It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
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*backhand to his face* this is mine, and if you want to keep visiting privileges, you'll keep your fucking hands off til asked
He wants to have a vagina? Tell him there's an operation.
What exactly is the proper hand placement to grab a vag?
I tell my man it's his all the time. Anytime.
He was screaming "this is mine" because the gravity of your cavernous vag sucked his arm in when he tried to grab it, and wouldn't let go....so "this" was his arm.
Why would he wanna have that old thing?
That asshole! Didn't you tell him I already called it first?
Possessive..Rrrr;)..just kidding, EWH.
Could have been worse....he could have "marked his territory" and peed in it >_<
Ball. Man has ball
What is he 12?
That would only be true if he is your boyfriend. Slap him if he is a drunk buddy xD