in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
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it's the little cute things like this that make girls happy,
98% of guys are too stupid to realize this.
you can't marry your pimp
mmm, getting your ass slapped is so hot...too bad so many guys are too freaked out to get a little rough
aw thats friggin adorable!! Never let that man go, definantly a keeper. Tip-of-the-day for guys: girls like being used and "abused" in bed. Take it beyond the bedroom you're gonna get decked.
Men... just take charge and don't be afraid of us... thats what we like... if you want to know what turns us on... its confidence.
3:09 doctors, lawayers, dealers even srtippers on my team, and i never show favoritism everyone get treated the same
Sounds like he is taken now...damn the luck
Hahah my boyfriend would so do this, probay has
He only means the "I love you" if he'll say it during after-sex cuddling, too.
girls really love kinky shit.
i love being a dude!
thank you ladies!
WE TRY =]
That sounds perfect!
I think that is most definitely marriage material
To all men: the littlest things make a girl happy. If u kno what ur girl likes work with it!
3:06, you're the man, i wish i could be just like you, but i know this earth could not hold another godly presence such as yourself
i'd totally marry this guy too. that's hot.
thats amazing i'd marry him to!
LMAO I want this man!
Oh so this is how women like to be treated? *Makes a note to self* but then again if that's all it takes to marry the girl then I suppose it makes sense.
I can only hope to find a man like this one day!
I'd prefer an "I love you" when he really meant it, but hey, that's just me.
Hah i'd marry him too!
At least she didn't say "he's a keeper." that's my latest most annoying and irritating and ridiculous phrase on tfln.
lol, i was cracking up on this!
These texts seem so redundant.
Are you still with him?? He is definitely a keeper. A little kinky with a little love makes for a perfect relationship!
9 times out of 10 when a guy says I love you, what he really means is I love this.
That us awesome I want a man like that !!
Lots of texts like this.
I think I wanna marry him!!
Oh don't stray far from buisiness it ruins the mood
its not love until he skullfucks you. that is thee best!
That is awesome, I would love my BF did that.
you are obviously very high-class?
I need a girl like this
Fick yeah!!!... My bf did the same!!! LMAO
I love you he says out loud while (mentally calling her a whore) now back to buisness excellent......
....Good man, i respect ur decision and wish the best 4 ur new boyfriend
Uhhh, TOTALLY marriage material... If you ever dump this guy, send him my way!
Alright, now back to business, bitches.
its all part of the plan....
I did this. It was awesome.
hahaha i love it! jealous
Sounds like my boyfriend.
Man, why are the good ones always taken?
I would want to marry him too!!!
haha... shes going to be on you like pb on j..
That's my kind of man!
@2:53 because he loves all of his hos equally and can't show favoritism
1216 lets fuck
cause they're scripted
Figures the guys from NY
That is so sweet :)
I don't know why people are hating on this one: if he says it outside of sex too, this is love people!
Haha awesome. Marriage material though, really?
My man really does that kinda stuff. :] it's hot. I will marry him.
TEACH ME O MASTER OF TIMING
Honey, pimps don't fall in love.
i want a guy like that!
He's a keeper
he is deff marriage material. I LOVE IT.
ummm 9:28 that's sooo jaded....... way to be a downer
psh, meaningless? It's only meaningless if during sex is the ONLY time he'll say it. As far as back to business, too funny.
light and shade.. light and shade... it's all in the contrast guys
that's great. my boyfriend does this on a regular basis.
Who wouldn't marry him? Not everything said during sex is meaningless
This sounds like my boyfriend, except he normally waits until after-sex cuddling to tell me he loves me. I'm a very lucky girl.
That's awesome! It's these things tht make girls happy
I would marry him too. hell yeah.
damn, i love getting my ass slapped. that's super hot
that guy is my idol
fuckin ridicilous clearly he didnt meant it when he said he loves you........nobody means it during sex it'sjust that you feel so good that you think you love the person afterwards its like fuck what did i just say
11:05 - I don't mind getting rough, but I also will stop if they ask..
So a ton of chicks decided to start pouring out relationship advice on here. cute
how bout a lil face slapping?
new post on ijustwanttotellyou.c0m!
awesome in every way..
309- pimps dont love their hoz.
i am sick of all the same texts
Why does 90% of the "texts" follow the same template?
"During sex he said/did ______. Then he said/did _____. I'm gonna marry him."
yeah this sounds like a guy i know too...sweet but fun : )
I want a guy like that for sure.
totally like my bf...awesome...love it!
@9:37 I'd prefer to be doing the ass slapping but hey thats just me...
Ohhh so true 5:13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i find it incredibly romantic. and sexy.
does he have a brother
It's a metaphor if it starts out oh shit oh fuck I love you it's cause your sexing him and he is trying to be respectful instead of calling you ho slut you get the idea.
That's a good night...
That is awsome!! im jelouse toooo!!
Know your role bitch!!
I tried this once but she wasn't down with it...
this text is from a boy...
Wanna have sex baby?
I'm in 516, any of those guys around here too? Make my life easier haha
haha 3:06... we are all so lucky :)
every guy should be like this.
Definitely marry him.
This is just like Ferris Bueller's Day Off, if I remember correctly.
Warning: marry him and cute shit during sex like that will dry up. Trust me - fuck the same guy for 8 years and you learn all his moves. Then it gets routine, then it's like "why bother", then you're both bitter about it, then he's fucking a brainless slut barely old enough to piss on her own and using all those moves you thought were "cute" on her.
Sorry. Had to rant. Something in this text spoke to me.
that's pretty amazing, no lie. he took the time to remind u and then hopefully sent u to the moon immediately after lol
that turns me on so much!!!!!
AHAHHA this is something i would experience
That's funny. And interestingly cute, haha
Hey 6:14 - I'm in 516.. I'll slam the vag but won't say I love you lolol
thankyou , i'm a mormon, so you can all marry me, happily ever after...
This is just fucking great I hope this really happened cuz now I need to find a guy like that
Haha I marry him too!! What's perfect man:)
i wouldnt say this is a good night... its a GREAT night! bahaha
The first time me and my boyfriend had sex, we weren't dating yet, and he kept saying he loved me during it.
i dont last long enough to get to the point where i say i love you....
yay for physical violence. why do dudes think we like this pain anyway? when they don't stop after i ask them...they usually get the hint when i smack their sack during my awesome blowjobs. hahaha. assholes (:D what's the matter, it's only a little smack. hahaha
this text is funny and a turn on
This is so me and my boyfriend!
piss on all you mean people who are saying "oh he probably didn't mean it, he just said it cause sex feels good." ok, that could be true if they were just f buddies, but who said the guy didn't mean it!?!?! the guy the OP is referring to could be her boyfriend, douches.
I like to masturbte to nick hexum in 311 music videos.
very hot, huge turn on.
Anon @ 3;25 - so true.
wtf is wrong with homosexuals saying all the texts are from guys talking about guys? really...
Gotta love a man like that!!! He is a total keeper!!!!
lucky girl. i'm jealous.
Hahaha my best guy friend just promised me he would do this to a girl sometime. Your husband to be is inspiring men everywhere :) I thought this was hilarious!!
Shit - that's how I was with my girl - and five years later she breaks my heart.....I loved her and wanted to marry her!\n\nDaam life sucks :) \n\nGuruJiM@ymail.com
im gonna do this. hopefully she doesnt see this text from the site.
Omfg amaaaaaaazing!!! I want that haba rofl!
Wish life was this easy fuck a girl tell them u love them then your set for life
yeah, I would be in love if that happened to me. TOTALLY JEALOUS!
People say a lot of shit they don't mean during sex