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  • Now that is the kind of girlfriend we all want. \nP.S. Hope that heals quickly

    Submitted by mrwowzers on Oct 28, 11 at 10:28am
  • She used to be a undergrad in the nursing program. She understands. Nobody rocks harder than a chick who can treat her own sex/party injuries.

    Submitted by raylealadee on Oct 28, 11 at 12:40pm
  • Just let it out. Er nurses are some of the craziest people I know

    Submitted by kyle308 on Oct 28, 11 at 11:07am
  • Use your Puss in Boots eyes.

    Submitted by ThaBusiness on Oct 29, 11 at 3:30pm
  • Damn huh? You know you got skills at sucking a mean dick when you start dislocating your own limps in the process of doing in...

    Submitted by MisterMogul on Oct 28, 11 at 1:45pm
  • how do you do that is my question. but gotta agree, nurses seem to party harder than most lol

    Submitted by Quake6 on Oct 28, 11 at 1:17pm
  • Don't feel bad. I just got out of the ER two days ago. I rode him so hard the skin got rubbed off my foot, then proceeded to get infected. That's what I get for having sex at Sherwin-Williams....

    Submitted by bigtits_85 on Oct 29, 11 at 2:51am
    • Are your tits really big enough to make it your screen name? Not an insult, I just want to know if you have big tits.

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:25pm
  • Make sure you get the pronouns right, or she'll dislocate the other one...

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Oct 28, 11 at 2:39pm
  • She's probably seen it all before, dear. Don't even fool yourself.

    Submitted by Vilexxica on Oct 28, 11 at 5:36pm
  • Use the same lookup face that you gave him

    Submitted by jwhoafosho on Oct 28, 11 at 4:57pm
  • Be proud! You weren't hurt by drunken bravado or misfortune - an epic story for a bar!

    Submitted by Mercen on Oct 28, 11 at 10:51am
  • I'll make you dislocate your jaw. Nineoneeightsixtwoninefivefivetwoeight

    Submitted by enitenite on Oct 31, 11 at 8:20am
  • Don't feel too bad, LOL... I was in the ER once for what I thought was a hernia but instead I got $350 ER bill for masterbaring too vigoursly.

    Submitted by MTP on Oct 28, 11 at 9:26pm
  • just do it. she can probably relate...

    Submitted by ejy1989 on Oct 28, 11 at 1:13pm
  • rather curious how this happened.

    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 28, 11 at 10:29am
  • True that

    Submitted by loveforyou on Oct 28, 11 at 10:21am
  • Stay classy San Diego:)

    Submitted by pokey9145 on Oct 28, 11 at 1:07pm