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  • Submitted by Numnutz on Mar 13, 12 at 4:35pm

    Peanut butter and your dog doesn't count as a blowjob

  • Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 13, 12 at 6:08pm

    if your erection persists for more then 4 hours see a doctor immediately

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      Submitted by porksword on Mar 13, 12 at 7:06pm

      Ok, my doctor is a hot Indian woman!

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Mar 13, 12 at 11:03pm

        shell give you an Indian burn XD

  • Submitted by nuppie on Mar 13, 12 at 6:04pm

    if it takes over 5 hrs for a blow job she's to young for ya bro

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      Submitted by jimboland50 on Mar 14, 12 at 11:53am

      that's why he has the Disney movies

  • Submitted by UniqueNordic on Mar 13, 12 at 5:57pm

    Do they know what a blow job is?

  • Submitted by Nickly on Mar 13, 12 at 4:22pm

    date with his vacuum cleaner?

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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Mar 13, 12 at 10:08pm

    Seven hour bj? Dafuq?

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    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Mar 13, 12 at 6:40pm

    You were doing it wrong. There is no actual blowing in a blowjob.

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    Submitted by jwhoffa76 on Mar 13, 12 at 6:59pm

    Suuuure. We believe you. Right

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    Submitted by Phys on Mar 13, 12 at 8:51pm

    Having a dream about it when you took a nap doesn't mean it happened

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    Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Mar 14, 12 at 1:10pm

    Hi Ho, Hi Ho, I'm off to get a blow.

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    Submitted by FiestaEddy on Mar 13, 12 at 11:02pm

    You blew another dude for 7 hours? You belong in the prison hall of fame!

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    Submitted by whothefukc on Mar 15, 12 at 5:01am

    7 hour blowjob? Trust me, girls ge rather annoyed when it takes more than 15 minutes.

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      Submitted by Ampitup on Mar 20, 12 at 1:03am

      If it takes more than fifteen minutes she must suck at blow jobs.

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    Submitted by niceman on Mar 13, 12 at 7:50pm

    Newsflash, you idiot--blowing on your dick does not constitute a blowjob.

  • Submitted by Philsfan08 on Mar 13, 12 at 7:33pm

    That's 4 txts with Disney movies today.Can the grown ups have tfln back please?.Oh right grown ups don't post here we just respond

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    Submitted by ejeha12 on Mar 14, 12 at 12:11am

    who the hell would thumbs down this, this mans a god

  • 46 54
    Submitted by sdbear on Mar 13, 12 at 8:49pm

    Alright for the seven hour edging session!!!!!

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    Submitted by TheEvilPlatypus on Mar 15, 12 at 11:31pm

    Naht so mach * Borat voice

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    Submitted by mags_07 on Mar 13, 12 at 10:23pm

    If he's talking about Disney movies he probably thinks blowing a wad of bubblicious equals a blow job

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    Submitted by lordabortion on Mar 17, 12 at 3:54am

    middle schoolers these days...

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    Submitted by arthurlux on Mar 13, 12 at 7:56pm

    Be prepared.