my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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My freshman algebra teacher did that and the girl that sat next to me actually filled it out and got a job. the next week she failed another test....she raised her hand and said " i dont need another one i already work there!" funniest moment of my life!! funniest part was we were in the honors class so we were expected to be smart!
Complaining about this being unoriginal is so unoriginal.
that's funny, but insulting to people who actually work at mcdonald's... not all at them are stupid or failures at life, some are immigrants or people who had to drop out of school for legitimate reasons.
Or people who are in school and paying their way through. I used to work there but I'm in college...
or people who have a college degree and just can't find a job anywhere else
Hahahahahaha love it!
He or she should switch to welfare paperwork. Or an application for unemployment
When someone makes a stupid mistake like not multiplying out a polynomial that Is squared my math teacher has a " math heart attack" ( his term) in which he screams then falls on the floor face up and shakes.
Lovely but I'd rather work at walmart!
It's atleast not what you get for an A a academic team slip .... Yuk?
Sounds like my math teacher.
Omg this my area code!!! I'm not surpsrised. Ha.
bahaha, if I ever became a teacher I'd do the same damn thing!
holy shit i want that teacher
taken from another site!
bash.org... So many things I've seen there wind up on here. Still funny though.
Woooow that is so fucked up.
Brilliant. Should staple then to blacks and mexicant's tests. Yes I said MexiCant's!
Not bad mine put mcdonald applications....
haha that's awesome. one of my profs used to say "F is for Fast Food!" reminds me of him. and that was in my psych class.
At u of o that's what they give you at graduation.
That's awesome xD
Don't talk shit bout arizona state bro. That's the party school! Don't hate if u ain't been there
This is from bash no question at all.
i wish this site was original...
Who's you math teacher?
I think all teachers should do that
Yay, more stuff stolen from bash. How original.
Or the same person writing it on here?
That shit is hilarious!! I want that teacher! What a boss.
That is GREAT
This is on fml except it's mcdonalds
Sounds like my teacher
That's the funniest thing iv ever herd
That's my kind of teacher lmao
Ouch. That would really hurt my feelings. Haha.
I agree with 12:30 xxox
Your math teacher > my math teacher
HAHAHHA that is amazing
my teacher always started out saying, "i have good news and i have bad news. . . the good news is that mcdonald's is hiring. . .the bad news is that the entire class failed. good luck battling your schoolmates for the job of fry cook."
I would work at burger king just for the chicken fries :)
Would you like fries with that?
CLEVER! I love your teacher.
1:16 hahahhaahaha attached to a diploma or instead?
Lol I wish my teacher did that
Win. /End of discussion
I had a teacher do the same thing in HS..but it was McDonald's Applications
@ 10:53 you play world of warcraft.
College is better because all the girls are legal.
This is my area code I wanna meet this teacher.....I wonder if he's in Monroe?
That is the funniest shit ever. I might try that as a teacher, but I'd prob get fired the next day
hahahhahahahhahaaha lmao i would've gotten sooo many of those if i had that teacher. too funny.
Now that is funny
That's where u should b working u homo:)
Seriously the funniest thing I've ever heard of.
Not original. Stolen from Bash I believe.
Better than working at safeway
Your math teacher kicks ass.
You guys should try bash.org, that's where a shot ton of these quotes originated from.
Hahahahaha BEST TEACHER EVER.
I want to go to your school
I love this teacher.
750- it's not just a UofO area code this could be someone from southern Oregon all the way to Corvallis.
Actually, this area code goes all the way past Corvallis to Medford area. It could be someone from all the way to the border of California.
cutting out the middle man.
Does she get paid for sponsoring BK?
BadMitch has never failed a test, www.badmitch.com
Haha best fucking math teacher ever
My history teacher used to do that..
And my grandpa used to give them to my brother and I on holidays..
Not cool at all. I rarely hear of anyone being laid off in the fast food industry. If your fired it's usually your own fault.
That's freaking awesome
That's the best teacher!
i'm guessing you're pretty fat?(:
Wow, what a bitch. Why not mcdonalds?!!
Definitely seen this before.
Gotta love Oregon State University! Go Beavs!
Mine staples mcdonald apps!
its been on bash for years...
your math teacher is my hero
That's a true asshole and I love it hahaha
Dude i have the same area code as you! What school do you go to??
Thats super fucked up
My freshman history teacher has a huge dumb ass stamp he will stamp on papers in bright red on certain reports.
(720): "o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket." XD
My teacher always asks if you want the same seat next year
to 12.47 and all thsoe who think that math is irrelevant.. maths is the reason why we are able to post or read things on this site as well as why there are mobile phones and even microwaves in your homes(and yes those things all include cosines and sines and tangents and other theorems)! so as you can see it is useful in real life, but you dont even know it..
My science teacher gives Dum Dums do people who fail
Dude... I'm telling my social studies teacher to do that
Haha. My math teacher puts mcdonds applications on ours.
Aw. How thoughtful....and yet hilarious at the same damn time!
That guy is SUCH a badass
LOL that's wonderfully rude
if they're immigrants than they can get the fuck out of middle america....texas.
unless your american indian, your family are immigrants too, fool.
1:15 (2) when you're in high school it doesn't matter cause you're the same age. dumb ass.
Lmafo aewsome teacher
Sounds like a great teacher.
