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  • it's the little cute things like this that make girls happy, 98% of guys are too stupid to realize this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:13pm
  • you can't marry your pimp

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:52pm
  • mmm, getting your ass slapped is so hot...too bad so many guys are too freaked out to get a little rough

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:16am
  • aw thats friggin adorable!! Never let that man go, definantly a keeper. Tip-of-the-day for guys: girls like being used and "abused" in bed. Take it beyond the bedroom you're gonna get decked.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:34pm
  • Men... just take charge and don't be afraid of us... thats what we like... if you want to know what turns us on... its confidence.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:30pm
  • 3:09 doctors, lawayers, dealers even srtippers on my team, and i never show favoritism everyone get treated the same

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:12pm
  • Sounds like he is taken now...damn the luck

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 11:38am
  • He only means the "I love you" if he'll say it during after-sex cuddling, too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 3:25am
  • Hahah my boyfriend would so do this, probay has

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 1, 09 at 5:40pm
  • girls really love kinky shit. i love being a dude! thank you ladies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:58pm
  • That sounds perfect!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 12:38pm
  • I think that is most definitely marriage material

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 9:34pm
  • To all men: the littlest things make a girl happy. If u kno what ur girl likes work with it!

    Submitted by Zathelia on Aug 7, 10 at 11:17pm
  • i'd totally marry this guy too. that's hot.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:36pm
  • LMAO I want this man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 11:43pm
  • Oh so this is how women like to be treated? *Makes a note to self* but then again if that's all it takes to marry the girl then I suppose it makes sense.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:17pm
  • 3:06, you're the man, i wish i could be just like you, but i know this earth could not hold another godly presence such as yourself

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:10pm
  • thats amazing i'd marry him to! so hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:04pm
  • I'd prefer an "I love you" when he really meant it, but hey, that's just me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:37pm
  • I can only hope to find a man like this one day!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:19pm
  • Hah i'd marry him too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:11pm
  • lol, i was cracking up on this!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:40am
  • At least she didn't say "he's a keeper." that's my latest most annoying and irritating and ridiculous phrase on tfln.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:35pm
  • These texts seem so redundant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:59pm
  • Are you still with him?? He is definitely a keeper. A little kinky with a little love makes for a perfect relationship!

    Submitted by DavesGirl on May 31, 10 at 5:59am
  • 9 times out of 10 when a guy says I love you, what he really means is I love this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 7:12pm
  • That us awesome I want a man like that !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 4:13am
  • I think I wanna marry him!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Oh don't stray far from buisiness it ruins the mood

    Submitted by Vund3rV0dk4 on Aug 13, 10 at 1:59am
  • Lots of texts like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:18pm
  • its not love until he skullfucks you. that is thee best!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:17pm
  • That is awesome, I would love my BF did that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:14pm
  • you are obviously very high-class?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:00pm
  • Uhhh, TOTALLY marriage material... If you ever dump this guy, send him my way!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:31pm
  • I need a girl like this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:54pm
  • Fick yeah!!!... My bf did the same!!! LMAO

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 3:22am
  • ....Good man, i respect ur decision and wish the best 4 ur new boyfriend

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 6:45am
  • I love you he says out loud while (mentally calling her a whore) now back to buisness excellent......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:57am
  • Alright, now back to business, bitches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:07pm
  • I did this. It was awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 9:37am
  • its all part of the plan....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:00pm
  • 1216 lets fuck

    Submitted by hawkeyes8 on Jun 5, 10 at 7:25pm
  • Love it!!

