I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
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Now that is the kind of girlfriend we all want. \nP.S. Hope that heals quickly
She used to be a undergrad in the nursing program. She understands. Nobody rocks harder than a chick who can treat her own sex/party injuries.
an undergrad. /typefail
Just let it out. Er nurses are some of the craziest people I know
Use your Puss in Boots eyes.
Damn huh? You know you got skills at sucking a mean dick when you start dislocating your own limps in the process of doing in...
Don't feel bad. I just got out of the ER two days ago. I rode him so hard the skin got rubbed off my foot, then proceeded to get infected. That's what I get for having sex at Sherwin-Williams....
Are your tits really big enough to make it your screen name? Not an insult, I just want to know if you have big tits.
She's probably seen it all before, dear. Don't even fool yourself.
how do you do that is my question. but gotta agree, nurses seem to party harder than most lol
Make sure you get the pronouns right, or she'll dislocate the other one...
Use the same lookup face that you gave him
Be proud! You weren't hurt by drunken bravado or misfortune - an epic story for a bar!
I'll make you dislocate your jaw. Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight
Don't feel too bad, LOL... I was in the ER once for what I thought was a hernia but instead I got $350 ER bill for masterbaring too vigoursly.
rather curious how this happened.
just do it. she can probably relate...
Stay classy San Diego:)