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  • Submitted by MILF68 on Jul 3, 13 at 10:50am

    1) Shut up.

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    Submitted by Dustbunny13313 on Jul 3, 13 at 11:01am

    2) swallow

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    Submitted by Big_Loaf on Jul 3, 13 at 12:46pm

    8) Put it in her ass.

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    Submitted by crockpot on Jul 3, 13 at 12:11pm

    6) The angry pirate

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    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jul 3, 13 at 11:29am

    5)fuck her sister

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    Submitted by jaystreet_46 on Jul 3, 13 at 11:32am

    Let's hope cheat on you isnt on that list, or you are a douche

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    Submitted by KyleRich87 on Jul 3, 13 at 12:21pm

    7) Wounded pigeon

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    Submitted by dpSkip on Jul 3, 13 at 3:02pm

    Sounds like the new girlfriend is working on her list of things she won't do after she gets the title of girlfriend.

  • 50 54
    Submitted by OllieFranks on Jul 3, 13 at 2:20pm

    Text is from a guy.

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    Submitted by txtfrmlstcentury on Jul 3, 13 at 11:24am

    3) Let me fuck u

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    Submitted by txtfrmlstcentury on Jul 3, 13 at 11:25am

    4) Bukkake

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    Submitted by lurky_mclurk on Jul 6, 13 at 4:25am

    1) Cleveland Steamer

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    Submitted by rustybucket on Jul 3, 13 at 8:26pm

    Rusty trombone

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    Submitted by Key_umm on Jul 4, 13 at 1:33am

    The old king Clancy

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    Submitted by DonkeyLipps on Jul 5, 13 at 4:32am

    Number 3 on the list: Kill a homeless man

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    Submitted by cocksmith on Jul 4, 13 at 10:38am

    9) donkey punch

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    Submitted by TheNorwegian on Jul 4, 13 at 3:59pm

    10) give you a blumpkin......I've always wondered how the other half lived...