my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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My freshman algebra teacher did that and the girl that sat next to me actually filled it out and got a job. the next week she failed another test....she raised her hand and said " i dont need another one i already work there!" funniest moment of my life!! funniest part was we were in the honors class so we were expected to be smart!
Complaining about this being unoriginal is so unoriginal.
Hahahahahaha love it!
that's funny, but insulting to people who actually work at mcdonald's... not all at them are stupid or failures at life, some are immigrants or people who had to drop out of school for legitimate reasons.
Or people who are in school and paying their way through. I used to work there but I'm in college...
or people who have a college degree and just can't find a job anywhere else
He or she should switch to welfare paperwork. Or an application for unemployment
Lovely but I'd rather work at walmart!
Sounds like my math teacher.
When someone makes a stupid mistake like not multiplying out a polynomial that Is squared my math teacher has a " math heart attack" ( his term) in which he screams then falls on the floor face up and shakes.
It's atleast not what you get for an A a academic team slip .... Yuk?
Omg this my area code!!! I'm not surpsrised. Ha.
bash.org... So many things I've seen there wind up on here. Still funny though.
bahaha, if I ever became a teacher I'd do the same damn thing!
taken from another site!
Woooow that is so fucked up.
holy shit i want that teacher
haha that's awesome. one of my profs used to say "F is for Fast Food!" reminds me of him. and that was in my psych class.
Brilliant. Should staple then to blacks and mexicant's tests. Yes I said MexiCant's!
Who's you math teacher?
This is from bash no question at all.
That's awesome xD
Don't talk shit bout arizona state bro. That's the party school! Don't hate if u ain't been there
Not bad mine put mcdonald applications....
Yay, more stuff stolen from bash. How original.
Or the same person writing it on here?
i wish this site was original...
At u of o that's what they give you at graduation.
That is GREAT
Sounds like my teacher
That's the funniest thing iv ever herd
That's my kind of teacher lmao
Ouch. That would really hurt my feelings. Haha.
my teacher always started out saying, "i have good news and i have bad news. . . the good news is that mcdonald's is hiring. . .the bad news is that the entire class failed. good luck battling your schoolmates for the job of fry cook."
This is on fml except it's mcdonalds
Would you like fries with that?
I would work at burger king just for the chicken fries :)
That shit is hilarious!! I want that teacher! What a boss.
I think all teachers should do that
That is the funniest shit ever. I might try that as a teacher, but I'd prob get fired the next day
Your math teacher > my math teacher
I agree with 12:30 xxox
CLEVER! I love your teacher.
hahahhahahahhahaaha lmao i would've gotten sooo many of those if i had that teacher. too funny.
Lol I wish my teacher did that
You guys should try bash.org, that's where a shot ton of these quotes originated from.
@ 10:53 you play world of warcraft.
Now that is funny
HAHAHHA that is amazing
1:16 hahahhaahaha attached to a diploma or instead?
I had a teacher do the same thing in HS..but it was McDonald's Applications
Does she get paid for sponsoring BK?
Win. /End of discussion
That's where u should b working u homo:)
I want to go to your school
This is my area code I wanna meet this teacher.....I wonder if he's in Monroe?
Seriously the funniest thing I've ever heard of.
Haha best fucking math teacher ever
That's freaking awesome
College is better because all the girls are legal.
Definitely seen this before.
Not original. Stolen from Bash I believe.
cutting out the middle man.
BadMitch has never failed a test, www.badmitch.com
i'm guessing you're pretty fat?(:
That's the best teacher!
I love this teacher.
My history teacher used to do that..
And my grandpa used to give them to my brother and I on holidays..
Not cool at all. I rarely hear of anyone being laid off in the fast food industry. If your fired it's usually your own fault.
750- it's not just a UofO area code this could be someone from southern Oregon all the way to Corvallis.
Actually, this area code goes all the way past Corvallis to Medford area. It could be someone from all the way to the border of California.
Wow, what a bitch. Why not mcdonalds?!!
Better than working at safeway
That's a true asshole and I love it hahaha
Mine staples mcdonald apps!
your math teacher is my hero
(720): "o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket." XD
to 12.47 and all thsoe who think that math is irrelevant.. maths is the reason why we are able to post or read things on this site as well as why there are mobile phones and even microwaves in your homes(and yes those things all include cosines and sines and tangents and other theorems)! so as you can see it is useful in real life, but you dont even know it..
LOL that's wonderfully rude
Your math teacher kicks ass.
Hahahahaha BEST TEACHER EVER.
Sounds like a great teacher.
My freshman history teacher has a huge dumb ass stamp he will stamp on papers in bright red on certain reports.
Thats super fucked up
Gotta love Oregon State University! Go Beavs!
Dude i have the same area code as you! What school do you go to??
My teacher always asks if you want the same seat next year
1:15 (2) when you're in high school it doesn't matter cause you're the same age. dumb ass.
Lmafo aewsome teacher
its been on bash for years...
That guy is SUCH a badass
this is just a copy of an old joke on funnyjnk, with a picture
one, this teachers kind of a douche. give them a unemployment application or something no need to belittle people who only have the ability to work at a fast food place, there are hardworking people who have no other options past getting an average high school education or don't have money to pursue anything after high school. two, 11:47 why the fuck did you care if the people stayed in your class and failed, how do they effect you.
Aw. How thoughtful....and yet hilarious at the same damn time!
I can't WAIT to do that once i start my teach for america bs...
