My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
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And women say they want to be treated as equals to men. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
only 2000 more drinks and they will maybe be paid off. You're winning all day. pfft.. should have had a brain job. fake boobs suck.
Your plastic surgeon.
I think the silicone is already leaking out of those fun bags and has effected your brain. Doubtful you were too smart before or you wouldn't have had breast augmentation.
Not your English teacher, obviously.
Fxck em, OP. Do whatever you want.
The person who can spell "Who's" properly (store-bought boobs or not)
Average breast implant cost is $3500. Let's assume $7 a drink averaging out mixed drinking and beer. That means you need 500 drinks to pay for your breast implants. Assume a dozen drinks a week and you have about ten months to a year to break even on your breast implants counting downtime and long weekends of sex without drinking between seasonal hook-ups that you thing is love. In the second year, the free drinks are pure profit!
And those 12 drinks, in turn, got you herpes.