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    Submitted by haliganbar on Jan 28, 12 at 7:54pm
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    They all dream about the big ones and complain about the little ones, until they actually get a big one. Then they complain they're too sore from the big ones. Just be happy with what you get, and teach the owner how best to please you with it.

  • 74 49
    Submitted by SullyUnit on Jan 28, 12 at 2:26pm
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    That's called herpes. Get it checked, grrl.

  • 46 32
    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Jan 28, 12 at 10:27pm
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    pauly d voice- "big dick problems!"

  • 40 31
    Submitted by mattmac91 on Jan 28, 12 at 4:48pm
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    Big dick, big problems

  • 47 46
    Submitted by Bubula on Jan 28, 12 at 9:50pm
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    those arent calluses honey!

  • 42 48
    Submitted by woopigsooie on Jan 28, 12 at 4:14pm
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    sorry bout that.

  • 31 33
    Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jan 30, 12 at 3:32pm
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    you have been reamed out. Its a new size now hope you stay with the big guy or there are gunna be some disappointed fellas

  • 31 33
    Submitted by Clockwork on Jan 29, 12 at 1:55pm
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    Prolly feels like you're screwing a pot hole. Lol