Aug 25 10 25 fuck off it's supposed to b funny
this is just a copy of an old joke on funnyjnk, with a picture
That's so f'n awesome.
one, this teachers kind of a douche. give them a unemployment application or something no need to belittle people who only have the ability to work at a fast food place, there are hardworking people who have no other options past getting an average high school education or don't have money to pursue anything after high school. two, 11:47 why the fuck did you care if the people stayed in your class and failed, how do they effect you.
12:21 (3) its like you're saying that about yourself
That is awesome. What a funny teacher!
Nice!! I would give more respect to this teacher
lol FAIL! dats a dagger!
That's an amazing idea. WOW.
She has high hopes for you...she could of stapled mcdonalds
My teacher stapled trash coleector apps to our failed tests
I can't WAIT to do that once i start my teach for america bs...
next time you pass your test back in with a note that says suck my pussy
Shuv it up her ass when she's not looking!!!!! LMAO!
...where all of u will have a career in....
I actually know this teacher! That's what's up!
Ding fries are done, ding fries are done...
3:18 its University of Oregon dumb ass. its a 541 area code.
Don't you need some math to work at Burger King? Gotta know how much more a coke and fries are!
No way, there are stickers for them on the cash register.
Your teachers almost as big a douche bag as your moms
I got a boner fir your math teacher.
hey 7:50, it was a question for 1:16. screw off.
is that how they do it in TEXAS now? either that or there should be an age limit to the humor here!!
that's not texas, dipshit.
This explains why the cashiers at CK never seem to get the right change...
I am going to go all out on this one. Bring the applications to the teacher and suggest it until I get a teacher to do it
High school is good for a developing a general education so you have the potential to work in any area of profession. It still sucks though. College is better. Get to take the classes that will actually help in whatever you want to be.
Hahaha he likes getting oepole jobz
Bash already did this.
Someone has a stick up their ass...
I think this is fake, the same thing was basicly said on fml about a month ago
Best teacher ever
why is everyone thumbs-downing the fact this was stolen off bash?
south of philly, the county 911 center hands out mcdonald's applications when training begins, along with "the majority of you will NOT make it through this training class, so we thought we'd save you the trouble". and that is NOT fake, because my husband and several friends have all said the same thing hahahaha.
omg this is my favorite thing iv ever read
I had the same math teacher
My English III teacher had the saying "Take your F and go in peace" when someone was acting stupid in class. No one did, they stayed 'til the end of the year to get their F, much to the chagrin of people who actually did the work, such as myself.
Hey, if the teacher was worth anything, he/she wouldn't be teaching. Maybe the teacher needs to work there at night to help pay the bills.
Haa what an awesome teacher!! Algebra and geometry were always my favorite subjects, I had the worst algebra teacher, she never gave anyone individualized attention like this
My English teacher was the same way. If we ever got anything wrong, she'd always say there were lots of job openings at Burger King. And if we only got a C, we could, MAYBE, work at a really nice Burger King.
Bash stole it from my father's calculus professor, so there. Life is cyclical. Deal with it.
I love your math teacher.
That is effing amazing
All teachers should think that way; we would have a mkore effective educational system that way.
That's some funny shut!!!!!
Stolen or not- awesome!
12:21 (2) Me too.
That's awesome. I literally lol'd in class.
My math teacher would just staple a condom on the test saying don't use these or you will create more of you.
Or, some people that work there are in high school or college trying to earn a little spare cash to spend...
Hahahahahaha thas hilarious!
Lmao123987\nI should tell my teacher to do that
Haha that's awesome
I'm so glad I live in Oregon.
This was on FML a while back
sorry i meant people who actually work at burger king* 2:23
1:16, are you kidding? that almost sounds believeable...
Is his name Mr. Kirchner?
Awwhh shit Lol
Ha! That's jacked! Hahaha
My Jr High geography teacher used to say, in his gravelly voice, to this idiot in our class, "Gabe, why don't you go home and watch Oprah." Every Friday he would wear his country line dancin finest. We are talking boots, levis 501s that looked fresh off the factory line starched and pressed, and a button down shirt that was basically a Texas flag. Gotta love 7th grade!
University of what? Oklahoma? Oregon? Ohio?
My old 5th grade teacher used to tell his class that "in 15 years I'm gonna walk into Burger King, see you flipping burgers and tell you I TOLD YOU SO!". Well it's been over 15 years and I'd love to take him out with my $400 Coach bought from my Accounting paycheck!! What douche bags!!
Yeah my AP physics teacher also does that and he gives extra credit if you bring in applications or take a picture of someone applying at burger king. He's a douche bag but an awesome one at that
if you're a girl, my English teacher staples a picture of his big fat dick to failed tests. A little extra credit work can really raise that grade
That's good foresight.
My history teacher would hand you a voters application on your 18th.
This was on FML 5 months ago...twice
Mine says we need Jesus.
now that's incentive haha
That's brilliant. My english teacher staples walmart applications
Look if you fail a test transfer to ARIZONA STATE
Haha, love it
THEY CALLED SHENANIGINS ON 3:16!!!!!!
She probably does that cuz shes a fat bitch and wants you to bring her a mcdouble for an A
This is hilarious wow
That's where failures work...
What math teachers don't seem to realize is that math really is useless in the real world. Anyone use sin, cos, or tan lately? I didn't think so.
I'm proud that this is out of Oregon... So funny!
woooow. perhaps repressed regret from stamping FAIL to his resume.
thats not really original, ive seen it before
Why? Did he run out of WalMart and McDonalds applications?