Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
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Pow! Right in the kisser
thank god, the whole "knife-weilding, bunny boiler" thing was definitely gonna go felonious...
Does this mean she's punching guys' dicks, or punching guys IN the dick?
put it in her butt
Why do they call you Cock Knocker?
Er, punching guys' dicks, or guys who ARE dicks, that's what I meant.
The arsonist has oddly shaped feet
This just became one of my favorite texts ever , I love the adjective use