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  • Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Jan 5, 12 at 1:37pm

    No, yes, and don't worry I'll walk it off.

  • Submitted by aawwsshheett on Jan 5, 12 at 1:28pm

    Like a boss.

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      Submitted by TLS913 on Jan 6, 12 at 2:12am

      UUGGGGHHHH!!

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    Submitted by harleyaria on Jan 5, 12 at 9:23pm

    waivers..never sign anything like that if it's misspelled

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    Submitted by cali_girl_07 on Jan 5, 12 at 1:51pm

    Urgh, please will you come and sleep with me sometime...and I don't mind walking with a limp after 12 hours sleep so happy to sign anything you want me too :)

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      Submitted by GA_Peach on Jan 5, 12 at 3:13pm

      Nunu will be here soon to talk to you.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 3:54pm

      The desperate cry of the "nevagettinany" bird.

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    Submitted by Hedonistic on Jan 5, 12 at 3:31pm

    Challenge accepted!!!

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    Submitted by faqtcolleqtr on Jan 5, 12 at 1:50pm

    Where do I sign?

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    Submitted by sevenohtwo on Jan 5, 12 at 5:03pm

    I'ma need a bag of frozen peas also.

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    Submitted by bandgeek11 on Jan 5, 12 at 5:27pm

    ugh what a cocky asshole!

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 5, 12 at 7:45pm

      I see yer name and I'm reminded of this one time at....

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 6, 12 at 3:03am

    Sign with me baby gurrrr

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    Submitted by ojg15 on Jan 7, 12 at 11:51am

    Do you anticipate her spending the night kicking you in frustration because you can't get it up?

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    Submitted by toriwashere on Jan 7, 12 at 11:10am

    Can I sue when you don't come through? Call me!

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    Submitted by porksword on Jan 5, 12 at 8:46pm

    So OP hasn't had sex yet? Must've masturbated themselves into quite a frenzy! FYI, it doesn't always translate so well.

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    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 22, 12 at 8:17pm

    I thought it meant limp like a limp dick haha.

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    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 4:54am

    Can you survive when I explain how I still had to fake it?