The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
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you go ahead and keep telling yourself that's how that happened
Shakira IS a porno.
There's probably a sprained cock to go along with that
Shakira's in a porno?
That's what happen when your hips don't lie.
Obviously you are doing it wrong, and stop saying dude.
Obviously she's drunk, dude.