There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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No, don't. It won't come out, and won't *that* be an embarrassing trip to the emergency room? Anything you put in your butt should have a flared base so it doesn't fall in and get stuck.
my dick is flair based.... just sayin
GOML ... Sounds like the voice of experience
"Being smart" is when you benefit from other peoples' experience.