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    Submitted by brookenc84 on Oct 2, 11 at 6:23pm

    You don't hit rock bottom until you've woken up next to a billy goat.

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    Submitted by johnwayne69 on Oct 3, 11 at 12:08am

    That's an average hangover....shoulda drank a beer and taken tylenol best hangover curer ever...

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    Submitted by ckb71 on Oct 2, 11 at 5:33pm

    your rock bottom could be a lot worse..

  • 66 97
    Submitted by TheNewRule on Oct 2, 11 at 3:19pm

    They were actually warding off the evil of your STI's. Your neighbours know witchcraft.

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    Submitted by reesespieces2510 on Oct 3, 11 at 2:38am

    Umm have you never heard of using your phone to call the house???

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    Submitted by TheMoreYouKnow on Oct 3, 11 at 2:09am

    Does anyone know why there are so many whores in Houston?

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    Submitted by wiitanen_s on Oct 5, 11 at 12:47am

    that's my kinda drinking......and hangover. not quite rock bottom though buddy.