09 at 5:26am

    Ah. That's what you get for drinking with emo groups... And some stds... -diav!!! <3

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 10:12pm

    i've narrowed it down to that u partied with t-pain, slash, the monopoly dude, or the planters peanut guy.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 12:53pm

    Check your kidneys, might only have one.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:16pm

    A top hat? Sounds like you may have been abe lincoln'd. Check it out on urban dict

    • Submitted by hidefss on Aug 17, 10 at 8:45pm

      gotta love the Abe Lincoln.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:44pm

    703 up in here. same area code...maybe i'll get 1000 too!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 4:00pm

    Prolly got a STD now

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 2:23am

    Lol @ 10.08. Bash FTW.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:40pm

    GHB. But that doesn't explain the nice free shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:36pm

    probably speaking metaphorically

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 26, 09 at 12:36am

    I remember those days

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 1:56pm

    Damn U must have been AMAZING!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:58am

    nice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 8:26pm

    reminds me of my 28th birthday. . .

    • Submitted by hidefss on Aug 17, 10 at 8:44pm

      Reminds me of my 12th...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:30am

    Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 29, 09 at 2:35am

    U make northern Virginia proud

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 2:50pm

    simpson boxers and a top hat? if that's not classy i don't know what is...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 5:04pm

    hahhaah sounds like they had fun with someone from mclean... or great falls. THAT is where the money is at

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 12:59pm

    In soviet russia $1000 finds you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 7:15am

    One word explains this... Vegas!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 29, 09 at 11:27pm

    just remember...you probably traded goods and/or services for that money...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:43pm

    @7:45 Depends on if they caught sometthing or not.

  • Submitted by ruhighlander on May 6, 10 at 9:06pm

    YAAA NOTHERN VIRGINIA!!! Hahahh!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 1:26am

    Talk about one hell of a night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:54pm

    Why doesn't that ever happen to me?? I could use an extra grand right about now...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 09 at 4:22pm

    Northern VA rocks!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:16pm

    I have simpsons boxers

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:51am

    I am but the student, Master.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 12:08pm

    haha good ol' nova :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 1:11am

    I'd neither the boxers nor the hat were yours then u win at being the luckiest drunk

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 10:43pm

    i'm jealous. why aren't the parties in the 540 like that? June 8, 2009 12:38AM I wish the parties were like this in the 434 too!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 6:51pm

    it must be your lucky day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 11:23pm

    I stuk a dildo up my teachers butt while wearing a simpsons hat

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:39pm

    703 is pretty rich. The parties are sick. And I've got some similar stories

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 7:00pm

    dats a fuckin good day

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:50am

    some fat guy probably mistoke you as a male prostitute and tore your ass apart....bad luck.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 2:10pm

    They thought he was the monopoly guy so they gave him all the money, haha.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:43am

    11:17--I totally agree!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:31am

    was it tucked into your waistband?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 6:01pm

    "i'm from the 703 which means i'm kind of a big deal" gotta love nova

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 1:23am

    Did you also wake up with a salty taste in the back of your throat? But seriously... it's a good night until you remember what you did to get that money :)

  • Submitted by prometheus on Jul 22, 10 at 12:36am

    Hell yea!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 12:19pm

    I love the 703. No one else expects anything less.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 4:01pm

    If you can find a monocle somewhere close, you might want to sue Mr. Peanut. Maybe "sue" is the wrong word, thank, yes, thank him.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 9:07pm

    ... Why did this turn me on... Wtf

    • Submitted by bfchkbach on Jul 5, 10 at 8:50pm

      because of the thousand dollars part

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 10:15am

    Wow seriously? Phone numbers!!? That's stupid!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 4:34pm

    10:08! i love you. hahaah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 1:13pm

    (208) Haha, Bro that sounds lime an epic night out there in (703). You must be doing something right sthar's getting you hooked up so well. It makes you think the next morning: Dam what the fuck Just happened. This kinda thing happens to the best of us. Fuck man You're $1000 richer, lmfao!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 8:13pm

    i dont care what anyone says: if this is true, its far-and-away the #1 BEST night ive rated here. id want it to remain a mystery where the $$ came from, too, though

