is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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Sex is like pizza. Even when its bad it's still good.
incredibly sad... :(
Sex is like pizza. If you're under the impression that when it's bad it's still good, you've either never had it when it's really good or never had it when it's really bad.
You have an entire year to find a good lay...
This is the problem with sleeping with virgins
virgins are drama bombs and you giving them there first orgasm...uuugh the headache
Thats a situation where it is not the people you are fucking fault
Quit dating the metro's and find real men.
so true !
She was probably happy to get birthday sex and orgasm; but the performance was horrible.
That's what happens when ya let Daddy take yer virginity as a birthday present.
you still gotta replace my Marlboro's daddy