in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
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it's the little cute things like this that make girls happy,
98% of guys are too stupid to realize this.
you can't marry your pimp
mmm, getting your ass slapped is so hot...too bad so many guys are too freaked out to get a little rough
aw thats friggin adorable!! Never let that man go, definantly a keeper. Tip-of-the-day for guys: girls like being used and "abused" in bed. Take it beyond the bedroom you're gonna get decked.
Men... just take charge and don't be afraid of us... thats what we like... if you want to know what turns us on... its confidence.
3:09 doctors, lawayers, dealers even srtippers on my team, and i never show favoritism everyone get treated the same
Sounds like he is taken now...damn the luck
Hahah my boyfriend would so do this, probay has
girls really love kinky shit.
i love being a dude!
thank you ladies!
WE TRY =]
He only means the "I love you" if he'll say it during after-sex cuddling, too.
That sounds perfect!
i'd totally marry this guy too. that's hot.
To all men: the littlest things make a girl happy. If u kno what ur girl likes work with it!
I think that is most definitely marriage material
3:06, you're the man, i wish i could be just like you, but i know this earth could not hold another godly presence such as yourself
LMAO I want this man!
thats amazing i'd marry him to!
Oh so this is how women like to be treated? *Makes a note to self* but then again if that's all it takes to marry the girl then I suppose it makes sense.
Hah i'd marry him too!
I'd prefer an "I love you" when he really meant it, but hey, that's just me.
I can only hope to find a man like this one day!
lol, i was cracking up on this!
9 times out of 10 when a guy says I love you, what he really means is I love this.
At least she didn't say "he's a keeper." that's my latest most annoying and irritating and ridiculous phrase on tfln.
These texts seem so redundant.
Are you still with him?? He is definitely a keeper. A little kinky with a little love makes for a perfect relationship!
Oh don't stray far from buisiness it ruins the mood
Lots of texts like this.
That us awesome I want a man like that !!
I think I wanna marry him!!
I love you he says out loud while (mentally calling her a whore) now back to buisness excellent......
its not love until he skullfucks you. that is thee best!
That is awesome, I would love my BF did that.
you are obviously very high-class?
I need a girl like this
....Good man, i respect ur decision and wish the best 4 ur new boyfriend
Uhhh, TOTALLY marriage material... If you ever dump this guy, send him my way!
Alright, now back to business, bitches.
its all part of the plan....
Fick yeah!!!... My bf did the same!!! LMAO
I did this. It was awesome.
That's my kind of man!
Man, why are the good ones always taken?
hahaha i love it! jealous
I would want to marry him too!!!
haha... shes going to be on you like pb on j..
Sounds like my boyfriend.
@2:53 because he loves all of his hos equally and can't show favoritism
cause they're scripted
Honey, pimps don't fall in love.
1216 lets fuck
TEACH ME O MASTER OF TIMING
Figures the guys from NY
That is so sweet :)
I don't know why people are hating on this one: if he says it outside of sex too, this is love people!
Haha awesome. Marriage material though, really?
i want a guy like that!
My man really does that kinda stuff. :] it's hot. I will marry him.
He's a keeper
he is deff marriage material. I LOVE IT.
ummm 9:28 that's sooo jaded....... way to be a downer
This sounds like my boyfriend, except he normally waits until after-sex cuddling to tell me he loves me. I'm a very lucky girl.
psh, meaningless? It's only meaningless if during sex is the ONLY time he'll say it. As far as back to business, too funny.
light and shade.. light and shade... it's all in the contrast guys
that's great. my boyfriend does this on a regular basis.
Who wouldn't marry him? Not everything said during sex is meaningless
I would marry him too. hell yeah.
fuckin ridicilous clearly he didnt meant it when he said he loves you........nobody means it during sex it'sjust that you feel so good that you think you love the person afterwards its like fuck what did i just say
That's awesome! It's these things tht make girls happy
damn, i love getting my ass slapped. that's super hot
that guy is my idol
So a ton of chicks decided to start pouring out relationship advice on here. cute
I want a guy like that for sure.
11:05 - I don't mind getting rough, but I also will stop if they ask..
i am sick of all the same texts
how bout a lil face slapping?
new post on ijustwanttotellyou.c0m!
awesome in every way..
Why does 90% of the "texts" follow the same template?
"During sex he said/did ______. Then he said/did _____. I'm gonna marry him."
Ohhh so true 5:13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yeah this sounds like a guy i know too...sweet but fun : )
309- pimps dont love their hoz.
does he have a brother
@9:37 I'd prefer to be doing the ass slapping but hey thats just me...
totally like my bf...awesome...love it!
It's a metaphor if it starts out oh shit oh fuck I love you it's cause your sexing him and he is trying to be respectful instead of calling you ho slut you get the idea.
i find it incredibly romantic. and sexy.
That's a good night...
I'm in 516, any of those guys around here too? Make my life easier haha
That is awsome!! im jelouse toooo!!
Know your role bitch!!
I tried this once but she wasn't down with it...
this text is from a boy...
Wanna have sex baby?
that's pretty amazing, no lie. he took the time to remind u and then hopefully sent u to the moon immediately after lol
Definitely marry him.
haha 3:06... we are all so lucky :)
every guy should be like this.
This is just like Ferris Bueller's Day Off, if I remember correctly.
that turns me on so much!!!!!
Warning: marry him and cute shit during sex like that will dry up. Trust me - fuck the same guy for 8 years and you learn all his moves. Then it gets routine, then it's like "why bother", then you're both bitter about it, then he's fucking a brainless slut barely old enough to piss on her own and using all those moves you thought were "cute" on her.
Sorry. Had to rant. Something in this text spoke to me.
AHAHHA this is something i would experience
That's funny. And interestingly cute, haha
Hey 6:14 - I'm in 516.. I'll slam the vag but won't say I love you lolol
thankyou , i'm a mormon, so you can all marry me, happily ever after...
This is just fucking great I hope this really happened cuz now I need to find a guy like that
Haha I marry him too!! What's perfect man:)
yay for physical violence. why do dudes think we like this pain anyway? when they don't stop after i ask them...they usually get the hint when i smack their sack during my awesome blowjobs. hahaha. assholes (:D what's the matter, it's only a little smack. hahaha
The first time me and my boyfriend had sex, we weren't dating yet, and he kept saying he loved me during it.
i dont last long enough to get to the point where i say i love you....
i wouldnt say this is a good night... its a GREAT night! bahaha
I like to masturbte to nick hexum in 311 music videos.
very hot, huge turn on.
This is so me and my boyfriend!
piss on all you mean people who are saying "oh he probably didn't mean it, he just said it cause sex feels good." ok, that could be true if they were just f buddies, but who said the guy didn't mean it!?!?! the guy the OP is referring to could be her boyfriend, douches.
this text is funny and a turn on
Anon @ 3;25 - so true.
wtf is wrong with homosexuals saying all the texts are from guys talking about guys? really...
Gotta love a man like that!!! He is a total keeper!!!!
lucky girl. i'm jealous.
Hahaha my best guy friend just promised me he would do this to a girl sometime. Your husband to be is inspiring men everywhere :) I thought this was hilarious!!
Shit - that's how I was with my girl - and five years later she breaks my heart.....I loved her and wanted to marry her!\n\nDaam life sucks :) \n\nGuruJiM@ymail.com
im gonna do this. hopefully she doesnt see this text from the site.
Wish life was this easy fuck a girl tell them u love them then your set for life
yeah, I would be in love if that happened to me. TOTALLY JEALOUS!
Omfg amaaaaaaazing!!! I want that haba rofl!
People say a lot of shit they don't mean during sex