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 10 at 9:05am

    NoVA!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 11, 10 at 1:17am

    Hell yah

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 28, 09 at 11:25pm

    Your ass, hurt it does?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 10:01pm

    keep the money can i have my hat back

  • Submitted by Zowada on May 11, 10 at 10:33pm

    I think ur a hooker now

  • Submitted by 775irishkid on Feb 1, 11 at 5:37am

    Vegas does that shit sometimes

  • Submitted by catrena on May 13, 10 at 4:16pm

    Haha theres more money hopefully u didnt rob a bank!!!!!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 2:17am

    Go NoVA.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 23, 09 at 5:42pm

    haha thats how nova does it

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 9:41am

    you were a little expensive last night, but as you could tell by the top hat that you stole from me, i have plenty of money to waste on prostitutes

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 17, 09 at 12:36am

    robbery was my first guess.. the whole situation depends on the gender of the person who sent the text

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 19, 09 at 11:20pm

    Now that is a good night haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 5:44pm

    this WOULD happen in good old NoVa hahaha

  • Submitted by tuneznz on Dec 21, 10 at 5:24pm

    Finds out he withdrew $2000 and has blown the other grand

  • Submitted by rocker915x on Jul 7, 10 at 12:08am

    Make sure u have both ur kidneys

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 3:27pm

    Idk whether to congradulate you or feel ashamed for you

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 27, 09 at 10:01pm

    this kinda happened to me. except i woke up without the simpsons boxers i was wearing but a fedora on my ass

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 26, 09 at 10:56pm

    top hat.......money.....sounds like the work of the infamous Buttchuckles!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 2:18pm

    Sounds like you became a prostitute for a night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 1:40am

    what does the (703) mean?

  • Submitted by brandohhhh on Apr 15, 10 at 4:23pm

    You might wanna check your bank account buddy, you could of payed some visits to the ATM last night haha ;)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:02pm

    you were paid to hook, te he....hehe he ha ho hum

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 20, 09 at 4:51pm

    A) That is awesome B) I wish i hung out places with top hats =(

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 10:27am

    where's jeff foxworthy when you need him? "You might be a stripper/prostitute if..."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 5:46am

    Do you feel like you fell down some stairs?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:24pm

    i want to party with you. ALL THE TIME.

  • Submitted by mitchee on Aug 7, 10 at 3:30am

    Beautiful.

  • Submitted by mdguy301 on Sep 8, 10 at 1:30pm

    Nice. Stay classy Virginia.

  • Submitted by hady on Sep 5, 10 at 7:06pm

    Are u a magician

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 1:49am

    northern va all day, man

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 7, 09 at 11:50pm

    703 is where all the money is.

  • Submitted by smokey0071 on Sep 15, 10 at 9:32am

    Does ur asshole hurt?

  • Submitted by mattias on Sep 24, 10 at 10:29am

    Wait if those boxers weren't yours than... :0 you slept with a dude aaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 12:38am

    i'm jealous. why aren't the parties in the 540 like that?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 2, 09 at 6:14pm

    @ 1:40 are you fucking kidding me? who doesn't know thats the area code. hope you burn in hell you piece of shit

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 8:11pm

    why ask questions? this is amazing

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 1:29am

    "I've got a raging case of herpes, but I'm soooo horny, $1000 will make it alright, won't it?"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 9:39pm

    haha i love being a nova girl:D cos thats where the party is June 8, 2009 9:40PM hahahaha nice:)

  • Submitted by htsaints on Apr 11, 10 at 10:39pm

    Classic VA

  • Submitted by 301GateRmk702 on Feb 17, 11 at 12:21am

    Epic!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 1:18am

    All in a nights work

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 3:46am

    Text 9183465239 something very strange and hell give you a 12 month xbox live membership code!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 8:32am

    who is this, i need that grand back really bad...

  • Submitted by sad_smiles on Sep 9, 10 at 8:03pm

    who cares about the $1000??? You got a top hat! That makes it the best one night stand ever!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 31, 09 at 11:15am

    wow, expensive hooker

  • Submitted by greenlove17 on Mar 21, 10 at 10:18pm

    You stole it

  • Submitted by LorelaiScarlett on Oct 15, 10 at 6:36am

    "Please tell me why... I'm sleeping with my clothes on...and my car is in the front yard...came in through the window..last night?"

