the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
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Real question is.....is she hot?
exactly...and was she clean?
I've been on her side before... It's a relief haha.
Must do wonders for your ego that some disoriented girl says you're hot. The real trick is to get the same response when they're coherent.
all they need is some incentive. like scooby snacks, for instance
As an average-looking guy, I say congratulations to you sir. I assume the only ppl giving this a thumbs down are ugly ppl and assholes.
I know how she feels!! It just sucks when you don't remember the sex with the hot guy...
if hes hot, why dont you just fuck him again in the morning?
hell yeah lol
Damn why r all u people so damn defensive leav the kid alone he has a good mutha fuckin night!
I love big titties
Been there, done that.. Some how ended up married to him...
sounds like me.
Good fuckin story
Very nice! Send that cunt my way
I love how people think it's cool to argue on tfln comments, if that's what u do in ur free time, u have worse problems than what ur arguing about
Bad night. She went back to sleep!
11:10 is such a Debbie Downer
This would be from Bakersfield.
11:10, you sir are a moron. She is disorinted bc she doesn't know where she is or how she got there. Maybe you should google the "big words" before you make dumb comments like that
A good feeling for both though
Woot 666 thumbs up
The fairytale ending to a drunk night.
661 is also the Antelope Valley, parts of Lake
LA, Santa Clarita and a shit ton more than fucking Bakersfield.
I'd do the same thing if the dude was hot
gots to always be first
12:12 your either a fat bitch or someone who jacks off to jesus because they can't get any. Yes my daughter will grow up eventually but having sex with someone is not the worst thing she could do
I love that feeling! It's like sweet relief!
She's a keeper.
7:35 ..... THANK YOU!
That's what she said
God bless beer goggles...
want a weiner in my mouth!
Are you sure this wasn't a wet dream?
Well that's a plus.
We keep it classy in Castaic (:
At least there's that.
7:35 is right
Fuck my balls hurt. Edward Tannenbaum.
I love that this is from the 661, aaahh bakersfield girls ;]
good work diesel
i looked up your area code to make sure that I wasn't the girl who said that to you...i've been there...it was awesome
Remember this, in about 20 years. That will be your daught. When she comes home pregnant, remember what an asshole you are.
Lol!! That's funny.
I wish I could have said the same to the guy I woke up next to this morning. FML.
Jesus doesn't like premarital sex
the hell he doesn't, why do you suppose he hung out with mary magdalen all the time if he wasn't tappin that?
U 2 were probably drunk that night. Maybe that's why u fucked her. U bitch.
heh. she saw your ugly ass face, screamed, jumped out the bed as fast as she would and whizzed passed you like there was no tomorrow