in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
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it's the little cute things like this that make girls happy,
98% of guys are too stupid to realize this.
you can't marry your pimp
mmm, getting your ass slapped is so hot...too bad so many guys are too freaked out to get a little rough
aw thats friggin adorable!! Never let that man go, definantly a keeper. Tip-of-the-day for guys: girls like being used and "abused" in bed. Take it beyond the bedroom you're gonna get decked.
Men... just take charge and don't be afraid of us... thats what we like... if you want to know what turns us on... its confidence.
3:09 doctors, lawayers, dealers even srtippers on my team, and i never show favoritism everyone get treated the same
Sounds like he is taken now...damn the luck
He only means the "I love you" if he'll say it during after-sex cuddling, too.
girls really love kinky shit.
i love being a dude!
thank you ladies!
WE TRY =]
That sounds perfect!
Hahah my boyfriend would so do this, probay has
LMAO I want this man!
Oh so this is how women like to be treated? *Makes a note to self* but then again if that's all it takes to marry the girl then I suppose it makes sense.
3:06, you're the man, i wish i could be just like you, but i know this earth could not hold another godly presence such as yourself
thats amazing i'd marry him to!
i'd totally marry this guy too. that's hot.
To all men: the littlest things make a girl happy. If u kno what ur girl likes work with it!
I think that is most definitely marriage material
I'd prefer an "I love you" when he really meant it, but hey, that's just me.
I can only hope to find a man like this one day!
lol, i was cracking up on this!
Hah i'd marry him too!
I think I wanna marry him!!
At least she didn't say "he's a keeper." that's my latest most annoying and irritating and ridiculous phrase on tfln.
These texts seem so redundant.
Oh don't stray far from buisiness it ruins the mood
Are you still with him?? He is definitely a keeper. A little kinky with a little love makes for a perfect relationship!
Uhhh, TOTALLY marriage material... If you ever dump this guy, send him my way!
you are obviously very high-class?
Fick yeah!!!... My bf did the same!!! LMAO
That us awesome I want a man like that !!
That is awesome, I would love my BF did that.
....Good man, i respect ur decision and wish the best 4 ur new boyfriend
@2:53 because he loves all of his hos equally and can't show favoritism
Lots of texts like this.
Alright, now back to business, bitches.
Man, why are the good ones always taken?
its not love until he skullfucks you. that is thee best!
Haha awesome. Marriage material though, really?
I did this. It was awesome.
1216 lets fuck
9 times out of 10 when a guy says I love you, what he really means is I love this.
I love you he says out loud while (mentally calling her a whore) now back to buisness excellent......
I need a girl like this
hahaha i love it! jealous
cause they're scripted
its all part of the plan....
Sounds like my boyfriend.
ummm 9:28 that's sooo jaded....... way to be a downer
He's a keeper
he is deff marriage material. I LOVE IT.
I would want to marry him too!!!
Honey, pimps don't fall in love.
light and shade.. light and shade... it's all in the contrast guys
haha... shes going to be on you like pb on j..
psh, meaningless? It's only meaningless if during sex is the ONLY time he'll say it. As far as back to business, too funny.
That's my kind of man!
Figures the guys from NY
i want a guy like that!
That is so sweet :)
I don't know why people are hating on this one: if he says it outside of sex too, this is love people!
fuckin ridicilous clearly he didnt meant it when he said he loves you........nobody means it during sex it'sjust that you feel so good that you think you love the person afterwards its like fuck what did i just say
yeah this sounds like a guy i know too...sweet but fun : )
damn, i love getting my ass slapped. that's super hot
that's great. my boyfriend does this on a regular basis.
totally like my bf...awesome...love it!
Who wouldn't marry him? Not everything said during sex is meaningless
that guy is my idol
Why does 90% of the "texts" follow the same template?
"During sex he said/did ______. Then he said/did _____. I'm gonna marry him."
TEACH ME O MASTER OF TIMING
It's a metaphor if it starts out oh shit oh fuck I love you it's cause your sexing him and he is trying to be respectful instead of calling you ho slut you get the idea.
does he have a brother
how bout a lil face slapping?
11:05 - I don't mind getting rough, but I also will stop if they ask..
This sounds like my boyfriend, except he normally waits until after-sex cuddling to tell me he loves me. I'm a very lucky girl.
new post on ijustwanttotellyou.c0m!
awesome in every way..
I would marry him too. hell yeah.
309- pimps dont love their hoz.
So a ton of chicks decided to start pouring out relationship advice on here. cute
I want a guy like that for sure.
My man really does that kinda stuff. :] it's hot. I will marry him.
i am sick of all the same texts
I'm in 516, any of those guys around here too? Make my life easier haha
i find it incredibly romantic. and sexy.
That is awsome!! im jelouse toooo!!
That's awesome! It's these things tht make girls happy
@9:37 I'd prefer to be doing the ass slapping but hey thats just me...
every guy should be like this.
Ohhh so true 5:13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this text is from a boy...
This is just like Ferris Bueller's Day Off, if I remember correctly.
That's a good night...
I tried this once but she wasn't down with it...
Wanna have sex baby?
Haha I marry him too!! What's perfect man:)
AHAHHA this is something i would experience
that turns me on so much!!!!!
Know your role bitch!!
This is just fucking great I hope this really happened cuz now I need to find a guy like that
i wouldnt say this is a good night... its a GREAT night! bahaha
thankyou , i'm a mormon, so you can all marry me, happily ever after...
That's funny. And interestingly cute, haha
this text is funny and a turn on
Definitely marry him.
that's pretty amazing, no lie. he took the time to remind u and then hopefully sent u to the moon immediately after lol
yay for physical violence. why do dudes think we like this pain anyway? when they don't stop after i ask them...they usually get the hint when i smack their sack during my awesome blowjobs. hahaha. assholes (:D what's the matter, it's only a little smack. hahaha
Warning: marry him and cute shit during sex like that will dry up. Trust me - fuck the same guy for 8 years and you learn all his moves. Then it gets routine, then it's like "why bother", then you're both bitter about it, then he's fucking a brainless slut barely old enough to piss on her own and using all those moves you thought were "cute" on her.
Sorry. Had to rant. Something in this text spoke to me.
The first time me and my boyfriend had sex, we weren't dating yet, and he kept saying he loved me during it.
haha 3:06... we are all so lucky :)
piss on all you mean people who are saying "oh he probably didn't mean it, he just said it cause sex feels good." ok, that could be true if they were just f buddies, but who said the guy didn't mean it!?!?! the guy the OP is referring to could be her boyfriend, douches.
i dont last long enough to get to the point where i say i love you....
Hey 6:14 - I'm in 516.. I'll slam the vag but won't say I love you lolol
This is so me and my boyfriend!
I like to masturbte to nick hexum in 311 music videos.
lucky girl. i'm jealous.
wtf is wrong with homosexuals saying all the texts are from guys talking about guys? really...
im gonna do this. hopefully she doesnt see this text from the site.
very hot, huge turn on.
Anon @ 3;25 - so true.
Gotta love a man like that!!! He is a total keeper!!!!
Omfg amaaaaaaazing!!! I want that haba rofl!
Hahaha my best guy friend just promised me he would do this to a girl sometime. Your husband to be is inspiring men everywhere :) I thought this was hilarious!!
Shit - that's how I was with my girl - and five years later she breaks my heart.....I loved her and wanted to marry her!\n\nDaam life sucks :) \n\nGuruJiM@ymail.com
Wish life was this easy fuck a girl tell them u love them then your set for life
yeah, I would be in love if that happened to me. TOTALLY JEALOUS!
People say a lot of shit they don't mean during sex