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  • 72 33
    Submitted by Pein on Jun 4, 14 at 11:02am

    why the fuck do you people say rando? is it so hard to throw that extra "m" in there? this fucking generation, I swear. giving us a bad name.

  • 45 33
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jun 4, 14 at 7:09am

    Is this the Asian?

  • 42 32
    Submitted by NikkiVixxen on Jun 4, 14 at 11:05am

    I'm glad for that last comment BC I was trying to figure out what the hell a rando was.

  • 41 32
    Submitted by shitbat78 on Jun 4, 14 at 1:47pm

    With friends like these...

  • 37 31
    Submitted by Axel5238 on Jun 4, 14 at 1:37pm

    Good friend, maybe the person will stop sleeping with people they don't know and maybe use a condom. IF not ah well being stupid has it's prices.

  • 30 25
    Submitted by crross on Jun 7, 14 at 9:35pm

    How many weeks until the fetus can bitch slap her uterus?

  • 31 30
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 5, 14 at 2:46am

    I have a single mom friend. To this day, she has no idea who her child's father is at age six.

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    Submitted by badasschick16 on Jun 11, 14 at 4:24am

    God I hope this post is from his ex...because that would make it even more hilarious.

  • 29 38
    Submitted by g2x on Jun 5, 14 at 5:28am

    I think there is some confusion between the two points of time a) getting someone pregnant and b) a baby being born. It is now 13 weeks after the sex, and i believe, a baby can only grimace 14 weeks after the _birth_!

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    Submitted by killemall on Jun 4, 14 at 11:12am

    OMG what a horrible awful friend that is!