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  • Use lube next time.

    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Oct 2, 11 at 2:59pm
  • Yea, herpes can really heat that shit up.

    Submitted by cybsrwolf on Oct 2, 11 at 1:56pm
  • What like dudes can talk about their nut sweat but if a girls vag is hot oh she must have herpes.... Grow the fuck up...maybe you just haven't ever felt a vagina before or you would know how warm they are

    Submitted by ladyivey on Oct 3, 11 at 1:02am
    • I bet you’re fat, ugly, and only get your blazin vag touched by yourself

      Submitted by ck24 on Oct 3, 11 at 12:36pm
  • Re-post! The best response before was; So that's what that flapping noise was.

    Submitted by porksword on Oct 3, 11 at 11:55am
  • Idk how I feel about this...

    Submitted by pinky22 on Oct 2, 11 at 9:52pm
  • I've got some lotion that will make it feel better.

    Submitted by haliganbar on Oct 2, 11 at 5:04pm
  • In hindsight, maybe banging the Human Torch WAS a bad idea.

    Submitted by bulllwinkle on Oct 3, 11 at 11:45am
  • first!

    Submitted by ComboBreaker28 on Oct 2, 11 at 1:41pm
  • Someone’s got a case of the blueberry waffle!

    Submitted by ck24 on Oct 3, 11 at 12:34pm
  • That is what you get for letting some guy blow a butane-fueled fireball in your snatch...

    Submitted by W_T_F on Oct 3, 11 at 8:57am