I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
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Perfect time to practice!
That's karma for overstaying your welcome.
Give him a tutorial
Lmfaoo u shoulda rallied
If you had higher standards, things like this wouldn't happen...\nLife Lesson: Be Particular!
Worse sex of your life so far... Round 2
Yuuuccckkkyyy! Bad booze breath. We got 27" so you really were snowed in. Ugh.
Start walking, bitch.