His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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The better question is why did his friends let him go home with a girl that looks like a pumpkin?
When the air is hot and sticky, that's no time to dunk your dicky. When the frost is on the punkin', that's the time for dicky dunkin'
because it's autumn, and that's a pretty smooth line for pumpkin season.
Haha. Idk about u guys but I'm more than likely determined to use this on a guy this fall. And he'll like it.
It's a guy...of course we will like it.
best worst pickup line, so seasonal:)
thats creative. id let him carve my pumpkin!
That sounds so appropriate, but so inappropriate at the same time...I guess it all depends on how you take it...And if he was sober or not.
Porksword, you officially win at life. Lol
Serial killers need love just as much as fat chicks do.
She wouldn't let her go home with the dude because she's a cock blocking prude who is mad no thinks of her as a pumpkin.
Troll food all day. Fucking noobs
Can't you say anything besides 'first'? What the hell is the point in being first to comment on a website about absurd comments people text to others? ItMs fucking annoying.
That way he planted his pumpkin seed
She must have been out of her gourd!
Porksword wins again.....
how bout...hey babe...lets nail!
you speak for all of us.
...and never come back