I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
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No, yes, and don't worry I'll walk it off.
waivers..never sign anything like that if it's misspelled
Like a boss.
Urgh, please will you come and sleep with me sometime...and I don't mind walking with a limp after 12 hours sleep so happy to sign anything you want me too :)
Nunu will be here soon to talk to you.
The desperate cry of the "nevagettinany" bird.
ugh what a cocky asshole!
I see yer name and I'm reminded of this one time at....
Where do I sign?
Sign with me baby gurrrr
I'ma need a bag of frozen peas also.
Do you anticipate her spending the night kicking you in frustration because you can't get it up?
Can I sue when you don't come through? Call me!
I thought it meant limp like a limp dick haha.
So OP hasn't had sex yet? Must've masturbated themselves into quite a frenzy! FYI, it doesn't always translate so well.
Can you survive when I explain how I still had to fake it?