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  • 48 18
    Submitted by okieraider71 on Jun 11, 14 at 11:18am

    And women say they want to be treated as equals to men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • 46 19
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Jun 11, 14 at 3:27pm

    Your plastic surgeon.

  • 43 19
    Submitted by Panicsdisaster on Jun 11, 14 at 9:29am

    only 2000 more drinks and they will maybe be paid off. You're winning all day. pfft.. should have had a brain job. fake boobs suck.

  • 27 13
    Submitted by ashmichele on Jun 12, 14 at 3:38pm

    Not your English teacher, obviously.

  • 21 10
    Submitted by NikkiVixxen on Jun 12, 14 at 5:31pm

    The person who can spell "Who's" properly (store-bought boobs or not)

  • 18 10
    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Jun 12, 14 at 10:56pm

    Fxck em, OP. Do whatever you want.

  • 17 10
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Jun 17, 14 at 1:08am

    Average breast implant cost is $3500. Let's assume $7 a drink averaging out mixed drinking and beer. That means you need 500 drinks to pay for your breast implants. Assume a dozen drinks a week and you have about ten months to a year to break even on your breast implants counting downtime and long weekends of sex without drinking between seasonal hook-ups that you thing is love. In the second year, the free drinks are pure profit!

  • 18 13
    Submitted by Cadbury on Jun 12, 14 at 8:04pm

    I think the silicone is already leaking out of those fun bags and has effected your brain. Doubtful you were too smart before or you wouldn't have had breast augmentation.

  • 18 16
    Submitted by Mamamio12 on Jun 11, 14 at 4:26pm

    Yep@GetOffMyLawn

  • 15 13
    Submitted by johnnyjunker on Jun 12, 14 at 1:23am

    ^exactly

  • 14 20
    Submitted by ThePubShow on Jun 12, 14 at 4:56pm

    And those 12 drinks, in turn, got you herpes.