You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
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If she doesn't mind you coughing up phlegm all over her while you go at it, give her what she wants.
Wow... That girl is awesome
Take it doggy style so you won't have him in your face
Calling this guy a pussy would be a compliment.
If a lady asks to dance you must oblige. Damn yankee needs to get on the same level as us Southerners.
Another text where the woman has the balls
Stay classy Jersey.
you my dear are awesome. I'll be right over
i hear that all the time from my stalker\n\nhttp://textsfrommystalker.blogspot.com/
i hear that all the time from my stalker\nhttp://textsfrommystalker.blogspot.com/
Fuck that bitch
Ehh naw I'll pass. No phenumoia for me
U go girl