    Submitted by ashnfish52509 on May 26, 10 at 8:19am
  • hahaha i love it! jealous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:52pm
  • That's my kind of man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 9:29pm
  • Sounds like my boyfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 15, 09 at 3:31am
  • haha... shes going to be on you like pb on j..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:05pm
  • @2:53 because he loves all of his hos equally and can't show favoritism

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:09pm
  • Man, why are the good ones always taken?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 2:18pm
  • cause they're scripted

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Haha awesome. Marriage material though, really?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:51pm
  • Figures the guys from NY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 9, 09 at 9:16pm
  • I would want to marry him too!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:39pm
  • That is so sweet :) I don't know why people are hating on this one: if he says it outside of sex too, this is love people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 2:02pm
  • Honey, pimps don't fall in love.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:02pm
  • ummm 9:28 that's sooo jaded....... way to be a downer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 7:13pm
  • i want a guy like that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:56pm
  • hahahahaha!!!!!!! 2:52!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:53pm
  • He's a keeper

    Submitted by bungholio22 on Jul 5, 10 at 12:04am
  • he is deff marriage material. I LOVE IT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:44pm
  • TEACH ME O MASTER OF TIMING

    Submitted by smashbro247 on Apr 6, 11 at 3:04pm
  • light and shade.. light and shade... it's all in the contrast guys

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:19pm
  • psh, meaningless? It's only meaningless if during sex is the ONLY time he'll say it. As far as back to business, too funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:50am
  • that's great. my boyfriend does this on a regular basis.

    Submitted by wittaj09 on Apr 30, 10 at 7:28pm
  • This sounds like my boyfriend, except he normally waits until after-sex cuddling to tell me he loves me. I'm a very lucky girl.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 28, 12 at 5:26pm
  • that guy is my idol

    Submitted by brennan40 on Jul 18, 10 at 9:31pm
  • Who wouldn't marry him? Not everything said during sex is meaningless

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 3:40am
  • damn, i love getting my ass slapped. that's super hot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 7:00pm
  • 11:05 - I don't mind getting rough, but I also will stop if they ask..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:53am
  • My man really does that kinda stuff. :] it's hot. I will marry him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:57am
  • fuckin ridicilous clearly he didnt meant it when he said he loves you........nobody means it during sex it'sjust that you feel so good that you think you love the person afterwards its like fuck what did i just say

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:27pm
  • how bout a lil face slapping?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:47am
  • I would marry him too. hell yeah.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:52am
  • 309- pimps dont love their hoz.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:37pm
  • That's awesome! It's these things tht make girls happy

    Submitted by LindsayF on May 7, 12 at 2:39pm
  • yeah this sounds like a guy i know too...sweet but fun : )

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:46pm
  • totally like my bf...awesome...love it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:45pm
  • So a ton of chicks decided to start pouring out relationship advice on here. cute

    Submitted by icametodance on Jun 1, 10 at 2:00am
  • I want a guy like that for sure.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 7:23pm
  • awesome in every way..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:02pm
  • Why does 90% of the "texts" follow the same template? "During sex he said/did ______. Then he said/did _____. I'm gonna marry him."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 2:56pm
  • new post on ijustwanttotellyou.c0m!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:00pm
  • i find it incredibly romantic. and sexy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:10pm
  • @9:37 I'd prefer to be doing the ass slapping but hey thats just me...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:31am
  • Ohhh so true 5:13!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 5:20pm
  • i am sick of all the same texts

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:20pm
  • does he have a brother

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:16pm
  • That is awsome!! im jelouse toooo!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 8:21pm
  • That's a good night...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:07pm
  • this text is from a boy...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:25pm
  • It's a metaphor if it starts out oh shit oh fuck I love you it's cause your sexing him and he is trying to be respectful instead of calling you ho slut you get the idea.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 8:21pm
  • I tried this once but she wasn't down with it...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 6:47pm
  • thats not love. at all

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 7, 10 at 3:27am
  • Know your role bitch!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:38pm
  • Wanna have sex baby?

