Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
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Avast, ye best be watchin' yer timber around that chumbucket....
There be a storm on the horizon. Man the poop deck!
So put an inflatable raft on your mattress and call it good.
Ask for a tour of the poop deck.
That old scow's nothin to write home about. She's got her a cracked piston, blown head gasket and desperately needs an oil change... Ye been warned!