My science teacher gives Dum Dums do people who fail
if they're immigrants than they can get the fuck out of middle america....texas.
unless your american indian, your family are immigrants too, fool.
Dude... I'm telling my social studies teacher to do that
Aug 25 10 25 fuck off it's supposed to b funny
That is awesome. What a funny teacher!
That's so f'n awesome.
That's an amazing idea. WOW.
Haha. My math teacher puts mcdonds applications on ours.
12:21 (3) its like you're saying that about yourself
My teacher stapled trash coleector apps to our failed tests
next time you pass your test back in with a note that says suck my pussy
Nice!! I would give more respect to this teacher
3:18 its University of Oregon dumb ass. its a 541 area code.
I actually know this teacher! That's what's up!
Don't you need some math to work at Burger King? Gotta know how much more a coke and fries are!
No way, there are stickers for them on the cash register.
lol FAIL! dats a dagger!
Shuv it up her ass when she's not looking!!!!! LMAO!
why is everyone thumbs-downing the fact this was stolen off bash?
is that how they do it in TEXAS now? either that or there should be an age limit to the humor here!!
that's not texas, dipshit.
Your teachers almost as big a douche bag as your moms
She has high hopes for you...she could of stapled mcdonalds
Ding fries are done, ding fries are done...
hey 7:50, it was a question for 1:16. screw off.
This explains why the cashiers at CK never seem to get the right change...
Hahaha he likes getting oepole jobz
...where all of u will have a career in....
I am going to go all out on this one. Bring the applications to the teacher and suggest it until I get a teacher to do it
Bash already did this.
My English III teacher had the saying "Take your F and go in peace" when someone was acting stupid in class. No one did, they stayed 'til the end of the year to get their F, much to the chagrin of people who actually did the work, such as myself.
I got a boner fir your math teacher.
I think this is fake, the same thing was basicly said on fml about a month ago
Someone has a stick up their ass...
omg this is my favorite thing iv ever read
south of philly, the county 911 center hands out mcdonald's applications when training begins, along with "the majority of you will NOT make it through this training class, so we thought we'd save you the trouble". and that is NOT fake, because my husband and several friends have all said the same thing hahahaha.
Hey, if the teacher was worth anything, he/she wouldn't be teaching. Maybe the teacher needs to work there at night to help pay the bills.
High school is good for a developing a general education so you have the potential to work in any area of profession. It still sucks though. College is better. Get to take the classes that will actually help in whatever you want to be.
Best teacher ever
Haa what an awesome teacher!! Algebra and geometry were always my favorite subjects, I had the worst algebra teacher, she never gave anyone individualized attention like this
That is effing amazing
My math teacher would just staple a condom on the test saying don't use these or you will create more of you.
My Jr High geography teacher used to say, in his gravelly voice, to this idiot in our class, "Gabe, why don't you go home and watch Oprah." Every Friday he would wear his country line dancin finest. We are talking boots, levis 501s that looked fresh off the factory line starched and pressed, and a button down shirt that was basically a Texas flag. Gotta love 7th grade!
12:21 (2) Me too.
That's awesome. I literally lol'd in class.
I had the same math teacher
All teachers should think that way; we would have a mkore effective educational system that way.
Stolen or not- awesome!
1:16, are you kidding? that almost sounds believeable...
My English teacher was the same way. If we ever got anything wrong, she'd always say there were lots of job openings at Burger King. And if we only got a C, we could, MAYBE, work at a really nice Burger King.
Hahahahahaha thas hilarious!
Bash stole it from my father's calculus professor, so there. Life is cyclical. Deal with it.
Or, some people that work there are in high school or college trying to earn a little spare cash to spend...
Is his name Mr. Kirchner?
This was on FML a while back
Lmao123987\nI should tell my teacher to do that
I love your math teacher.
Ha! That's jacked! Hahaha
I'm so glad I live in Oregon.
That's some funny shut!!!!!
University of what? Oklahoma? Oregon? Ohio?
sorry i meant people who actually work at burger king* 2:23
Yeah my AP physics teacher also does that and he gives extra credit if you bring in applications or take a picture of someone applying at burger king. He's a douche bag but an awesome one at that
Awwhh shit Lol
Haha that's awesome
My old 5th grade teacher used to tell his class that "in 15 years I'm gonna walk into Burger King, see you flipping burgers and tell you I TOLD YOU SO!". Well it's been over 15 years and I'd love to take him out with my $400 Coach bought from my Accounting paycheck!! What douche bags!!
This was on FML 5 months ago...twice
That's good foresight.
My history teacher would hand you a voters application on your 18th.
THEY CALLED SHENANIGINS ON 3:16!!!!!!
if you're a girl, my English teacher staples a picture of his big fat dick to failed tests. A little extra credit work can really raise that grade
She probably does that cuz shes a fat bitch and wants you to bring her a mcdouble for an A
That's brilliant. My english teacher staples walmart applications
now that's incentive haha
Look if you fail a test transfer to ARIZONA STATE
Mine says we need Jesus.
This is hilarious wow
Haha, love it
What math teachers don't seem to realize is that math really is useless in the real world. Anyone use sin, cos, or tan lately? I didn't think so.
That's where failures work...
I'm proud that this is out of Oregon... So funny!
woooow. perhaps repressed regret from stamping FAIL to his resume.
thats not really original, ive seen it before
Why? Did he run out of WalMart and McDonalds applications?