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  • 82 50
    Submitted by mrwowzers on Oct 28, 11 at 10:28am

    Now that is the kind of girlfriend we all want. \nP.S. Hope that heals quickly

  • 68 53
    Submitted by raylealadee on Oct 28, 11 at 12:40pm

    She used to be a undergrad in the nursing program. She understands. Nobody rocks harder than a chick who can treat her own sex/party injuries.

    • 28 50
      Submitted by raylealadee on Oct 28, 11 at 1:21pm

      an undergrad. /typefail

  • 65 52
    Submitted by kyle308 on Oct 28, 11 at 11:07am

    Just let it out. Er nurses are some of the craziest people I know

  • 49 42
    Submitted by Vilexxica on Oct 28, 11 at 5:36pm

    She's probably seen it all before, dear. Don't even fool yourself.

  • 41 31
    Submitted by ThaBusiness on Oct 29, 11 at 3:30pm

    Use your Puss in Boots eyes.

  • 48 45
    Submitted by jwhoafosho on Oct 28, 11 at 4:57pm

    Use the same lookup face that you gave him

  • 40 39
    Submitted by Quake6 on Oct 28, 11 at 1:17pm

    how do you do that is my question. but gotta agree, nurses seem to party harder than most lol

  • 45 53
    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 28, 11 at 10:29am

    rather curious how this happened.

  • 28 22
    Submitted by enitenite on Oct 31, 11 at 8:20am

    I'll make you dislocate your jaw. Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Mercen on Oct 28, 11 at 10:51am

    Be proud! You weren't hurt by drunken bravado or misfortune - an epic story for a bar!

  • 43 53
    Submitted by pokey9145 on Oct 28, 11 at 1:07pm

    Stay classy San Diego:)

  • 40 50
    Submitted by bigtits_85 on Oct 29, 11 at 2:51am

    Don't feel bad. I just got out of the ER two days ago. I rode him so hard the skin got rubbed off my foot, then proceeded to get infected. That's what I get for having sex at Sherwin-Williams....

    • 32 52
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:25pm

      Are your tits really big enough to make it your screen name? Not an insult, I just want to know if you have big tits.

  • 43 58
    Submitted by MTP on Oct 28, 11 at 9:26pm

    Don't feel too bad, LOL... I was in the ER once for what I thought was a hernia but instead I got $350 ER bill for masterbaring too vigoursly.

  • 40 52
    Submitted by MisterMogul on Oct 28, 11 at 1:45pm

    Damn huh? You know you got skills at sucking a mean dick when you start dislocating your own limps in the process of doing in...

  • 32 40
    Submitted by loveforyou on Oct 28, 11 at 10:21am

    True that

  • 40 57
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Oct 28, 11 at 2:39pm

    Make sure you get the pronouns right, or she'll dislocate the other one...

  • 30 43
    Submitted by ejy1989 on Oct 28, 11 at 1:13pm

    just do it. she can probably relate...