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  • 84 76
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Dec 3, 13 at 2:23pm

    My ex had a lisp. I had her use sassafras as a safe word.

  • 82 73
    Submitted by hogfish on Dec 3, 13 at 7:41pm

    Cause penguin sound a lot like "put it in "

  • 78 80
    Submitted by svenrod10 on Dec 3, 13 at 2:08pm

    Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Is a safe word but by the time you say it.. You have a dick in your azz

  • 78 83
    Submitted by sunshine26 on Dec 3, 13 at 7:44pm

    That's kind if the point, safe words are supposed awkward to the situation.

  • 73 78
    Submitted by kin_in_in on Dec 3, 13 at 12:07pm

    I think you've just chosen awkward animals. I suggest "Weasel!" "Ocelot!" "Ferret!" "Gecko!"

  • 62 70
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Dec 8, 13 at 10:03am

    My ex kept forgetting the safe word, so after a while we just made the safe word "safe-word". :/