If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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1) you made chipotle sound fucking disgusting\n2) those burritos are huge, wtf do you have a Scarlac Pitt between your legs or something?
Now that's thinking outside the bun...
I said burrito, not fish taco.
Hold the mayo.
This sounds messy and gross..
Now the bitch is just asking for a yeast infection. She should put a cucumber in there instead and see if it comes out a pickle...
Is that supposed to be an incentive for them to bring chipoltle?? Who wants to eat a delicious burrito out of a vag?
OK, first, I'm pretty sure this is how a story I heard in 7th grade starts. It ends with you going to the gyno and him finding maggots. Second, those burritos are gigantic. You should not be able to fit one inside you.
Ok. Extra salsa, right?
I will not sully my chipotle with your fish taco.
I'd skip on the salsa. The spiciness might make it burn.
First Thought: But that would ruin the burrito.
Chipotle tastes good. Vagina tastes good. I don't see the problem!!
Doesn't sound that appealing... Burritos shells have to stay somewhat unsoggy.
both of those items will be tainted for life! lmfao
This makes me miss my ex
Jesus funking christ. I thought i was funked up.
Even if you were actually serious about trying this, how the hell would you put a limp burrito in your vag? You'd have to be extremely loose to get it in there without it falling apart. I hope salsa and guacamole gets stuck up in there because you are a moron.
I'd rather hv a dirty Sanchez
That's my kind of girl!
Doesn't it become a fish taco now?
Noooooo this is how you will get maggot vag!!!
That's fucking disgusting. Why would you ruin such deliciousness with your STD infected poonany bitch?
Dont forget to bring chipotway!
That's Maryland for you. 410swag