my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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My freshman algebra teacher did that and the girl that sat next to me actually filled it out and got a job. the next week she failed another test....she raised her hand and said " i dont need another one i already work there!" funniest moment of my life!! funniest part was we were in the honors class so we were expected to be smart!
Complaining about this being unoriginal is so unoriginal.
that's funny, but insulting to people who actually work at mcdonald's... not all at them are stupid or failures at life, some are immigrants or people who had to drop out of school for legitimate reasons.
Or people who are in school and paying their way through. I used to work there but I'm in college...
or people who have a college degree and just can't find a job anywhere else
He or she should switch to welfare paperwork. Or an application for unemployment
Hahahahahaha love it!
It's atleast not what you get for an A a academic team slip .... Yuk?
When someone makes a stupid mistake like not multiplying out a polynomial that Is squared my math teacher has a " math heart attack" ( his term) in which he screams then falls on the floor face up and shakes.
Lovely but I'd rather work at walmart!
Sounds like my math teacher.
Omg this my area code!!! I'm not surpsrised. Ha.
bahaha, if I ever became a teacher I'd do the same damn thing!
holy shit i want that teacher
taken from another site!
Not bad mine put mcdonald applications....
Woooow that is so fucked up.
bash.org... So many things I've seen there wind up on here. Still funny though.
Brilliant. Should staple then to blacks and mexicant's tests. Yes I said MexiCant's!
That's awesome xD
Don't talk shit bout arizona state bro. That's the party school! Don't hate if u ain't been there
haha that's awesome. one of my profs used to say "F is for Fast Food!" reminds me of him. and that was in my psych class.
That shit is hilarious!! I want that teacher! What a boss.
Yay, more stuff stolen from bash. How original.
Or the same person writing it on here?
i wish this site was original...
At u of o that's what they give you at graduation.
Who's you math teacher?
This is from bash no question at all.
That's my kind of teacher lmao
This is on fml except it's mcdonalds
I agree with 12:30 xxox
my teacher always started out saying, "i have good news and i have bad news. . . the good news is that mcdonald's is hiring. . .the bad news is that the entire class failed. good luck battling your schoolmates for the job of fry cook."
I think all teachers should do that
That is GREAT
Your math teacher > my math teacher
Ouch. That would really hurt my feelings. Haha.
That's the funniest thing iv ever herd
Sounds like my teacher
That's where u should b working u homo:)
HAHAHHA that is amazing
Lol I wish my teacher did that
1:16 hahahhaahaha attached to a diploma or instead?
I had a teacher do the same thing in HS..but it was McDonald's Applications
@ 10:53 you play world of warcraft.
Win. /End of discussion
I would work at burger king just for the chicken fries :)
CLEVER! I love your teacher.
This is my area code I wanna meet this teacher.....I wonder if he's in Monroe?
Would you like fries with that?
That is the funniest shit ever. I might try that as a teacher, but I'd prob get fired the next day
Better than working at safeway
Now that is funny
Your math teacher kicks ass.
Seriously the funniest thing I've ever heard of.
hahahhahahahhahaaha lmao i would've gotten sooo many of those if i had that teacher. too funny.
Does she get paid for sponsoring BK?
College is better because all the girls are legal.
Hahahahaha BEST TEACHER EVER.
I love this teacher.
That's the best teacher!
I want to go to your school
You guys should try bash.org, that's where a shot ton of these quotes originated from.
Not original. Stolen from Bash I believe.
cutting out the middle man.
BadMitch has never failed a test, www.badmitch.com
i'm guessing you're pretty fat?(:
My history teacher used to do that..
And my grandpa used to give them to my brother and I on holidays..
Gotta love Oregon State University! Go Beavs!
Not cool at all. I rarely hear of anyone being laid off in the fast food industry. If your fired it's usually your own fault.
That's a true asshole and I love it hahaha
your math teacher is my hero
Haha best fucking math teacher ever
its been on bash for years...
My freshman history teacher has a huge dumb ass stamp he will stamp on papers in bright red on certain reports.
That's freaking awesome
Mine staples mcdonald apps!
Wow, what a bitch. Why not mcdonalds?!!
My teacher always asks if you want the same seat next year
Thats super fucked up
Dude... I'm telling my social studies teacher to do that
Dude i have the same area code as you! What school do you go to??
to 12.47 and all thsoe who think that math is irrelevant.. maths is the reason why we are able to post or read things on this site as well as why there are mobile phones and even microwaves in your homes(and yes those things all include cosines and sines and tangents and other theorems)! so as you can see it is useful in real life, but you dont even know it..
Haha. My math teacher puts mcdonds applications on ours.
(720): "o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket." XD
That guy is SUCH a badass
750- it's not just a UofO area code this could be someone from southern Oregon all the way to Corvallis.
Actually, this area code goes all the way past Corvallis to Medford area. It could be someone from all the way to the border of California.
My science teacher gives Dum Dums do people who fail
this is just a copy of an old joke on funnyjnk, with a picture
if they're immigrants than they can get the fuck out of middle america....texas.
unless your american indian, your family are immigrants too, fool.
12:21 (3) its like you're saying that about yourself
That's so f'n awesome.
Lmafo aewsome teacher
Sounds like a great teacher.
1:15 (2) when you're in high school it doesn't matter cause you're the same age. dumb ass.
Definitely seen this before.
