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  • My ex had a lisp. I had her use sassafras as a safe word.

    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Dec 3, 13 at 2:23pm
  • Cause penguin sound a lot like "put it in "

    Submitted by hogfish on Dec 3, 13 at 7:41pm
  • Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Is a safe word but by the time you say it.. You have a dick in your azz

    Submitted by svenrod10 on Dec 3, 13 at 2:08pm
  • That's kind if the point, safe words are supposed awkward to the situation.

    Submitted by sunshine26 on Dec 3, 13 at 7:44pm
  • I think you've just chosen awkward animals. I suggest "Weasel!" "Ocelot!" "Ferret!" "Gecko!"

    Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 3, 13 at 12:07pm
  • My ex kept forgetting the safe word, so after a while we just made the safe word "safe-word". :/

    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Dec 8, 13 at 10:03am