The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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you go ahead and keep telling yourself that's how that happened
Shakira IS a porno.
There's probably a sprained cock to go along with that
That's what happen when your hips don't lie.
Obviously you are doing it wrong, and stop saying dude.
Obviously she's drunk, dude.
Shakira's in a porno?