  • Submitted by dmblynny on Oct 12, 10 at 9:30am

    Genious

  • Submitted by TheHerbalist on Sep 6, 10 at 3:27am

    Better check your bank account.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 5:31pm

    gah, just another reason why moving away from 703 was the worst decision my parents ever made

  • Submitted by ttesroD on Aug 17, 10 at 9:58am

    Vegas.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 19, 09 at 5:19am

    @ 10:07 That's definitely the truth!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 9:44pm

    lmfao !! good night eh'

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 11:29am

    hahah this is wonderful.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 30, 09 at 12:21am

    Well maybe a Lincoln Impersanator fucked you or something. Its not nessicarily good, you have no idea what happened

  • Submitted by LorelaiScarlett on Oct 15, 10 at 6:26am

    "I'm just a gigilo..."

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 25, 09 at 9:56pm

    Thanks for last night.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 2:36pm

    you're not a cheep hooker are you?

  • Submitted by mikescott on Jan 9, 11 at 3:46pm

    you whore'd yourself out to 20 fat chicks for 50 bucks a piece.

  • Submitted by LorelaiScarlett on Oct 15, 10 at 6:44am

    Okay so that isn't quite a dozen but it is late and I'm tired so give me a break. I just couldn't resist razzing you over this one!

  • Submitted by stuntmcwaffle on Mar 17, 10 at 7:37pm

    Can ihave my 1000 back?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:49pm

    This is like the start to the Bourne Identity, but a bit different...

  • Submitted by Degu_Boy on May 14, 10 at 2:45am

    In Soviet Russia, boxers wear you!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:43pm

    Than*

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 18, 09 at 7:51pm

    did someone think your were a prostitute?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 12:09am

    Sounds like a good night to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:50pm

    If you find a monicle and a cane it was probably the monoply guy! Is that real money??????

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 1:13pm

    "did you have sex with t-pain?" I think I love you 7:31

  • Submitted by badmitch on May 25, 11 at 5:55pm

    BadMitch always wears a top hat, www.badmitch.com

  • Submitted by sexyperuvian711 on May 17, 10 at 9:15pm

    Nice job white boy

  • Submitted by hidefss on Aug 17, 10 at 8:37pm

    Possibly the best night ever!

  • Submitted by axidntprone on Jun 2, 10 at 11:34pm

    i love when that happens

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 5:27pm

    Call 7179696338 or txt and ask for some hot Asian porn

  • Submitted by loganLPHcheer on Feb 16, 11 at 10:19am

    Omg a top hat! That's the shit right thur

  • Submitted by Flirn2 on Mar 15, 10 at 2:11am

    If you have $1000 and Chuck Norris has $1000... Chuck Norris has more

  • Submitted by drewsnyder95 on Jul 3, 10 at 2:23am

    Ya defo a prostitute is born

  • Submitted by amsantos69 on Sep 2, 10 at 5:06pm

    I love living in 703 area code

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 11:55am

    if they where all ones you should knnow what you where doing

  • Submitted by Jaco823 on May 13, 10 at 1:55am

    You don't have any inhibitions, do you?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 7:29pm

    Such a lie..

  • Submitted by LorelaiScarlett on Oct 15, 10 at 6:42am

    (We'll be singing, when we're winning, we'll be singing)\nI get knocked down, but I get up again\nYou nay ever gonna keep me down\nI get knocked down, but I get up again\nYou nay ever gonna keep me down\nI get knocked down, but I get up again\nYou nay ever gonna keep me down\nI get knocked down, but I get up again\nYou nay ever gonna keep me down\n\n(Pissing the night away, pissing the night away)\nHe drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink\nHe drinks a Lager drink, he d

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 8:05pm

    How doe's your ass feel???