    Submitted by xToxic on Dec 29, 11 at 2:24am
  • I'm in 516, any of those guys around here too? Make my life easier haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 30, 09 at 6:14am
  • every guy should be like this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 12:02am
  • Warning: marry him and cute shit during sex like that will dry up. Trust me - fuck the same guy for 8 years and you learn all his moves. Then it gets routine, then it's like "why bother", then you're both bitter about it, then he's fucking a brainless slut barely old enough to piss on her own and using all those moves you thought were "cute" on her. Sorry. Had to rant. Something in this text spoke to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 20, 09 at 9:28pm
  • This is just like Ferris Bueller's Day Off, if I remember correctly.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:36pm
  • that turns me on so much!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:17pm
  • haha 3:06... we are all so lucky :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:10pm
  • Hey 6:14 - I'm in 516.. I'll slam the vag but won't say I love you lolol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 1:13pm
  • AHAHHA this is something i would experience

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 5:24pm
  • That's funny. And interestingly cute, haha

    Submitted by kiwiQ001 on Jun 17, 11 at 3:48pm
  • yes 7:34, just yes. def true!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:58pm
  • thankyou , i'm a mormon, so you can all marry me, happily ever after...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:06pm
  • Definitely marry him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 29, 09 at 12:51am
  • turn on!

    Submitted by Pluto on Mar 13, 10 at 7:51pm
  • that's pretty amazing, no lie. he took the time to remind u and then hopefully sent u to the moon immediately after lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 4:03pm
  • This is just fucking great I hope this really happened cuz now I need to find a guy like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Haha I marry him too!! What's perfect man:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:41pm
  • Yesss

    Submitted by NSeman on May 31, 11 at 8:06pm
  • i wouldnt say this is a good night... its a GREAT night! bahaha

    Submitted by jenny55 on Apr 29, 10 at 3:30am
  • yay for physical violence. why do dudes think we like this pain anyway? when they don't stop after i ask them...they usually get the hint when i smack their sack during my awesome blowjobs. hahaha. assholes (:D what's the matter, it's only a little smack. hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 11:05pm
  • lmao. The first time me and my boyfriend had sex, we weren't dating yet, and he kept saying he loved me during it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:58pm
  • i dont last long enough to get to the point where i say i love you....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:20pm
  • piss on all you mean people who are saying "oh he probably didn't mean it, he just said it cause sex feels good." ok, that could be true if they were just f buddies, but who said the guy didn't mean it!?!?! the guy the OP is referring to could be her boyfriend, douches.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:25am
  • this text is funny and a turn on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:32pm
  • This is so me and my boyfriend!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 10:32pm
  • very hot, huge turn on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:56pm
  • Anon @ 3;25 - so true.

    Submitted by _bbycakes on Jun 7, 10 at 6:50pm
  • I like to masturbte to nick hexum in 311 music videos.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:29pm
  • Gotta love a man like that!!! He is a total keeper!!!!

    Submitted by crackerjap on Nov 25, 10 at 7:55pm
  • lucky girl. i'm jealous.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 9:13pm
  • wtf is wrong with homosexuals saying all the texts are from guys talking about guys? really...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:52pm
  • im gonna do this. hopefully she doesnt see this text from the site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 4:03pm
  • Hahaha my best guy friend just promised me he would do this to a girl sometime. Your husband to be is inspiring men everywhere :) I thought this was hilarious!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 3:37am
  • Shit - that's how I was with my girl - and five years later she breaks my heart.....I loved her and wanted to marry her!\n\nDaam life sucks :) \n\nGuruJiM@ymail.com

    Submitted by GuruJiM on Mar 25, 11 at 11:12am
  • Omfg amaaaaaaazing!!! I want that haba rofl!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 1, 10 at 8:15pm
  • yeah, I would be in love if that happened to me. TOTALLY JEALOUS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:20pm
  • Wish life was this easy fuck a girl tell them u love them then your set for life

    Submitted by scorn on Apr 14, 11 at 2:50am
  • People say a lot of shit they don't mean during sex

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 6:26pm
  • Lmfaoooo

    Submitted by BrOOkLyNsFinEsT on Aug 30, 10 at 6:03pm
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