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  • 88 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:54pm

    I went to the one that's closest to my house

  • 76 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:03pm

    Niceeeee!

  • 80 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:32am

    Can somebody burn soviet Russia guy? Or shoot him in the face? Or torture him like these lame comments torture the rest of society.

  • 77 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:09am

    Fuck red robin!!! I want chick-fil-a and their delicious assortment of sauces!!!!!

  • 78 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:44pm

    FTW!!! All I got to say....

  • 75 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 2:54am

    I worked there. Hense our title of the dirty bird lol.

  • 71 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:02pm

    Fucking epic!!!!

  • 63 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 7:58am

    My hump! My hump my hump my hump! My lovely lady lumps. Check it out

  • 67 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:51pm

    Hahaha I'm from the 614 too which red robin dud you go to so I can avoid it? Btw fucking epic!

  • 67 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:43pm

    That's awesome! Something I would do.

  • 70 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:04pm

    First

  • 71 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:35am

    Nothing better than sliding your dick inside of a white girl

  • 67 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:19pm

    Love the south

  • 66 71
    Submitted by nonameyo on Feb 14, 10 at 11:35pm

    11:02 atleast he got some and doesnt try to impress the internet with exaggeration. if your not capable of having a quickie thats unfortunate for you.

  • 68 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:11am

    Fast food fucks rule

  • 66 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:45pm

    Slut.

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 3:51am

    Jessica? I only ask bc my friend just told me a very similar story about her date last night lol

  • 64 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:31am

    Would make for a better morning. 2 thumbs way up.

  • 60 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 23, 10 at 10:39am

    cbus baby!

  • 63 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:32am

    Hahahaha I love this text. I'm obsessed with red robin

  • 68 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 1:34am

    Word

  • 56 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:37am

    U don't hav to undress to hav sex fucktard

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:04pm

    Ba pow

  • 59 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:39pm

    Red robin is a resturant in the USA that specializes in burgers, and endless

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:36am

    I wish I could meet a hot girl that was down for that, trust me I've fucking tried to look for 'em. And 11:02 if ur not capable of a quickie then u sir r missing out on a lot of great sexual opportunities (elevators, traffic, empty office buildings, other peoples pools, beach, girlfriends parents room etc etc (places where it pays to be quick))

  • 63 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:21am

    Nothing wrong with the occasional quickie

  • 70 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:49pm

    I kill Russians

  • 56 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:05pm

    Bet it was damned cold baring your ass in the car

  • 57 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 9:51pm

    Gglxjhjbfhbuhjmlm vko

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:02am

    Not you fat Jesus!

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:06pm

    Red robin. Yuuuuuuuuum

  • 58 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 10:02pm

    Ok even newer life quest make a girl lose her virginity while listening to colt 45 on bubble wrap while she's playing with my dick likenits a lightsaber in the backseat of a car in the red robin parking lot. Red Robin YUMMM The Re-Revenger

  • 60 86
    Submitted by Jean on Feb 15, 10 at 11:47am

    Gosh I wish we had Red Robin in Quebec

  • 55 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:44pm

    Hell yeah!

  • 51 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:30am

    614 bitches!!!!!

  • 60 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:17am

    11:02 it is so totally apparent that you have no sexual experience. It is actually laughable.

  • 48 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:15pm

    We eat the pork and then we burn!!!

  • 54 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 10:17pm

    What is Red Robin? We shoot those w bb guns here in the Dirty South!!!

  • 50 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 11:10am

    For the record 10:17 as someone from the south we have reb robins there and not all of us are uneducated rednecks, you steriotypical twit.

  • 55 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:02pm

    Dude, you walked to the car, got undressed, fucked, re-dressed and back across the parking lot in 15 min? Girlfriend call you "Speedy," or "Mr. Premature?"

  • 46 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:38pm

    Red robin yuuuuuuum

  • 52 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 1:04am

    In Capalistic America we make reservations!

  • 37 67
    Submitted by benny123 on Sep 9, 10 at 5:37pm

    I envy this with a passion not yet known to man

  • 48 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:41am

    soviet sucks dick

  • 36 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 19, 10 at 1:34am

    Omg I work at red robin who woulda thought all. This went on in the parking lot and I had noooooooooo idea that's what happened when we went on a wait haha