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 14, 10 at 10:45pm

    these pretzels are making me Firsty!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 12:34pm

    Stupid lie

  • Submitted by edward101 on Jul 15, 11 at 2:51am

    I want a refund >_>

  • Submitted by psychicesp007 on May 3, 11 at 3:24pm

    I think the extra money could be explained by either prostituting yourself or the 2000 less you have in the bank

  • Submitted by LorelaiScarlett on Oct 15, 10 at 6:29am

    "When I wakeup in my makeup..." Stop me now cause I've got a dozen of 'em!

  • Submitted by karahelps on Jun 28, 10 at 4:55am

    i say take the money, leave the hat.. u may not remember the night, but the guy who owns the $1000 will remember the top hat ..

  • Submitted by xbb2226 on Jun 3, 11 at 6:12am

    did u use some of that money to buy donuts? homer simpson would like that! :)

  • Submitted by Idaho_catlady on Jul 8, 11 at 12:42pm

    I think you must have slept with Mr. Peanut.

  • Submitted by Chevy_Rox on Oct 28, 11 at 12:25am

    Lol u could make a good living doing this, the benefits are so rewarding

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 22, 09 at 5:04pm

    that's my hat darlin. i need to get it back sometime. you were great btw. better than great. and loud too

  • Submitted by zeeboy on Sep 29, 10 at 9:21am

    Hey mate think about this: Why did they pay you and leave you in different mail boxers? Because they did something bad to you and they were mail mate. Hope you injured the rim job :/

  • Submitted by totums76 on Aug 7, 10 at 3:08am

    Fucking epic

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 20, 09 at 8:51pm

    Tysonssssss cornerrrrrrrrrr

  • Submitted by kmillz12 on Jul 7, 11 at 8:20pm

    LMFAO sounds like the typical NoVA night

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 1, 10 at 3:55am

    Y messenger: Jackinsally

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:27am

    High, or drunk. Or maybe both. Methinks you have too big of an ego there, my friend....

  • Submitted by Kermiy101 on Mar 14, 11 at 6:40pm

    Some guy probably paid you to b_tt-f_ck them

  • Submitted by HDIZZLE07 on Jan 21, 11 at 12:10am

    Maybe you had your own version of the movie the hangover

  • Submitted by xbb2226 on Jun 3, 11 at 7:31am

    I hope you used some of that money on donuts. homer Simpson would be proud.\nmmmm donuts!!

  • Submitted by xbb2226 on Jun 3, 11 at 5:58am

    did you buy donuts with some of it? homer simpson would approve...mmmm doooonuts!

  • Submitted by jakeorourke on Nov 9, 11 at 11:55pm

    Sounds like my Monday's!

  • Submitted by Lieban on Apr 6, 11 at 8:45pm

    That's what I call true pimpin

  • Submitted by vennes on Aug 5, 11 at 12:07am

    It's happen !

  • Submitted by ITS_MEEEEE on Oct 31, 11 at 11:58pm

    There is a good possibility you sold your body to science. Have fun getting dissected!

  • Submitted by Sanders22 on Sep 18, 11 at 1:01pm

    Sounds like a night of zany bars, and liquor! Just sayin! Haha

  • Submitted by ditzzzichick on Aug 17, 11 at 3:18am

    Best night ever!

  • Submitted by xbb2226 on Jun 4, 11 at 1:47am

    i hope that you used some of that money to get donuts...homer simpson would be proud..\nmmmm donutssss!

  • Submitted by cutepuppy on Nov 23, 11 at 12:43am

    Lawlin

  • Submitted by hiddenmasochism1 on Oct 15, 11 at 6:45pm

    I need that gig

  • Submitted by LuciferLover on Jun 29, 11 at 11:05pm

    Teehee lucky when my frien woke up she woke up with like 100$ more than what she had

  • Submitted by bandandamandan on Mar 4, 11 at 3:01am

    And then the hangover two was written

  • Submitted by sprsnc20 on Oct 17, 11 at 2:33am

    What he fails to mention is that he also had a fridge full of pudding and couldn't find his car

  • Submitted by crazydr13 on Jun 25, 11 at 7:46pm

    that's how we do it in the 703

  • Submitted by moderater on Feb 21, 12 at 1:42am

    Haha nice bro

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    Submitted by lou_how on Feb 15, 14 at 12:43am

    Somebody whored!