3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
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Super glue was originally invented to seal wounds on the battlefield. Just so you know
I hope that you created this account just to make this comment. I also hope it becomes a meme.
Much better than the russian guy! Keep it up :)
I think it's also in those disolvable stitches.
ARE YOU SURPRISED YOU BROKE A CONVERTIBLE ROOF WITH THE WEIGHT OF TWO PEOPLE? Ragtops are not that strong. It was a dumb idea but still epic night...
Shouldn’t be banging fatty’s on the hood of a convertible anyways
They said roof not hood