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  • why the fuck do you people say rando? is it so hard to throw that extra "m" in there? this fucking generation, I swear. giving us a bad name.

    Submitted by Pein on Jun 4, 14 at 11:02am
  • With friends like these...

    Submitted by shitbat78 on Jun 4, 14 at 1:47pm
  • Is this the Asian?

    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Jun 4, 14 at 7:09am
  • Good friend, maybe the person will stop sleeping with people they don't know and maybe use a condom. IF not ah well being stupid has it's prices.

    Submitted by Axel5238 on Jun 4, 14 at 1:37pm
  • I think there is some confusion between the two points of time a) getting someone pregnant and b) a baby being born. It is now 13 weeks after the sex, and i believe, a baby can only grimace 14 weeks after the _birth_!

    Submitted by g2x on Jun 5, 14 at 5:28am
  • God I hope this post is from his ex...because that would make it even more hilarious.

    Submitted by badasschick16 on Jun 11, 14 at 4:24am
  • I have a single mom friend. To this day, she has no idea who her child's father is at age six.

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 5, 14 at 2:46am
  • How many weeks until the fetus can bitch slap her uterus?

    Submitted by crross on Jun 7, 14 at 9:35pm
  • I'm glad for that last comment BC I was trying to figure out what the hell a rando was.

    Submitted by NikkiVixxen on Jun 4, 14 at 11:05am
  • OMG what a horrible awful friend that is!

    Submitted by killemall on Jun 4, 14 at 11:12am