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  • The better question is why did his friends let him go home with a girl that looks like a pumpkin?

    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 5, 11 at 2:15pm
  • When the air is hot and sticky, that's no time to dunk your dicky. When the frost is on the punkin', that's the time for dicky dunkin'

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 5, 11 at 2:53pm
  • because it's autumn, and that's a pretty smooth line for pumpkin season.

    Submitted by deckswife on Oct 5, 11 at 1:40pm
  • Haha. Idk about u guys but I'm more than likely determined to use this on a guy this fall. And he'll like it.

    Submitted by pinky22 on Oct 5, 11 at 2:51pm
  • best worst pickup line, so seasonal:)

    Submitted by fypsters2011 on Oct 5, 11 at 1:51pm
  • thats creative. id let him carve my pumpkin!

    Submitted by preppygirl on Oct 5, 11 at 3:38pm
  • That sounds so appropriate, but so inappropriate at the same time...I guess it all depends on how you take it...And if he was sober or not.

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 5, 11 at 3:21pm
  • Porksword, you officially win at life. Lol

    Submitted by skoot32 on Oct 5, 11 at 3:02pm
  • Serial killers need love just as much as fat chicks do.

    Submitted by SauceQueen on Oct 5, 11 at 10:41pm
  • She wouldn't let her go home with the dude because she's a cock blocking prude who is mad no thinks of her as a pumpkin.

    Submitted by brocky on Oct 6, 11 at 1:25am
  • Troll food all day. Fucking noobs

    Submitted by krazybobblehead on Oct 6, 11 at 2:26pm
  • Can't you say anything besides 'first'? What the hell is the point in being first to comment on a website about absurd comments people text to others? ItMs fucking annoying.

    Submitted by 2jzstang on Oct 5, 11 at 7:43pm
  • That way he planted his pumpkin seed

    Submitted by TheGrump on Oct 17, 11 at 12:20am
  • She must have been out of her gourd!

    Submitted by gunsnammo on Oct 6, 11 at 8:19pm
  • Porksword wins again.....

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 5, 11 at 5:24pm
  • how bout...hey babe...lets nail!

    Submitted by PHD1026 on Oct 6, 11 at 7:24am
  • First

    Submitted by firstfirst on Oct 5, 11 at 1:37pm