Aw. How thoughtful....and yet hilarious at the same damn time!
one, this teachers kind of a douche. give them a unemployment application or something no need to belittle people who only have the ability to work at a fast food place, there are hardworking people who have no other options past getting an average high school education or don't have money to pursue anything after high school. two, 11:47 why the fuck did you care if the people stayed in your class and failed, how do they effect you.
next time you pass your test back in with a note that says suck my pussy
Aug 25 10 25 fuck off it's supposed to b funny
That is awesome. What a funny teacher!
I can't WAIT to do that once i start my teach for america bs...
LOL that's wonderfully rude
She has high hopes for you...she could of stapled mcdonalds
lol FAIL! dats a dagger!
Nice!! I would give more respect to this teacher
Shuv it up her ass when she's not looking!!!!! LMAO!
Ding fries are done, ding fries are done...
3:18 its University of Oregon dumb ass. its a 541 area code.
...where all of u will have a career in....
My teacher stapled trash coleector apps to our failed tests
Best teacher ever
I actually know this teacher! That's what's up!
I got a boner fir your math teacher.
Your teachers almost as big a douche bag as your moms
I think this is fake, the same thing was basicly said on fml about a month ago
hey 7:50, it was a question for 1:16. screw off.
Don't you need some math to work at Burger King? Gotta know how much more a coke and fries are!
No way, there are stickers for them on the cash register.
I am going to go all out on this one. Bring the applications to the teacher and suggest it until I get a teacher to do it
Hahaha he likes getting oepole jobz
Bash already did this.
High school is good for a developing a general education so you have the potential to work in any area of profession. It still sucks though. College is better. Get to take the classes that will actually help in whatever you want to be.
This explains why the cashiers at CK never seem to get the right change...
Someone has a stick up their ass...
I had the same math teacher
My English III teacher had the saying "Take your F and go in peace" when someone was acting stupid in class. No one did, they stayed 'til the end of the year to get their F, much to the chagrin of people who actually did the work, such as myself.
south of philly, the county 911 center hands out mcdonald's applications when training begins, along with "the majority of you will NOT make it through this training class, so we thought we'd save you the trouble". and that is NOT fake, because my husband and several friends have all said the same thing hahahaha.
Haa what an awesome teacher!! Algebra and geometry were always my favorite subjects, I had the worst algebra teacher, she never gave anyone individualized attention like this
Hey, if the teacher was worth anything, he/she wouldn't be teaching. Maybe the teacher needs to work there at night to help pay the bills.
why is everyone thumbs-downing the fact this was stolen off bash?
is that how they do it in TEXAS now? either that or there should be an age limit to the humor here!!
that's not texas, dipshit.
That is effing amazing
My English teacher was the same way. If we ever got anything wrong, she'd always say there were lots of job openings at Burger King. And if we only got a C, we could, MAYBE, work at a really nice Burger King.
omg this is my favorite thing iv ever read
I love your math teacher.
Bash stole it from my father's calculus professor, so there. Life is cyclical. Deal with it.
12:21 (2) Me too.
That's awesome. I literally lol'd in class.
That's an amazing idea. WOW.
All teachers should think that way; we would have a mkore effective educational system that way.
Lmao123987\nI should tell my teacher to do that
That's some funny shut!!!!!
Hahahahahaha thas hilarious!
My math teacher would just staple a condom on the test saying don't use these or you will create more of you.
Stolen or not- awesome!
Haha that's awesome
1:16, are you kidding? that almost sounds believeable...
Or, some people that work there are in high school or college trying to earn a little spare cash to spend...
Is his name Mr. Kirchner?
This was on FML a while back
Awwhh shit Lol
I'm so glad I live in Oregon.
sorry i meant people who actually work at burger king* 2:23
Ha! That's jacked! Hahaha
My old 5th grade teacher used to tell his class that "in 15 years I'm gonna walk into Burger King, see you flipping burgers and tell you I TOLD YOU SO!". Well it's been over 15 years and I'd love to take him out with my $400 Coach bought from my Accounting paycheck!! What douche bags!!
My history teacher would hand you a voters application on your 18th.
Yeah my AP physics teacher also does that and he gives extra credit if you bring in applications or take a picture of someone applying at burger king. He's a douche bag but an awesome one at that
University of what? Oklahoma? Oregon? Ohio?
Mine says we need Jesus.
Look if you fail a test transfer to ARIZONA STATE
if you're a girl, my English teacher staples a picture of his big fat dick to failed tests. A little extra credit work can really raise that grade
That's brilliant. My english teacher staples walmart applications
Haha, love it
That's good foresight.
This was on FML 5 months ago...twice
She probably does that cuz shes a fat bitch and wants you to bring her a mcdouble for an A
now that's incentive haha
My Jr High geography teacher used to say, in his gravelly voice, to this idiot in our class, "Gabe, why don't you go home and watch Oprah." Every Friday he would wear his country line dancin finest. We are talking boots, levis 501s that looked fresh off the factory line starched and pressed, and a button down shirt that was basically a Texas flag. Gotta love 7th grade!
THEY CALLED SHENANIGINS ON 3:16!!!!!!
This is hilarious wow
That's where failures work...
What math teachers don't seem to realize is that math really is useless in the real world. Anyone use sin, cos, or tan lately? I didn't think so.
woooow. perhaps repressed regret from stamping FAIL to his resume.
I'm proud that this is out of Oregon... So funny!
thats not really original, ive seen it before
Why? Did he run out of WalMart and McDonalds applications?