I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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better not be my ex.
Honesty is the best policy
No soldier left behind
I hate to be a dick and I kind of get this isn't the case, but this exchange only leaves me the impression that she's rather ...well, large. Or drunk. Drunk people seem to like nuggets.
She's a fat
Meanwhile he has blue nuggets.
Rofl @ blue nuggets. WTF.
I <3 porksword.