Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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I hope this is fake.
good luck w life after they take away yer medical license
Better run a STD blood panel first.
Damn.... Guess this makes up for shitty patient who puke or anything grossly negative like that
Wait till you have HIV, imagine how bad you'll feel then.
You start that now, it only gets worst.
LIGHTBULB! So if you gave her your number and told her when your shift is over... That sounds like you already gave it to her and are meeting up to collect.. But that's just me. Unless you're planning on leaving work with a syringe full of M juice when you're done...? Hope you brought se for yourself too
Do you have to give it to her first or does she have to fuck your brains out and then you give it to her? Cuz that makes a difference. Cuz chicks on morphine aren't very active in the sack. And how hot is this girl?
Depends on whether you have her the morphine, duh!
Wow the legal shit storm you are going to have when you get caught.
There is a question mark at the end...
Yes, but I'd do the same thing.