I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
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Victory lap! Yes, girls have them too! And maybe a happy dance!
I did one of those Monday night, then fell asleep by 10.
Congratulations on your conquest and for making Valentine's day a 2-day event, but seriously 10:00 PM?!?! Hmmm... Is it because you're really, really old or that your endeavor got the best of you?
I AM old...and I stayed up WAY later than that. It better have been worth it.
It wasn't a conquest, more of a mutual surrender. I gave her the best of me, isn't that how it's supposed to be? We started early, had some interruptions, and my victory lap and happy dance finished me off. Plus I'm like Yoda old.
"Spooge or Spooge not, there is no try."
If Yoda did a happy dance and was out by 10, there's no question... Spooge! But... Blue pills, does he need?
Pills I do not need. Use my light sabre have you not seen?
That's a freaking explosion of awesomeness.
Better late than never dog!
stride of pride...
stop walking in shame and jump in bed naked with him for pitty! that would've cut the waiting time at least in half.