We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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Can somebody burn soviet Russia guy? Or shoot him in the face? Or torture him like these lame comments torture the rest of society.
I went to the one that's closest to my house
My hump! My hump my hump my hump! My lovely lady lumps. Check it out
I worked there. Hense our title of the dirty bird lol.
Ok even newer life quest make a girl lose her virginity while listening to colt 45 on bubble wrap while she's playing with my dick likenits a lightsaber in the backseat of a car in the red robin parking lot.
Red Robin YUMMM
Fast food fucks rule
11:02 atleast he got some and doesnt try to impress the internet with exaggeration. if your not capable of having a quickie thats unfortunate for you.
Love the south
Fuck red robin!!! I want chick-fil-a and their delicious assortment of sauces!!!!!
Red robin is a resturant in the USA that specializes in burgers, and endless
FTW!!! All I got to say....
Hahaha I'm from the 614 too which red robin dud you go to so I can avoid it? Btw fucking epic!
Nothing better than sliding your dick inside of a white girl
That's awesome! Something I would do.
I kill Russians
Jessica? I only ask bc my friend just told me a very similar story about her date last night lol
Hahahaha I love this text. I'm obsessed with red robin
I wish I could meet a hot girl that was down for that, trust me I've fucking tried to look for 'em. And 11:02 if ur not capable of a quickie then u sir r missing out on a lot of great sexual opportunities (elevators, traffic, empty office buildings, other peoples pools, beach, girlfriends parents room etc etc (places where it pays to be quick))
For the record 10:17 as someone from the south we have reb robins there and not all of us are uneducated rednecks, you steriotypical twit.
Would make for a better morning. 2 thumbs way up.
Red robin. Yuuuuuuuuum
11:02 it is so totally apparent that you have no sexual experience. It is actually laughable.
Nothing wrong with the occasional quickie
Dude, you walked to the car, got undressed, fucked, re-dressed and back across the parking lot in 15 min? Girlfriend call you "Speedy," or "Mr. Premature?"
Bet it was damned cold baring your ass in the car
What is Red Robin? We shoot those w bb guns here in the Dirty South!!!
Omg I work at red robin who woulda thought all. This went on in the parking lot and I had noooooooooo idea that's what happened when we went on a wait haha
We eat the pork and then we burn!!!
Not you fat Jesus!
Gosh I wish we had Red Robin in Quebec
In Capalistic America we make reservations!
U don't hav to undress to hav sex fucktard
Red robin yuuuuuuum
I envy this with a passion not yet known to man
soviet sucks dick