he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
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How many times did you score?
Pounded it right down the middle
so were you a tight end or s wide receiver
And when they get married and open gifts there'll be a card with a hundred dollars and 'Told you.' written in it.